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SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Frankensteinery…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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Editor’s note: This drop was inspired by the Tony Grand$ x getthesenets comments in the Magic Bird brokeback basketball thread. [ll] as always.

Kevin McHale is often referred to as the Frankenstein monster.

His game was as ugly as his mug too.

But for my recollection, the Chief was a better choice.

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Fux it all.

These dudes are the Frankenstein Bros.

Why hasn’t this been made into a television series?

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Women’s History Month: Trina Is A Snitch…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

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March is Women’s History Month. So I thought I could post a few drops about the women in the rap game right now and where they fall in the historical canon of rap music.

Okay, that was all bullshit. I just read this article over at iHipHop.com about how Trina was working with the FBI to help her recover her stolen cell phone after naked pictures of her were posted on the internets. I’m not going hard to find naked pictures of Trina tho’. Maybe the NahRight fam will have the links.

My whole point to this drop is that Trina, formerly the baddest bitch, is now the biggest snitch. Who puts naked pics of themselves on a cell phone and then gets all bent out of shape when those pics are leaked to the public? You obviously wanted someone to see them? I don’t even look at myself totally naked. I turn off all the lights before I take off my t-shirt.

So now Trina is cooperating with the feds to get her phone back from the person holding it for ransom. This is NOT what a gangsta bitch does. Lil’ Kim never snitched and she went to the clink. Remy Ma wasn’t a snitch either and she is going thru it in jail right now. Foxy Brown needed to be institutionalized because she was getting her ass beat in front of the Pink Houses. Trina fell off by going to the police.

Rap dudes and chicks be having the authorities on speed dial.

STILETTO FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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I’m mad I didn’t go to the Association’s All-Star game in Dallas. From all the previous joints I attended I can tell you that there was reckless stunting going on. The All-Star game is like Juneteenth on the regulack and this year it was in Texas so you know there was folks up in that piece wearing mink underdrawls. Str8 foolishness.

You know ThunderDome was up in that piece too.

Vince Carter is the man version of ThunderDome [ll]. Not because I think he gives Dwight Howard awesome brain, but because that fool got a massive cranium.

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While the ballers were on the court putting it down the ballers were in the stands as well. I know there were chicks walking around Cowboy Stadium stunting in these retarded Air Jordan high heels.

I can tell by the construction that a lot of big girls copp these joints. I h8 to see big girls rocking the skinny-heeled joints and the heel be all stressed and buckling. These joints look sturdy enough to handle some truck thighs.

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Not that I support buying fake sneakers, because I don’t, but these heels are just the type of shit that I could see Nike manufacturing after learning about all the customers copping them from the chinaman.

Peace to Boomer on the link

Mathemashits…

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

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Remember when we used to literally talk shit here @ DP.com?

True story is that I went to the grand opening of the Arby’s restaurant in the former Gage & Tollner space in downtown Brooklyn. Nevermind that installing ANY fastfood restaurant in that space is a violation to the interior of the building, eating Arby’s cheese fries is a violation to your body’s interior space.

I loved every bite of it. But the aftermath got dicey, or should I say… Deucey?

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For what all the numbers higher than #2 represent you have to consult with the homey BLAX HEDRUM…

Pants On The Ground…

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

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I just watched the LARRY PLATT ‘Pants On The Ground’ video for the first time. I avoided it up until now because I knew it was some viral internets garbage. I knew it by the type of people who were mentioning it on TWitter. You can’t tell me the kid in the picture above isn’t curious about having some shit put inside of his ass [ll]. He wants it bad [ll]. Whenever I see someone walking around like this I will call them a saggot.

I got some free shit for a couple of DP.commenters so get in where you fit in…

My homie @BosNaud hooked me up with a couple of copies of ‘Friday: The Animated Series‘. The OG Friday is a Hip-Hop cult classic and I hoped the animated series would have some of that fire. Sadly, it does not, but in all honesty maybe I didn’t give it enough of a chance. Would anyone like to view the DVD for free? Hit me up on the e-mail and I will shoot you a copy no strings attached.