Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

A Third World Health Care System…

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

kids

One of the reasons for the shrinking value of the dollar has to be the fact that America treats its citizens like they aren’t worth a dime.

There is no reason we should have an abundance of cellphones, internets service providers and Starbucks coffee shops while we consistently maintain a healthcare system on par with a third world country.

Worms infect more poor in U.S. than thought

At some point the wealthiest Americans will come to realize that they share the same exact ecosystem as the poorest citizens. By then it may be too late.

Gunned Down In An Islamabad Bucktown…

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

bhutto

Pakistani government opposition leader BENAZHIR BHUTTO learns the hard way that fucking with the C.I.A. is worse for your health than fucking with Mother Nature. The world now has one less female presidential candidate.

From the New York Times: Bhutto Assassinated in Attack on Rally

For some insight on why BHUTTO was a target , take a look at MAXINE’s drop here at DP Dot Com, BENAZIR BHUTTO’s Gangster Bitch Chronicles

The stock market tumbles because someone merc’ked a Pakistani presidential candidate!?! WTF!?!? Are we a third world country now? Let me know now so I can go get my malaria shots.

The only folks in America that I thought were directly affected by this lady’s death would be the Hindudes that run all the newsstands and the Qwik-E-Marts. Apparently I was wrong…

Stocks open lower following Bhutto assassination

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PAPA SMURF

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

papa smurf

True story… Leave it up to white to take being a ‘Colored Man’ to that proverbial next-next level.

Blue Man Seeks Acceptance

The truest part of the story is that ol’ boy was persecuted for the skin he is in. Can you imagine how fucked the fuck up race relations are in this country when Papa Smurf gets kicked out of Oregon? This is the only state in the union where you can legally marry a farm animal.

Them niggas in Oregon are progressive liberals only as long as you look like them.

Fuck around and watch Blue Man Group sue this nigga for jacking they swagger.

POLITRICKS 2008: I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends…

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

obaama

It was free button night at the S.O. hall, and guess who wanted to give away bumper stickers as well?

When operatives of the HILLARY CLINTON campaign machine said that BARACK OBAAMA’s drug use will be his Achilles’ Heel in his Democratic nomination bid I LOL’d. I mean, between BILL CLINTON and GEORGE BUSH Jr’s checkered histories with illicit drugs we have had two 2-term presidents. The biggest difference between those dudes and OBAAMA is… Well… Yeah, other than that.

OBAAMA’s single greatest political asset is that he has been remarkably honest when divulging parts of his past, whether it was the fact that he had once owned his parents as a former slave master or the fact that he liked to smoke crills with MARION BARRY. None of those shortcomings are as bad as someone who would bankrupt the nation in the guise of a fiscal surplus, or someone who would send the sons and daughters of the poor to die in the desert a world away.

For the last uhdeen years the president of the United States has been anything but honest. There was that blip with JIMMY CARTER, but before and after since nothing but rapscallions and ne’er do wells. You see I equate marital infidelity with wiretapping or perjury. They all point to a deficit of the ethical nature. What I can’t believe is that I am here describing a political actor for his candor and forthright character. What I also can’t believe is that Americans still want to maintain the lies that have been disproven time and again. The assassinations of JFK, MLK and X must have been the greatest national mindfucks evar. People are still shook ones to this day over those murders. Why else wouldn’t people demand their rights now?

I’m talking about the right to be given an honest assessment of our national forecast. Then again, maybe the honest truth is that as a country, we Americans can’t handle the truth.

KELLOGGS = They’re Grrrrrrrrr-Rapists…

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

jamie jones

I think I told you that Kelloggs was run by a bunch of racists. Looks like their rapists too…

Victim: Gang-Rape Cover-Up by U.S., Halliburton/KBR

How the fuck do you expect the people in Iraq to not get their shit shot the fuck up by American “contractors” when these same contractors are busy raping their own countrymen?

After months of gangraping all of those curry cunts can you imagine how tasty this sweet morsel of white meat must have looked to those American patriots?

The rape kit that was administered after the attack on this young white tail showed evidence of vaginal and anal rape. Holy KOBE BRYANT! Good thing that the doctors from Kellogg, Brown and Root made that rape kit disappear faster than DANIEL PEARL. Who knows how many of those “contractors” stuck their manhood inside of her poopchute?

The sickest part of this story isn’t even the coverup that the U.S. State Department has participated in along with KBR and their parent company Halliburton, but the fact that the victim has started a not-for-profit counseling agency for all the workers that are returning back to America after being raped and sexually assaulted while working for American countries in the Middle East.

People are coming home from Iraq all fucked the fuck up in every way imaginable. Bodies, minds and spirits broken into a million tiny little pieces.