Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, March 30th, 2013

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DJ Drama on the call, G-Roc and Teek with drops. Premium Pete and Cali duBlanc in the booth. This is the ONLY sneaker podcast you want your ears to listen to.

Sneaker Fiends Unite!

BeYonce Is Legend…

Monday, March 18th, 2013

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The King of Pop released a new single onto the Internets last night and she damn nearly broke the shit like the plaything it must be to her. In one of the song’s refrains she clearly yells, “Bow Down Bitches!”

For those of you keeping score at home the hashtag count is as follows…

#Legend
#LordOfDarkness
#BootyInTheParkingLot
#CandyPaint
#BowDown
#Trilluminati

Hypebeasts… We Know About You.

Sunday, March 3rd, 2013

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You gotta change the names of your sneakers to shit YOU fux with and not necessarily fuxing with the marketing that the manufacturer promotes. At the end of the day you are still consuming but you aren’t being consumed. There is a difference.

This is why I call these Nike sportswear shoes my Advanced Reconnaissance Commando Foamposites after the clone troopers who served the Old Republic on the Hoth system.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE – A.R.C. TROOPER FOAMPOSITES from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Shake To This…

Monday, February 25th, 2013

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The Harlem Shake has been one of the hottest internets memes over the last few years and while I generally avoid internets memes if there aren’t kittens directly featured in them I have enjoyed some of the various renditions based on this electronic dance music song called ‘Harlem Shake‘.

The song isn’t about the actual Harlem Shake dance or else it would have never become a meme. The actual Harlem Shake is to dance what John Coltrane was to jazz. The dance is both improvised and wholly formal. These Harlem Shake videos are all improvisation. That is why they are so funny.

My argument is that we shouldn’t get caught up in the formality of the actual Harlem Shake dance. Let white folks have their fun with it. This way we can have our fun too. The little kids from Harlem responsible for creating the Harlem Shake will have to create something else if they can.

The Game Done Changed…

Thursday, February 7th, 2013

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Buying sneakers is such a foreign process to me now. Forget about walking into a store and picking up a pair of kicks from off the wall. Unless you are in Flight Club those days are dead. From here on in you will HAVE to use the internets to buy your sneakers.

Nike must be tired of me making my lineup videos?