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Kim Kardashian’s Discardable Whiteness…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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Kim Kardashian obviously has a little Black inside of her, and I’m not just talking about Ray J *rimshot*

I’m talking about the part of her that thinks you can cross colorlines in America. That worked for a while with Mariah Carey and even Tiger Woods, but it will come to nip Kim Kardashian in her ample tuchus before it’s all said and done.

Bo Derek could get away with her fetishism of Blackness and wearing prison plaits because she was basically ‘blonded’. I assume that we all know being blonded is the same as being bonded when it relates to ‘American’ privilege.

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Kim is hell’a swarthy tho’ so she better watch out before the Illuminati makes her play on the darker side permanently.

You can’t just play around with whiteness that way.

Whiteness is some serious shit.

Do you realize there are people being promoted to jobs they aren’t qualified for because they have whiteness?

Do you understand that there are opportunities being given to people simply because they have whiteness?

And Kim Kardashian has the nerve to act like she can move back and forth with her whiteness as much as changing a pair of her underdrawls? Which I’m sure are delicious, BTW.

Somebody with some whiteness (like Madonna) better inform Kim Kardashian that playing Black is all fun and games until they start making your $change$ strange.

And I still don’t see any Black faces on the U.S. dollar. Do you?

Rap Music’s Latest Trend: Rappers Going To Prison

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

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Is Lil’ Wang shusshing Ja Rule on some ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ shit?

Check out my drop at TheBVX.com regarding the new skinny jeans [ll] in the rap music game.

All Day I Dream About Sneakers…

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

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My Atlanta family The Shoe Game is celebrating their fourth year online as the premier sneaker culture website. This year their anniversary party is going to be extra off the hook. They’re giving away mad pairs of kicks and other swag.

The Shoe Game is normally reserved and chill city but even G-Roc is going ham. FML that I can’t make it to Atlanta for this event.

One Hell Of A Muse…

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

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You may imagine it might be physically impossible to do LESS than Kim Kardashian, but I think Amber Rose has one-upped her bodacious bootylicious counterpart. Both of these women are shaking what their mother’s gave them to secure a level of celebrity status normally reserved for, well, actual celebrities.

KanYe West – ‘Hell Of A Life’

Amber Rose was spotted in New York City driving a drop top Lambourghini Gallardo. This car costs somewhere in the range of 200 stacks. That’s $200,000 thousand for those that need the clarity. I’m not sure how you finance that kind of whip when your resume more than likely lists your occupation as ‘professional piece of poontang’.

Even in a slowed economy the value of poon seems to keep pace. I wonder if there are stock programs you can invest in for jumpoffs?

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Amber’s celebrity is squarely based on her relationship with Kanye West. And the fact she has the perfect C-cup backside. This is what puts her on the guest list for exclusive red carpet events and apparently allows her to secure luxury car rentals.

Try and imagine what car she might be driving if her and Kanye were still an item. She’d be spotted on the streets parking a spaceship. Don’t bother pulling up to Amber Rose’s bumper with your long black limousine. She’s already got one of her own.

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A Futuristic Lola Falana…

Friday, November 19th, 2010

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Beyoncé makes a perfume commercial too racy for British audiences?

Go to BlackVoicesX for the drop