Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

Oh No They Didn’t?!? Oh Yes They Did!

Monday, June 30th, 2008

stayeniqua

What hath been wrought by wretched niggerdom?

Peep how some high school kids conspired to prank on their classmates by crediting their yearbook pictures with names that you typically find in the domain of people that typically don’t even graduate from high school.

Blacks Given ‘Ghetto’ Names In SoCal Yearbook

I laugh to myself sometimes because these same kids will need every drop of whatever being white is still worth in order for them to survive. Most white goes through this thing coasting on the coattails of the gun-toting supremacists. When shit gets thick like Hurricane Starrkeysha they fall back and refocus on simpler shit like taking care of dogs and recycling. Blacks rioted for KENNEDY, white, not so much. Blacks also rioted for RODNEY KING so I should retract that argument. My point it these kids are no different than their parents because their parents are prA’li coasting too.

My badd for trowing shit on white. Damn near half the school population is Mexican. It would serve Blak kids right to catch some latent supremacy from the Mexicans. This way when the Latin vote shits on OBAAMA in November no one should be one bit surprised.

The school board will prA’li try to single one kid out as if the yearbook was run off on the copier in the S.O. office. I don’t think you can recall the yearbooks now though. Why should trees continue to suffer for the indiscretions of humans? The guilty and negligent parties should be ass raped. That’s how the barbarians settled accountability errors.

You have to have love for the people that name their kids some redonkulous, hard to pronounce shit. They are the folks putting their middle finger up to supremacy.

I blame NaS.

This is just promotion for his album that was to be titled ‘Nigger’.

He made y’all look.

Everybody was so sick over the ‘N’ word that you forgot about the ‘S’ word.

SHANIQUA, bitches!

Just as an aside, I have 312 Facebooks contacts and 31 of them have names that begin in ‘SHANI’ and I have 13 contacts with a variation of the name ‘SHANIQUA’. Get your ‘SHANI’ Facebook weight up bitches.

On the real, watch how much this yearbook gets on eBay.

My New Favorite Website About That White Girl…

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

paris

Even better than stuffwhitepeoplelike…

Things You Can’t Do Coked Up

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This drop is NOT a tacit endorsement for narcotics usage

POLITRICKS 2008: Party Like A Rockstar…

Monday, June 9th, 2008

obaama

TOTALLY DUDE!

BARACK OBAAMA is like a rockstar politician. His demeanor is so drastically different from most politicians. OBAAMA is so smooth and affable he makes BILL CLINTON look uptight and insincere. With all that charisma I still have no idea what a presidency from this man seeks to achieve.

The first non-100% white person to hold the office?

Seriously, who the fuck cares?

Can OBAAMA bridge the gaps that separate people socially, economically and spiritually?

EFF TEE VEE!

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

blu cheez

Why haven’t you subscribed yet to BLU CHEEZ’ YouTube channel? Better do it quick before this blog goes bye-bye.

We now exist in a post-literate society. It’s not that people can no longer read, but that people no longer WANT to read. Radio and television replaced books and newspapers as the go-to source for mainstream information. The internets will soon replace your t.v.

Invest in a high definition computer monitor. And subscribe to BLU CHEEZ TEE VEE.

What Rap Music Supremely Misses…

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

mrs

If you check the archives you will see that I didn’t have such high hopes for the ego trip collective’s latest television endeavor ‘Miss Rap Supreme’. It wasn’t because I didn’t think that the ego trip team couldn’t produce compelling television since they did that with the (white) Rapper Show, but would anyone want to tune in to listen to women rap?

Rap music is so often contextualized next to professional wrestling. Mostly because the blood and beefs are faked and the rampant steroid use. I never found myself interested in women’s wrestling and I think that sentiment rings true for people listening to rap music in 2008. Rap music has shifted culturally from embodying art to representing sport, and not even graceful sports either. Most rap music nowadays grunts and bumps its head into the wall. Rightfully so too since most fans say they listen to rap in order NOT to have to think.

Where does that leave women in the creation of this music? Kudos to ego trip for trying to save Hip-Hop by injecting the female aspect back into the music. Boys kissing men on the the lips while closing their eyes was NOT the proper female aspect. The irreparable damage was already done. Jean Grae can’t do it all by herself and she rhymes better than 84.675% of the people I hear on the radio. ego trip needed to bring some futuristic female funk to the television. I’m still trying to find someone that effed with this program other than the hype machine.

Holler at me if you went in on the entire season of Miss Rap. Vh-1 needs to broadcast a bloc of the Miss Rap Supreme programs. They should do that this weekend after hours when I am home sitting on my ass looking for some shit to watch so I don’t have to think. That is how Adult Swim murders shit. The programming blocs also bring out the production narrative of the series. I don’t care anything about these broads for 30mins weekly, but for four hours on a weekend I can fuck with these bitches.

*Of course I say bitch in only the most respectful way*