DP Iz 4 Tha’ Kidz…
The US economy has dipped so low that even white babies are being abandoned on the sidewalks.
White baby dolls that is.
Reminiscing on the Kenneth Clark experiments of the 1950’s we find that in a downturned, depressed economy not even the doll that resembles a white child is one that people want to adopt.
As Women’s History Month winds down I thought I would just give a shout out to my homegirls over at ProperTalks for all the good work they do in speaking the truth to the youth.
As a matter of fact I want to give a shout out to all the women who are working their damnedest to bring some equitable justice to the disenfranchised women all over the world.
And a special shout out to all those women taking their destinies into their own hands one piece of clothing at a time.
These are the outtakes from the aftermath of the Roots concert at the Highline Ballroom featuring Hof from ONSmash.com and Shamz da’ baron from OKayPlayer.
This video brought to you by the smooth overproof taste of Ernest & Julio VSOP Brandy and McDonald’s sweet tea.
MSN.com just confirmed what most of already knew…
That prostitution is essentially recession proof.
After the nuclear holocaust the only thing that will remain will be the cockroaches. And the hooker cockroaches.
The only bad thing about the recession is the aspect that hookers have to turn more tricks to come up on the same number of stacks. So instead of a JULIA ROBERTS coming up on a RICHARD GERE to help her get out of the game she ends up with a GARY BUSEY, then a MICKEY ROURKE, then a WESLEY SNIPES, she hooks up with an ANNE HECHE, but then she claims it was her one and only time and she didn’t even like it.
If money were the only thing that mattered I suppose we would all be prostitutes of some sort.
At the end of the day Mountain Dew blue didn’t call for me to go to South by South West. That didn’t change my feeling for Mountain Dew blue either. I want to be with Mountain Dew blue. We have fun together. We like the same things like action figures, anime and Adult Swim.
I appreciate all the time that Mountain Dew and I have spent together, but I’m ready to move on with Mountain Dew blue now. I just hope Mountain Dew doesn’t call my phone when blue and I are together alone. That might get uncomfortable.