C.S. and I hit up sunny South Beach for a little bit of R & R this past weekend, actually it was C.S. born day on Sunday so the kid thought he would take her to Ocean Drive to be amongst the glamorous and the fabulous. Turns out that some jigfest was also going down in Miami as well and it looked like a gotdamned video shoot. Did these bitches not get the memo?!? Excuse my use of the ‘B’ word for these ho’s, but there they were with their azzcheeks on front street, stumbling around on Collins and Ocean Drive wearing their first pair of stilettos.
I’m mad at these broads because C.S. catches me looking at these ho’s all the time. The only reason I’m looking is because if I see one of my neighbors on the strip and I see she is looking a mess I will tell her to take her ho azz back home and sit down. Call me Captain Save A Ho.
The page went to re-runs for a hot minute and I see that no one is really interested in fucking with the Ghetto Celeb Mathematics. I had two of them joints being drafted up, but y’all have saved me the trouble of fucking with that shit and all the photo-editing work. I will switch my pitch up and get some more new Wig Owners drops back on the page since those seem to be crowd favorites.
This week however is going to be all about Spider-Man and the movie sequel that also premieres this week. We have tons of giveaways to celebrate the movie and comic book culture as well as another Pirate Radio Podcast. DP Dot Com had gone fishing for a minute, but now we’re back on our grizzly fo’ shizzly.
P.S. Don’t eat the fish.
