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Come And Get Your ‘Stadium Status’…

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

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Tell me what y’all think…

Stadium Status from Internets Celebrities on Vimeo.

“WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE!?!”

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

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The ICs are smelling like success…

The week began with awesomeness because it was a holy day, or holiday as you may call it. Since it was my homey T.C.’s bornday I’ll call it a holy day. I had an invite to hang with my folks from Desedo Films for their bornday/BBQ celebration. That was dope. I appreciated the love that my homey MHB has for what I am doing. He chopped it up with me about his recent sneaker acquisitions and how he came up on four (4) pairs for a little over $30 per. That is Sneaker Fiends Unite! status so I saluted him for that.

The following day found Chocolate Snowflake and I doing some grocery shopping in the PathMark on Atlantic Terminal when the Google alerts started letting folks know there was feature in the New York Times about the Internets Celebrities.

Three Men and a Video Camera, Out to Reveal Urban Truths

This was some kind of awesome considering the fact that the ICs were hosting a film screening for our bestest friends (read: anyone who cared to show up) at the Brooklyn Central Public Library at Grand Army Plaza. If things couldn’t look any better MSNBC called us up and wanted to know if we could do their show the following day before we went public with our latest video.

Governor Eliot Spitzer was going to be the guest anchor for the Dylan Ratigan show. Yes, THAT Governor Spitzer.

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At the end of the interview the lights in the studio go dim to sign off the show and lead-in to the Chris Matthews show ‘Hardball’. This is when I struck. I asked the governor, “What does it smell like?”

DP: Excuse me governor, not to offend you sir, but what does it smell like?

Governor Spitzer: Excuse me, what did you say?

DP: What does it SMELL like?

At this point, Rafi and Cas are like stunned that I would ask the governor WDISL? and rightfully so since we just met the dude so we obviously don’t rock like that. For a millisecond there was an uncomfortable silence as the governor waited for me to explain to him the smell I wanted him to recollect.

DP: What does POWER smell like?

Governor Spitzer: It can be beautifully intoxicating, but at a certain point you realize that you would rather be with your family, spending time with your kids going to a baseball game…

Well played governor and well said.. There was definitely a reason I voted for him the first time. Eliot Spitzer is an internets.

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Ass Backwards Indonesia…

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

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The ultra othodox reactionary Islamic nation of Indonesia just put a law into affect that bans tightpants.

Not from rappers like Lil’ Wang, but from women.

Men dressing up like women in Indonesia will still be acceptable

WEED >>> COKE…

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

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Jamaica has one single avenue for feeding its people and that is being taken away from them.

It’s not like the Jamaicans are being conscripted to traffick cocaine, the Mexicans are doing that shit hardbody.

Jamaicans have weed and Christy’s of Flatbush Ave beef patties and that is it. So it’s no small wonder that civilians are willing to die for their weed owners. No one else is putting bread on their tables. Certainly not the government which has been hamstrung by the International Monetary Fund.

Someone better tall these rich folks to come up off of some of their stacks so that these poor people can get a meal. Jamaica isn’t much different from Camden, New Orleans, Detroit, or Brooklyn.

Pat Robertson On Vacay?

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

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In Iceland, Mostly Clear Consciences

Where is Pat Robertson now with his ‘Will of God’ sermon?

I’m just sayin’…

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