Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

BLUCHEEZ TV FTW…

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

photo credit: Alex Richter

My YouTube swag stayed on a trillion even when the website was down.

Peep game…

If White Jesus Had A YouTube Channel…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

white jesus

His name would be Mizar.

I Blame GLEE…

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

glee

For this shit…

W.T.F.??????!!!!!!

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

madea

Tyler Perry hates his Blackness almost as much as he hates his manhood.

pic via @SeanMandela

WHERE’s THE BEEF?!?

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

beef

Wendy’s had a murderous series of commercials back in the 1980s all about fast food restaurants using massive buns and tiny burgers.

The catchphrase was ‘Where’s the beef [ll]?”

Fast forward to 2010 and Taco Bell is being sacked with a class action lawsuit because their ‘beef’ products contain less than 35% of ground beef. Here’s a list of all the other shit in their ‘beef’ products…

Beef, water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate

Taco Bell = 35% beef and 65% bullshit!