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Wu-Tang Is Forever!

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

killa beez

Sometimes, BILLY X. SUNDAY talks about rap music he actually likes over at XXL Mag Dot Com

If you fuck with the internets and Hip-Hop with any type of regularity then you already know that the new Wu-Tang album ‘8 Diagrams’ has received the seal of the shit sandwich. I typically don’t believe anything I read on the internets except when there is some hate involved since that and pr0n are all the world wide web is good for. With everyone from the webs along with even the Wu shitting on their collective’s new album how could it be any good? It turns out that the album is actually damn good. It falls short of ‘Wu-Tang Forever’(which was also a double album), but it certainly eclipses ‘Iron Flag’ and also the ‘W’ albums.

The internets were quick to shit on this album because it seemed like the Wu itself was at odds with the release. Rae and Ghost seem to be separating themselves from the RZA. I feel Raekwon’s frustration though. Last year at this time I went to see Raekwon open up for Redman and at the show then he said that Only Built For Cuban Links 2 was going to drop first quarter of 2007. Oops. It has to be somewhat frustrating for an artist when they are dependent on other people to make sure their music gets into the ears of the fans. I trust RZA though and he hasn’t really ever disappointed me. Okay, ‘Iron Flag’ was on some lackluster, end of the Wu Tang shit, but even that is just some stan bullshit talk.

The Wu hasn’t gone anywhere. They still spit collectively like they are happy to be here. No one is rhyming about holding more money than they can count. No one in the Wu acts like rap music is some shit they do for a hobby. For no other reason I appreciate that from my emcees. After circling the globe several times can you imagine what perspective you might have for the world you live in? And then try to deliver that experience and state of mind to people that haven’t seen what you have. Shit ain’t easy talking to the masses. Peoples’ first instinct is to hate on some shit they don’t understand. Remember when niggas shitted on Moses for bringing those directives from God? The Wu’s new album doesn’t contain any directives from God, but it is definitely inspired by the most high. So if you fucks with real Hip-Hop you won’t be disappointed by this album. No matter what Ghost or Rae says.

The album starts off nice with a track called ‘Take It Back’. This is the Wu realizing that people want to see them bouncing off the walls as if this shit was 1987 in the Prince Rakeem days, but the Wu stays grounded and keeps grinding(ouch – MGG). Yes, the Bob James track ‘Nautilus’ is re-sampled. True story is that Bob James is so Hip-Hop they may need to rename Hip-Hop ‘Bob James’.

‘Take It Back’ featuring Raekwon, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah and U-God

When the third song ‘Rushing Elephants’ comes in you realize you are deep inside a Wu-Tang project. Rae, the GZA, the RZA and Masta Killa all go in hard on this joint. The beat is heavy and ‘Triumph’-ant. I just wish the song were longer and featured all of the clan on it. You will bump this shit in your whip for sure.

‘Rushing Elephants’ featuring Raekwon, GZA, RZA and Masta Killa

‘The Heart Gently Weeps’ is some shit that would have been on OB4CL2 if that shit would ever get released. Rae, Ghost and Meth all bring that manic Wu shit to this track. John Frusciante from the Red Hot Chili Peppers has an axe solo too. If you don’t fuck with the Red Hot Chili Peppers you should stop reading this drop now and go drown yourself in the toilet bowl in your parent’s apartment.

‘The Heart Gently Weeps’ featuring Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, Erykah Badu, Dhani Harrison and John Frusciante

I fucks with Meth’s verses on ‘Wolves’. Method Man is slept on by so many people, but he needs to be on your top 10 rappers from the 90’s list. When you see the Wu perform live Method Man makes it worth your money just by himself. I respect him and Redman for being in the arena for nearly twenty years and still being down to jump into a crowd and get wild.

I can’t begin to say enough good shit about the track ‘Stick Me For My Riches’. This might be my favorite song for 2007. It’s classic Wu-Tang Clan shit that frames the ghetto perspective on life and success. ‘C.R.E.A.M. 2007’ is what this shit should be called. It’s that good, mad soulful, real survival music. Meth, Deck. RZA and GZA go in righteously. I want to hear the remix with Cappa, Golden Arms, Ghost and Rae. That shit will be harder than hell. Copp the album for this track alone.

‘Stick Me For My Riches’ featuring Method Man, Inspectah Deck, RZA, GZA and Gerald Alston

‘Windmill’ is another fly joint that I thought was probably originally slated for OB4CL2. Six members of the Wu throw in eight bars and bounce. Cappa crushes the shit even though his spit is brief.

‘Windmill’ featuring Raekwon, GZA, Masta Killa, Inspectah Deck, Method Man and Cappadonna

How ill is the Wu that they have almost all of the greatest rappers from the 1990’s? I mean, the niggas that made you want to start rapping. It’s that witty, unpredictable fly shit these dudes display. The Dungeon Family is the closest collective to have a stable of incredibly talented artists, but even the DF is so far behind the Wu-Tang’s rappers when you look at the metaphysical properties of rhymes. How rhymes go up into the atmosphere and change the weather and shit.

R.I.P.O.D.B.

I can’t wait to see the Wu again in concert. This album reminds me why they are the most important collective in the history of Hip-Hop. The definitive descendants of the Cold Crush plus more than you ever bargained for. Go copp that new Wu-Tang shit when it is available in your area. Real talk.

killa beez

Rap Dudes Be Gettin’ They Learn On…

Monday, November 26th, 2007

4 dummies

Love it or hate it, mostly hate it, BILLY X. SUNDAY + XXL Mag Dot Com = that shit. No, really.

I’m going in again on my cousins at King magazine for their photo article on your favorite rapper, Lil’ Wang. Dude talks about going BACK to school. Didn’t Wang sign to Cash Money Records when he was 9yrs old? Dude dropped out of grammar school to become a rapper? So when Wang talks about going BACK to school he is talking about going back into fourth grade or some shit. I can see Wang sitting at the baby desks with all the other fourth graders while he gets them high off Elmer’s glue. Wang got an ‘A’ for his macaroni and glitter portrait of Trina.

Someone on these threads said Wang was in college now. How does a nigga skip all of them grades and still get admitted to college? This is why you can’t trust a degree from any school south of the Mason- Dixon line. Niggas get admitted to college just on the strength of there being nothing else to do but hang out in parking lots. You can’t tell me Wang has completed the accreditation required to enter a college. How convenient for him that all paper records in New Orleans were washed away when that Black bitch of a hurricane came to town.

Okay, so fine, Wang goes to the University of Houston or some shit. The reason he choose the U of H instead of Tulane or LSU was because (his words) he likes to hang out a lot in Houston. I suppose I shouldn’t knock him too much for this since it is kind of futuristic to go to a college close to where you cop your weed from. Why make your weedcarrier cross state lines when you can just set up shop in his town? I did find it odd that Lil’ Wang tells us in the King magazine that going back to school has helped him add a swagger to his wardrobe.

King Mag – “Wang, what did you learn in school?”
Wang – “That Baby loves me when I wear tight t-shirts”
King Mag – “Anything else?”
Wang – “Yeah. Baby loves me when I don’t wear no t-shirts.”

I don’t think it’s simply enough for a rapper to go to school in order for that act to influence younger people. If a rapper says he went to school because that is where all the people are that wear $300 dollar jeans it still rings hollow and it won’t be enough to make someone stay in school.

We can assume that Young Money’s number one representative isn’t going to school to make more money. He may be going to college now to help himself become a more complete person. Why doesn’t he think his audience deserves raps about self-empowerment and the journey to enlightenment. Not through narcotics, but through a focused work ethic and studying. If you’re a Lil’ Wang stayne you deserve more than what you have been given. The question is whether or not you know that.

Master P’s son is just now going to college?!? Do you remember the rap feud that Lil’ Romeo had with Lil’ Bow Wow? I though these lil’ jigs were the same age. It turns out that Lil’ Bow Wow is damn near thirty. I think he has that shit with his kidneys that homeboy from the television show ‘Webster’ had. I’m embarrassed now for Bow Wow that he has been messing around with all these underage chicks and his ass was old enough to be their father. You know Jermaine Dupri is like sixty years old right? Homeboy sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber that NASA built especially for Dracula. Tell me when you have ever seen Jermaine out during sunlight? Exactly.

Although Lil’ Romeo will get to play ball alongside O.J. Mayo[ll], I may have to give the back to School trend edge to my nemesis Lil’ Wang. I think he and Karinne Steffans are sharing an off campus apartment together while they major in Psychology.

‘Supermanning that ho’ on Superhead > carrying weed for the next ‘Half Man, Half Amazing’

HO SIT DOWN!

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

j.d.

Not that HO, but that OTHER ho…

Everyone of you readers MUST read the following Huffington Post blog entry by JERMAINE DUPRI. This is required reading for those of you who want a reason to justify why people should illegally download music. It is spoken in the earnest voice of someone who has no connection whatsoever to the consumer base that has supported the record industry all along.

To hear J.D. tell it, the consumer was better when they were more easily manipulated into purchasing whole albums simply because of their desire for one single track. JERMAINE claims that the current system which enables consumers to preview an entire album and purchase only the worthwhile singles from iTunes is ruining the industry. Seriously, read this idiot’s shit.

A Good Album is More than Just a Collection of Singles

Someone called this shit best over at XXLmag dot com by saying that JERMAINE is one of those slaves that thinks he is sick because his master has a cold. The record industry model needed to be scrapped ten years ago. What sickens me is that J.D. still uses his cache as a producer to speak as if he is more artist than entrepreneur. The reason why the public decided to support the iTunes model is because artists weren’t submitting complete albums. Or their labels weren’t publishing their music as such.

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J.D. describes JAY-Z’s demand to not sell ‘American Gangster’ via iTunes as the shot in the industry’s arm to revitalize them and remind the people at Apple who is really the boss when selling music is concerned. Pahh! Just try to sell another JANET JACKSON album without iTunes, or a MICHAEL JACKSON album for that matter. No one will risk going in on purchasing an entire album from either of these icons without damn near every track first being leaked. The record industry killed their golden egg laying goose and now they want to blame everyone and everything else but themselves. How about releasing a complete fucking album from an artist?

When you listen to a record like ‘Graduation’ you recognize the care placed into the development of every song on the album. You may not like every track but it is obvious to me that KANYE WEST spent his time trying to make every song personal and separate as an individual statement. In the best reality a great album IS in fact a collection of singles that play independently and individually of the larger collection.

When artists return to examining and exploring their artform is when the public will return to consuming their journey in its entirety. Let’s see if JERMAINE can make a JANET JACKSON worth listening to instead of trying to give her the sound of an aging BRITNEY SPEARS(who mind you, was actually just a bootlegg JANET from the gate anyhoo). In the meantime J.D., sit the eff down.

t.i.

cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 Update Wk.8

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

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At the beginning of this quarter I think I said that this would be the time for the big dogs to come out and play. cRap music blue chippers reign supreme in the Q4. Jay-Z has all the momentum of a runaway train similar to T.I. when he had both an album in stores (‘King’) and a feature film in theatres (‘A.T.L.’). What the hell has become of the world when CHARLIE ROSE has to sit down with Shawn Carter and call him by his stage name? This is why we created the cRap Music Fantasy League in the first place. You never really know what the fuck is going to happen in cRap music.

Speaking of T.I., or Tip, or whatever character he is acting as now. T.I. is the king of southern rap and he is a blue chip cRap music prospect. You will get your points from him no matter how shitastic his records are. And ‘T.I. vs. Tip’ was totally Top 10 shitastic. Diddy is in the top 5 of artists scoring totals for the cMFL and he hasn’t even released a record in over a year. Diddy does what it do to get his label owners their cMFL points. From punching out friends in the club to attracting more lawsuits than the GEICO lizard, Diddy is the definition of a blue chip artist. By any means necessary, he gets points.

Here’s a breakdown of the current cMFL scoreboard…

Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 8450
Incilin Productions 8125
Gain Green Records 7650
WindBreaker Records 7625
America Done Fell Off Records 7525
WDISL Records 7075
Funk Town Records 7025
All Starz Entertainment 6925
Gunshine State Music 6400
The Nappy Ram Affiliates 6300
CRap-A-lot Records 6000
Open Cannister Recordz 6000
North Star Records 5950
Bang 2 Dis Entertainment 5925
Jesus Slap Boxers 5850
Candyland Records 5825
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 5600
Berries & Cream Records 5550
Fantasy Records 5500
Beat Break Records 5425
WTF Records 5400
329 Music 5375
Bodega Inc 5250
Media Whore Records 5025
Bottlenecks Records 4600
NYC Records 4575
DubbleUp Entertainment 4450
Combat Jack Records 4325
SayDatNuccaName Wreckids 4300
MIP Records 4100
Solutions Global Media 4075
Fuckin Sellout Records 4050
Vagina Crusher Records 4000
Talent Show Entertainment 3800
Barely Literate Entertainment 3775
Death On Arrival Records 3750
Mental Calisthenics 3450
Brick Productions 3300
New Black Money Records 3225
The Block Is Hot Music Group 3100
ASE Records 3000
Detroit In Dis Bitch Records 2275
County Of Kings Records 2250
BLZ Records 2150
Know The Limit Records 1400
Six Feet Deep Promotions 225

So you ask me what the keys are to winning the DP Dot Com cRap Music Fantasy League?

  • You should pick at least four (4) blue chip artists. The types of cRappers that stay in the news for doing shit. Whether it’s beating the shit out of nail salon technicians or starting a business of low cost lawyers for hire to defend people when they get arrested. Blue chippers stay in the news for everything that they do, and occasionally some of them even rap.
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    Peep the pie chart above. Out of the 45 cRap Music Fantasy League label owners only two(2) did NOT select JAY-Z. What were they thinking?

  • KanYe West wasn’t nearly as popular a Q4 selection as JAY-Z, but ‘Ye Tudda remains a blue chip point scorer. GQ Man Of The Year, 1.5m sold for ‘Graduation’, awards shows and all kinds of Hollywood shit.
  • 18 of the 45 labels chose KanYe West and right now he is the second highest point scorer in the cMFL behind T.I. KanYe will be the difference between the winners and the whiners in this quarter’s pool.

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  • The way you win the cRap Music Fantasy league is by picking one or two dark horse cRappers that come from the back of the ranks to score unexpected points.
  • Remember in Q3 when Remy Ma bust that cap in her weedcarrier’s gut? That is the type of shit that will put a label owner over the top. This quarter’s money boss dark horse is Common Sense. He has major motion pictures coming to theatres along with marketing and merchandising arrangements. Who knows, ‘Finding Forever’ might just go platinum too? Mo’ money, mo’ money.

    com sense

    The only thing about Common is that only two labels picked him so if Common goes on a point scoring spree 43 of the cMFL label owners will be left out. Common Sense might be the difference for whoever winds up prevailing in the cRap Music Fantasy League.

    The King Has No Underpants On [ll]…

    Thursday, November 15th, 2007

    t.i.

    My favorite Hip-Hop moment this past week is the following video from the king of rap T.I. While he is under house arrest for his upcoming trial he decided to film a video proclaiming his innocence. Instead of wearing a suit and a pair of the $10,000 cufflinks he owns he instead wore a bathrobe. I’m waiting for the next installment of this series where he gives us a video while he is brushing his teeth, or cooking turkey burgers in his boxers [ll].

    cRap music needs more moments like these. Remember when Kay Slay made a video while he was sitting on the toilet eating cereal? Let’s see how cRap muisc stars really live. I want to see a video of Young Jeezy bagging up groceries in the Publix, or how about The Game directing traffic onto the Santa Monica Freeway? Since cRappers are too busy now doing everything else BUT rapping why not go to YouTube with some of that crazy shit?

    link = REZIDUE via NAH’RIGHT