Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

These Stacks Stay Blowing…

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

staxxx

Unlike my blog brethren, the great Combat Jack, I see the Kat Stacks storyline not as a trainwreck tragedy, but as the last of the great American success stories. Only in America can a whoare, who may very well have a learning disability, be able to negotiate for herself the lifestyle of her choosing.

Here I am going to a panel in Washington D.C. to advise people on how to get a foothold in the realm of social media and marketing and I stay one paycheck(not from any internets endeavors) away from eating at a soupkitchen. The Kat Stacks website is as basic as any basic bitch might devise and it is a murderer for referral traffic.

The sky is the limit for this chick because there is no line that she won’t cross. Kat Stacks’ is getting movie deals that aren’t pr0n? Kat Stacks is functionally illiterate and also securing book deals. This is the rapture ladies and gentlemen.

The cult of celebrity has found their savior and she is a hot mess-iah…


At the end of the day, we are all just suckers for love. Keep stackin’ your paper Kat.

The Beat Goes On…

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

suge

Spend enough time in the rap music universe and you will see bullies get their comeupance, but when the smoke clears these same dudes get back to business as usual. #iHipHop

EYE FUX w/ TRUE STILLS…

Friday, March 12th, 2010

eye fux

When I have a camera in my hand I have to document that WTF shit.

Walk with me…

eye fux

MightyHealthy granted me a late pass for my Roc Marciano tardiness.

eye fux

This is the Shaun Price crest.

eye fux

Hipster dude just cracked open a new pair of Chucks. Peep how he laced his joints. Respect.

eye fux

Them boys towed my shit AGAIN. Over $600 spent in tickets and tow fees in the first quarter of this year. Call that shit urban taxes.

eye fux

Zeeked! LOL

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Why homeboy had his shit sculpted into a box shape like a 60yr old Larry Blackmon? I bet this dude is living the ‘Single Life’, but that is because he is living alone.

eye fux

I want to be a forensic expert on vomit. Peep the width of the spray. Study the chunkiness. WTF is that shit? Skin?

eye fux

Solace and I were in the liquor store copping bottles for the Shaun P baby shower when we came across this bottle of wine. And there you have it.

The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

assquatch

I should have some more BCC music to post on these drops after tonight. Steele is having a listening session for his latest project ‘AmeriKKKa’s Nightmare Pt.2‘.

This winter has made me appreciate my Timberland collection more than ever. The weather had broken for a few days so I could wear some of my winter sneakers but the forecast is wet and cold for the next few days so don’t be surprised when I dig in the crates for more classics from Timberland.

The pair I’m featuring now was a Marshall’s @ Atlantic Terminal come up. I stay on my greedy grind for deals that are too good to be beat and these trail runners were holding a $25 clearance tag. I don’t know from where they came since I know they hadn’t been in this store previously, or any Marshall’s that I cruise thru in BK or LI.

These joints are called Trailscapes and they are Timberland’s offering to the outdoor set that likes to get all cardio in the mountains. I’m not so much a trail runner as I am a stream dancer. Sure, I’ll climb a rock or two and if we end up walking for hours so be it, but I don’t run. EVAR. That pic above was taken catching the rarely seen woodland beast Assquatch. That is NOT me. These shoes however, are me.

The Trailscape is lightweight and the upper is made of this breathable mesh. The shoes aren’t made to be totally waterproof but rather water-resistant. The suede mudguard keeps the nasty water from getting into the shoes and the mesh upper keeps out the dirt and the rocks. Thre Trailscapes are actually better for biking than they are for running because of the stiff forefoot plate that is built into the outsole. More Vibram patented rubber for the outsole as I see that Timberland trusts them to make the most durable and aggressive components for their shoes.

trailscape
trailscape

I think the Trailscapes might be in Filene’s Basement because I don’t ever see them in the TJX stores that I frequent. Copp them if you see them in your area for cheap ($40 and under). They are long wearing and comfortable shoes no matter what Sean Price says.

FUX YO’ ROBOT!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

skynet

We all know that one day soon SkyNet will shit all over your steez with their automated drones along with their illuminati clones.

From time to time there have been little hints dropped at us from inside of the matrix.

Y’all remember when BeYonce came out as the Bootybot aka the Coochieclone.

beyoncebot

The robots will put their foot on humanity soon enough. Some humans will welcome them inside of their humanity.

Rihanna went from fuxing with a Michael Jackson clone to getting fingerbanged by a robot.

reboot
reboot
reboot

And then while she took on another robot she got her faced creamed on.

And then she swallowed it.

WTF?!?

Fux these robots!