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Tuesday, December 9th, 2008A Letter From The Management
Friday, December 5th, 2008This drop right here is really, really for the Saturday family. I respect you cats on the Friday grind, but this drop is for the cats that come here on their time, not the man’s time. I see y’all. I fucks with y’all.
Okay, so I looked at myself in some pics the other night at the Complex party and I realized that I drinks too much. Word to ERNIE P. this alcohol shit is gonna kill me, but before I go I’ma let y’all know. That real. That really real.
So here’s where we go in…
The O.D.B. book reading was wack because the author wasn’t going in deep enough on the Wu. She got a little access but her shit was still second hand smoke. Not even a shotgun, just some second hand shit. She didn’t inhale. O.D.B. was a lot greater than she could imagine. Not as an emcee or a rapper, but as a Black man who tried to negotiate the height of this shit. Peace to Dirty and to Dilla. Peace to all the people that watch over us.
The Vibe/FAdR joint was bananas too, but just having an open bar with no soul doesn’t mean shit to me. I stood outside and I seen the Def Jam heavys come through. Then I made my way to the Complex popoff with my peoples from Decon Media. I fucks with these dudes seriously. Especially this cat Ruffian. I don’t fucks with everybody like this man and sometimes I don’t even fucks with him 100 when he has other folks on his coattails other than me. Make no mistake, Ruffian is my nigga tho.
The Complex holiday party was the shit again. D-Nice was on the set spinning that piff. He played a lot of joints that you will never hear in the club along with everything that is hot in the streets right now. I have to shout that man D-Nice. I peeped his photoblog a few years back and I knew I had to get on the internets. O.G. dudes just have an eye for the shit that is super-delicious (no Flavor of Love ho). I had the chance to tell D-Nice thank you for being so Hip-Hop for the last score. Get in where you fit in Gettysburg.
I am drunk right now. The Blackberry Pearl Flip phone party was another joint. That was last night. I apologize to whomever gift bag it was I absconded with. I couldn’t even give this shit away to a homeless person. In Style mag put it together and it is so wack. These magazines and promotions need to really step their gift bag game up. Niketown gave me a keychain. I wanted a second one and the bitch giving them out was hating. Hey lady, this shit was made in China. They made a thousand of these in the same hour that Nike paid you whatever they did to stand at the desk and hold them back from the people. I got two of them so at least two of y’all will get a Nike keychain for Chanukah.
I also went to this sneaker store Goliath in east Harlem for their fourth anniversary party. It was cool. It wasn’t no Vault party, but then again the Vault had Nike money to put into the popoff. Goliath went in with their own cheddar and I still got three Heinekin for free just for showing up. We will have to see how we can help Goliath get their steez to the greater public. I saw a lot of sales in Goliath, especially on ladies kicks. It’s no wonder either since one of the partners is a lady. All my female sneaker fiends need to check this spot out.
So on to the Blackberry joint. My nigga Lowkey let me rock on his coattails. He had super V.I.P. status. Not just open bar but bottle service status. The party was a little bit bougie, but that is what’s up. I knew that the Blackberry people love that corporate chump shit since that is where their bread and butter comes from. I am part of the community that fucks with Blackberry and doesn’t shave their face but maybe once a week. Keep them corporate niggas feeling good about themselves Blackberry but definitely let the creatives get their shit right too because we use these phones just as much.
I’m supposed to have a date with C.S. tonight after I leave the radio station. Oh yeah, tune in to the Industry Shakedown radio show tonight from 7pm to 9pm. My homeys Solace and Pay Jay are letting me hang out with them for another session of Hip-Hop and hoodtalk. Here’s the link with the right phone number this time. After the radio show is a Dewars event I might have to fall through to see if I can score a bottle or two of that shit. Dewars is the shit I use in the winter when I have a real bad cold. I fix up a stewpot with oranges, lemons, anise cloves and Dewars. I kick a cold in the ass. My dad taught me that. My dad also put me on to the Brooklyn Museum of Art’s First Saturdays.
When I moved back into my folks crib in 1998 my dad seen that I was still stuck on that broad that kicked me out her crib. He sent me to the Brooklyn Museum First Saturday party to fuck around with the Black chicks that get they art on. Your parent’s know you better than you know yourself. I need a bitch that likes Star Wars, comic books and sneakers. The only place you gonna find one of those ho’s is at the museum. To tell you the truth I found the only broad that likes all that shit, or at least knows how to front like she does. You could still find you some quality drawls up in that piece. No matter what you do I insist you peep the Egyptian collection. The Hebrew artisans that built up Egypt were fucking ill to def. Word to Moises.
So that is what the fuck I am talking about. And that is what the fuck I have been doing since I touched back down in the NYC. I can’t wait for the holiday parties next week. It’s about to be so fucking crazy I won’t be able to stand it, or stand up.
Pray for me internets.
Them Nigga’s Crazy!
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008Still rocking on my Ol’ Dirty train of thought…
Dealing with mental illness in the Black community is even more taboo than the machismo and mysogyny that plagues the least educated sectors. You can have aliments like drug dependency and even a crippling handicap like a deformity. Just don’t be crazy.
1 in 5 young adults has personality disorder
I peeped this article which says that twenty percent (20%) of young adults has a mental disorder, and then only twenty five percent (25%) of that group receives some kind of counseling or treatment.
Damn. That is a whole lot of crazy niggas in America. Now I’m also a little depressed that more people aren’t embracing my perverse video rendition of ‘Love Lockdown‘. That shit should be dead center in some of y’all’s wheelhouses.
Black folks have historically had a difficult time being diagnosed for shit since we have seen the marginalization and disenfranchisement that comes from being ill and unable to generate production. If you couldn’t work your ass would be killed. There was no welfare for slaves.
Black folks still speak in hushed whispers when one of their relatives ain’t quite right. I don’t know why they do this because that nigga can still hear you. And you know what? He hates you too. The real question I have is why aren’t white folks getting their treatments for the crazies?
Racism is some shit that kicks everyone’s ass. I’m not saying that the young adult white in this survey are getting the crazies because they have come to see the fraudulent, duplicitous nature of supremacy, but racism is still fucked the fuck up. Half-Black president and the whole nine.
Maybe some of these young adult white are learning that they are being scammed by these colleges and paying off a school loan into your late thirties is a fucking bitch. While racism is fucked the fuck up, classism is the worst. Going into debt to hold onto the veneer of a ‘Have’ is starting to wear off on some people.
That is why some of the most advanced Blacks stay winning on they futuristic Sun-Ra shit by staying home all day playing Grand Theft Auto and collecting them welfare checks.
The Metaphor In Real LIfe…
Monday, December 1st, 2008Of shooting oneself in the foot, except this meatball couldn’t even get that part correct. PLAXICO BURRESS went from having a screw loose to becoming a loose cannon, literally. The metaphor in real life.
BURRESS hasn’t really been a part of the team this season as the Giants defend their ‘Any Given Sunday’ Super Bowl victory. Dude was hanging out at a nightclub while on the injured list. I think we can all see where his head is at right now. This dude might be fucking around with DWIGHT GOODEN’s white pudding if you know what I mean? ANTONIO PIERCE also. PIERCE tried to hide PLAXICO’s gun after the incident. WTF is wrong with these foolios?
The NFL should suspend both of these meatwads. PLAXICO for carrying an unlicensed biscuit and PIERCE for absconding with said biscuit. When did the NFL become the Association? Sure RAY LEWIS merc’ked some fools a few years back, then there was that dude from the Broncos who got popped in a Denver ‘hood, and yes SEAN TAYLOR was killed by a gunshot to the leg, but when did the NFL become so enveloped with gunplay?
Notice I conveniently left out Pac Man Jones who shot up a club in Vegas after making it rain and watching people pick up the raindrops. Now that Pac Man is playing for the Cowboys I need his ass to stay on the field and out of the clink. But the Giants, they can burn in hell. Except for crazy ass LAWRENCE TAYLOR. That’s my nigga right there.
CRACK IZ WACK!
Monday, December 1st, 2008Blame H8torade for this goodness. I can almost smell the assosity this image contains.
Good morning party people. It’s another Monday and you were blessed to make it to see the light of the day. Keep a smile on your grill fam.
Monday is the bitch of the bunch, but after you have defeated this dragon they can’t give you another Monday for at least one week. So kick Monday’s ass and keep stepping.
I’m still hanging out with Mom Dukes in the ‘A’. Shout to all my folks in the ‘A’ that held me d-d-d-d-down this trip. The reason I never considered relocating to Atlanta is because I didn’t think it got cold enough for me to floss my furs.
Shit been colder than a witches tit here in Atlanta this week. I might come down here after all. Sheeeeeeit, all my NY nigs is down here anyhoo.