Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

And The South Stays Losing…

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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If you think this drop is about some rap music regionalism I may have pleasantly surprised you. Maybe not pleasantly surprised you though…

Report warns of AIDS ‘crisis’ across South

This news bugs the shit out of me for several reasons. Firstly, I don’t believe there is an AIDS virus. I know of a few folks who have died from AIDS related illnesses and by a coincidence they were all gay men. They were all people who were extremely healthy and fit.

Conversely, I should have have some disease eating through my vital organs as I type this shit out. What with all the McDonald’s, White Castles and Waffle Houses that I have frequented in my almost forty years my kidneys should be Mcnugget shaped. Diabetes, heart failure, or at a minimum a stroke should find my door. These diseases are preventable however, and most importantly, they are detectable.

The second issue I have with the supposed AIDS virus is the fact that it has no standard viral fingerprint. All viruses have a molecular fingerprint that you can observe through a microscope. AIDS/HIV does not contain one. What it does have is a socio-economical fingerprint that clearly attracts gay men and economically disenfranchised women of color. Particularly Black women.

In the past the only way I connected gay men and Black women would be that these two groups have the highest fierceness quotients, and the most shiny stuff in their respective closets.

The news on AIDS for the last decade has been the rate of infection for African American females and no one is saying the right things. OPRAH will create an entire broadcast about the Black men who live duplicitous lives as heterosexually married gay males and that only serves to undermine the perception of Black females decision making. Marriage is so far off the radar in America that the phenomenon of the down low brothers still couldn’t account for the tremendous spike in new infections.

No one is shouting out loud that the numbers do NOT add up. The rate at which African American women are contracting AIDS is impossible. Mainly because Black chicks are not giving up the pussy like that. Yes, Black chicks are fucking. Sure, Black chicks are even engaging in sex that would be considered high risk to some. But that is such a small minority of the minorities that you would have greater luck having sex with a unicorn.

Black chicks are not giving up the loveslot without using a condom. Then it all made sense to me…

I’ve told you previously to avoid the spermicide with Nonoxynol-9 in it since that shit is a bleaching agent. That shit is usually on condoms too. What if condoms have been putting a bleaching agent inside of Black chick’s boxes? What is so strange about that? Do any of you respect the allegory of the Trojan horse? Remember how it was issued as a gift, but at night it transformed into a slaughtering and killing machine?

The capitalism contained in selling people high-priced, privately-owned, patented medicine is what fuels any health crisis. If the next president thinks he can scold people instead of creating a progressive change to the manner in which we do societal business, you know, how we care for one another as a society, then I don’t need a male version of OPRAH WINFREY in the White House.

HoneyBees x Hip-Hop = D.O.A.

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

killer bees

This music video is proof positive that both honeybees and Hip-Hop are dying.

When the worst dancer in a B(ee)-Boy troupe is the Black dude I don’t hold out too much hope for Hip-Hop.

Honeybees are responsible for pollinating ONE-THIRD of our food supply.

Fuck Hip-Hop, we really need to save the honeybees.

Respect These Neggars…

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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Do y’all fools notice that everytime the federalies go crazy and arrest immigrants we get a touch of the cooties in our food supply?

There may not be any respect for the plowmen in precincts like Washington D.C., but I fully respect the folks that put their hands on my food. Agriculture is backbreaking work, especially in this hot ass heat.

That’s why I will not say a gotdamn thing sideways about a Mexican until at least the autumn harvest.

Louisiana Is For Losers…

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

taser

And Klansmen’s grandsons…

Some crazy shit has surfaced from the state of Louisiana, which is now ground zero for racist fuckery.

Whether we are talking about BlackWater USA mercenaries shooting Black folks in the back after Katrina, or the New Orleans police beating the bejesus out of a senior citizen on to the Jena 6 there is obviously an issue with Black folks when it comes to this region.

The latest story is the murder of a 21 year old who was tasered to death while in handcuffs.

Baron “Scooter” Pikes received the treatment that “Scooter” Libby should have gotten. The funky shit is that homeboy was murdered in January. How the fuck does this story just now get leaked? I’m pretty sure they have the internets in Louisiana now. Still and all this story managed to remain suppressed for half a year. Will the Justice Department step in to correct the inequality that is rampant in Louisiana?

Nahh, of course they aren’t. We are living, and dying, in a police state.

taser

War Is Ghey…

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

gheyzis

Sports are teh ghey. They just are. No big deal. We understand this and we choose to leave sexuality away from the discussion. It doesn’t seem to have any adverse effects on the outcome of the contests. War is also teh ghey. And that teh gheyness DOES have a negative promotion to the resultant and the remainder.

300 was a great film about war, better than even ‘The Big Red 1’ and ‘Platoon’. 300 was almost as good as ‘Apocalypse Now’, and almost as ghey as gay porn. War is faggoty fuckery. Shouts (shots?) to Plastic Squirtguns.

Women on the battlefield face the added dangers of sexual assault. I wonder if Joan of Arc had to deal with this shit?

If you needed any more proof to teh gheyness of war then I suggest you review these graphs made from Department of Defense statistics…

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United States Marine Corps. = NO SNITCHING

The deep blue bar above represents the survey of respondents from the Marines. In essence, it is the people who were willing to report these assaults. The cult(ure) of the Marines is not one that takes lightly to members speaking outside of the group. You see what happened to PAT TILLMAN’s ass [ll]?

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DP > Double Penetration
These graphs were just as disturbing as the first and they break down the sexual assaults across gender lines. Yeah, women stay getting their asses reamed, but the men aren’t too far behind. This is an equality that I can do without.