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OKay Holiday…

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

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And it doesn’t stop…

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Contractors Carry Hammers…

Friday, December 11th, 2009

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So the relationship between BlackWater USA and the CIA became murderously incestuous? You don’t say…

Blackwater Guards Tied To Covert Raids By CIA

I think one of the slickest moves that kicked off the war in Iraq was the mainstream media usage of the term ‘contractor’ instead of ‘mercenary’ when they were referencing actions taken by paid gunmen. Just like former senators filled the boardrooms of Halliburton and Kellogg Brown Root companies like Xe(BlackWater USA) and Aegis are staffed by former ground generals and other para-military personnel who know how to work the middle of the US bureaucracy.

Thinking back on those old reports about the Pentagon paying several hundred dollars for a hammer it all makes sense to me now. Fully auto hammers are not cheap.

Jayne Kennedy = OG Black Dynamite…

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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I love me some Vanessa Williams and Jayne Kennedy. I don’t care how old they are when I finally get to Hollywood, I am going to cast them in my movie just so I can smell behind their ears. With my tongue.

The good folks from Black Dynamite are hooking you up once again with tee shirts based on their cult classic film. All you gotta do is lace the comments thread with a line or anecdote from the movie. Recall a funny scene from one of the guest actors featured. Tell me why you fux with Black Dynamite and I GOT YOU with some more DP.com Free Shit.

KEVIN POWELL COAT DRIVE = G.O.A.T.

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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I would never suggest that you wear shoes and nicely ironed ‘slacks’ to a party, but this event right here is the G.O.A.T. one night event. It’s as if Target and DSW and PathMark AND Victoria Secret’s got together to throw a party. It’s a delicious estrogen overload.

It is the only party filled to the gills with working ladies. For some of whom this may be their last time giving a man some action. If you single fellas play your cards right you will also bag up a shorty with the mean connect to a New Year’s Eve jumpoff.

Don’t go here to rack up digits tho’. Go here to hunt down a piece of trophy poon for your holiday mantle. Avoid ThunderDome if possible.

Friday, December 11, 2009 @ 10:00pm
TRIBECA CINEMAS
54 Varick Street (@ Laight St.)
New York, NY
$ = FREE

The Chinese Ain’t Having It…

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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If BERNIE MADOFF had been Chinese they would have taken off his head along with his wife, sons, brother and niece. The Chinese don’t play that funny money shit. On second thought this news scares me since we are in wild debt to China.

I am a little surprised that Madoff didn’t get the same treatment over here. The religion of money acquisition is what gets most of us up in the morning. It tells us how much value we have as people and how much influence we have over others. So I was frankly surprised that people didn’t try to kill Madoff or his sons for ruining the fantasy.

Does anyone honestly believe that the sons didn’t learn how to work the middle some years ago? The whole camp was spending paper like there was no tomorrow. Buying shit like houses in Greenwich, CT and yachts and shit. Who needs a fuxing yacht anyhoo? If the Chinese and merc’king their own Wall Street embezzlers for what amounts to a handful of million what do you think they would do to someone for tens of billions?