As the details slowly emerge from the tragedy in Texas I wanted to extend my sympathies to the families of the fallen soldiers on America’s soil.
As a matter of fact, my sympathies go out to all U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan, Iraq and elsewhere who fight for my freedoms here at home. Godspeed…
I had to run with this photo of a marathon PU~ because it makes me happy. Dude is so hardbody that he didn’t even slow his roll to drop the meatsauce. Winners stay shittin’ on they competition. I wonder if any other runners stepped in dude’s entrails juice? I discard all my sneakers that have dogziti on the sole. What am I gonna do? Put ’em back in the box?
I’ve been listening to some new music all weekend so I thought I could put it onto another podcast for you to bring with you on your mission today. There’s some rap, rock and funky vibes. Let me know what you think. As always, the Internets Show is a podcast that you created with your friendship at DP.com so salute yourselves onetime.
CheA!
Supremacy is good for shits and giggles when its done properly. Amos and Andy? Heeeelarious. The breaking of Kunta Kinte? Not so much. Making fun of people with different customs is the best when someone from that particular group is the one doing the jokes. RUSH LIMBAUGH talking shit about Mexicans isn’t as awesome as a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon.
BOB GRIESE had a touch of the Limbaugh vocal diarrhea when he made the televised comment that JUAN PABLO MONTOYA was “out having a taco”, in reference to MONTOYA’s standing on the NASCAR leaderboard. Because MONTOYA is a Colombian the GRIESE comment has been posited as a slight. I don’t see it that way though. If GRIESE had said that MONTOYA was eating a bandeja paisa or sniffing an ounce of fisscale that might could be considered a slight.
White on white crime?
Racism makes no fuckin’ sense. How is this white dude gonna be a racist to this other white dude? Just cause a guy speaks spanish are you telling me that he can’t be a white dude anymore? I wish someone would explain to me who the fux is really white and who is just passing for teh white. This means that El Gringo Colombiano is no longer a white dude. Now he’s just a Mexican like Tony’s Kansas City. Tony what up?
And what is so wrong with getting a taco? Who doesn’t enjoy the crunchy meat filled flavor of a taco? I goes apeshit for Chipotle tacos. The only way people could get upset over a taco is if they were a racist and you gave them one of those new Taco Bell black tacos, but even a virulent racist would have to admit that for $.89cents a black taco was a good deal. Racism is still fucked the fuck up, but a supremacist’s gastrointestinal system recognizes great taste and his wallet respects a great price.
Somebody get the execs from Disney and PepsiCo on the horn so we can shoot a Taco Bell black taco commercial with GRIESE and MONTOYA.
DP.com Supremacy Corporate Synergy FTW.
Let us be your subversive advert agency.
The morning news is featuring the story of this hotel owner in New Mexico who forbade the spanish speaking employees from speaking spanish in his presence. Ha, good luck with that in NEW MEXICO. Good luck with that anywhere in the U.S. for that matter.
The hotel owner also told the employees to remove the ethnicity from their names. Marcos begat Mark and Martin begat Martin. But we all know that spanish folks love to say ‘Marteeeen’. Hell, I love to sy it my damn self. Do you remember that scene from ‘Roots’ where Lavar Burton gets publicly whipped until he calls himself Toby?
That was awesome.
Everybody loves this scene. It’s the ultimate description of being owned.
The hotel owner probably lives for the characters that John Wayne portrayed who came into the wild, untamed west and shot Indians in the back and burned the squaws and children alive in their teepees.
Sadly, the hotel owner can’t do that nowadays because of these stupid laws giving rights to the savages but he will be good and sure that his plantation is overseen correctly. This was always America. Living in New York its easy to forget this on most days when police aren’t throwing 50 bullets at you.
The hotel owner’s mandated cultural appropriation isn’t odd to him. It’s what John Wayne would have done on the silver screen. But do we all know about John Wayne’s lifestyle when he wasn’t making a movie?
The White House is going to need to do its best marketing job evar to convince me to take a shot of the flu. And if receiving small doses of the flu keeps you from getting really sick then I want a ‘poverty’ vaccination so that I never end up really destitute.
Obama declares swine flu national emergency
There’s very little humor in that headline. By declaring flu a national emergency you are subsequently labeling anyone with the sniffles as a potential terrorist threat. In the new culture of big brother overseers it isn’t a stretch that co-workers will be anxious to report the person who sneezes or coughs tooo much for their liking.
I just watched a video which describes the methods that people in America will be quarantined in the event that martial law is declared in an infected area. It wasn’t that scary either. Provided they airlift food to the infected folks regularly the zombies were mostly held in check. Controlling the zombies is an everlasting key to survival.
So how does the president convince people to receive this ‘flu’ shot when they don’t want it? I’ve seen articles and interviews from doctors that have volunteered their own children to be inoculated with an experimental vaccine. You would imagine that if a doctor would put his own child through this it would be safe but what if his kids were all adopted?
I’ve got friends in various healthcare related fields that have had the flu shot mandated by their employers. Thats the part of universal healthcare that sucks. I don’t want to have any medicine forced down my throat. All of this recalls the buildup around the supposed swine flu epidemic of the 1970’s where the vaccine drug’s harmful side effects gave some people neurological damage.
At least we got some cool PSA commercials out of the deal that we can roll out today via YouTube.