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Keeping It Montreal…

Monday, April 21st, 2008

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Big up to the Habs’ center SAKU KOIVU who returned to the ice after suffering a broken foot.

Hockey players >>hardbody>> everyone other living mammal.

You have to show love to the Habs when you blow through Quebec and that is what I am doing right now. Chocolate Snowflake decided to treat me to a long weekend at this city along the St.Lawrence River. Montreal is an old school port city like New York, or Philly or even Boston of course. I need to make a run to Boston to see what the lifestyle is like over there.

I already told y’all dudes to get yourself a C.S. in your lifestyle. Go to a museum or an off-Broadway play or some shit. Wear a nice button down shirt and maybe a sweater vest. Take the toothpick and gold fronts out of your mouth. While you have been busy fucking up your whole life she has been reading books that will help you learn shit that you thought you already knew. Impress your friends with your newfound intelligence.

So as I was saying, C.S. brought me to Montreal to catch a breather and experience something fresh and new. I always had love for Montreal ever since JACKIE ROBINSON came here to play for the Dodgers AA affiliate. When Montreal finally got their own team they weren’t too shabby either, word to the Hawk and the Raines man. The 1990’s Expo squad was one of the best teams ever in baseball. Word to that player’s strike in 1995.

Montreal reminded me a lot of Brooklyn. The residences are primarily low rise townhouses and the city itself is built for walking. I found Canada to be a little expensive too, but that is because I am living off my eBay sales right now. Still and all, I blame the Clintons for fucking me over with that NAFTA bullshit. There’s now way Canadien money should be on par with U.S. currency. Their shit looks wild fake.

I thought I would get my D-Nice on and photoblog some of the sights and sites I encountered up north.

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I stay repping my lifestyle. Yes, the socks are Ralph Lauren.

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C.S. and I traveled the city east, west, north and south with these magic tickets. Montreal has massively swagger jacked Paris and named their subway system the Metro.

True story is that the buses in Montreal run on time though.

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Some futuristic alien Logan’s Run shit. You don’t really get the scale of these buildings from these pictures, but my ass was totally impressed[ll]. This complex was built for the Olympics in 1972. Public architecture has been moving backwards ever since every where else. I give credit to Montreal for having the referendums and the resolve to maintain all of this shit. They do tax you in Canada like a motherfucker, but then you have the chance to avail yourself of all this shit if you are a resident.

I have never had a problem with paying for shit as long as I was represented fairly and equally for my taxation.

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The former Olympic Centre is now a state managed public fitness complex. I may have lost a few pounds just walking the grounds of this sprawling campus.

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More public architecture that inspires people to be proud and proactive. A government building with a multi-colored glass facade, evoking the principles of inclusion and transparency. What a novel idea for a government?

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The biggest difference between the French Catholics and the Roman Catholics is the fact that the French keep their winged goddesses covered up.

The Italians always seem to have a loose titty or two on a statue.

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Good for Giorgio Armani that he switched up the name of that godawful cologne. I know some Black folks that weren’t having any parts of that ‘Black Code’ bullshit.

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Option#2 public bathrooms are totally deucable.

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Shame on a nigga!
For coming into town on the day I am leaving.

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Mount Royal kept it real, but the city I belong to bears the name on my crown.

CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

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Getting my love right in Montreal.

L’Chaim party people.

DP’s Crack’d Berry…

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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This is what you get when you type the world’s most dangerous blog from a PDA.

For me, this is a sign from the creator that I need to take a break before I get cracked up.

I’ll get back at all y’all on the flip…

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

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“DP’z got that crazy shit!”

I can’t leave blogging alone. I need the game. It’s my cocaine.

Dukes and I are running around Atlanta today in search of a PC for her basement. So when I come to visit it can be just like old times.

Blogging from a Blackberry 8700 is like school on saturday night. No class.

I’m just gonna throw a few thoughts out there and if you feel like arguing with me just get in where you fit in.

  • Memphis will win the NCAA Final Four championship in honor of the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr’s assassination
  • What does their win have to do with the slain civil rights icon? I think MLK would have selected them on his pool sheet. They’re just that good.

  • I received my “stimulus package”[ll] notice in the mail
  • I call BOLSHEVIK! The language on the notice expressly states that we can hope to recieve UP TO $600. Even though I consider myself part of the working class I don’t qualify for the full handout. There goes my gubernatorial harlot lay-a-way down payment.

  • The Denver Nuggets are about to bounce the Mavs from the Western Conference playoffs
  • N’awlins and CP3 better protect their neck when that happens.

  • Did Charlie Rose get his ass kicked a la Dan Rather’s “What is the frequency Kenneth?”
  • I was watching his show[ll] and sonn had a massive shiner and a bandage over his eye. Fuck that, someone beat his ass down.

  • Atlanta has more fat people than anywhere I have ever been
  • I feel slim up in this bitch.

  • Copp that new Roots album when it drops next month, seriously
  • The Roots represent for the two oldest instruments known to man. The drum which is inspired by eternal thunder is the call to listen up. ?uestlove commands your attention. The human voice is inspired by the animalistic instinct for communication. Black Thought is a beast. ‘Rising Down’ is the album of the year.

    A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

    Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

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    Rainy days get me down. I need to get some sleep. Between my daily grind that pays the bills and my other daily grind that lets me fly high I need to find the time to shut my eyes. I thought I would go straight home and fall back with some grub and a bottle of cough syrup.

    I stopped at my local chinese food spot. Sonn that runs the shop is a cool chinese mafia underboss, or Hong Kong thug, or some shit. His left arm is all tatted with a dragon. These make a serious chicken wing. Sonn loves to gamble though. If I come through looking for the classic ghetto gourmet cuisine (wings + shrimp f.r.) sonn will quiz me on the evening round of NBA games.

    Here was my advice…

  • Toronto wins but doesn’t cover(+20)
  • Orlando show the Wizards who has the magic(+8)
  • Orlando + Washington = -225
  • Memphis + Minnesota = -184
  • Phoenix Seattle = -209
  • Road Doggs

  • Atlanta
  • Memphis
  • Pistons
  • Rockets
  • Suns cover (+13)
  • Why are chinese cats some of the illest gamblers? These niggas will gamble for anything. And win. I’ll have a free dinner tomorrow night. Chinese grandmas get it in for Mah-Jongh.

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    I just sold a ten year old North Face catalog on eBay for $44 with shipping and handling included. I think I will eBay some more shit since my writing grizzly doesn’t pay me anymore. How much do you think a corporation should pay me for my writing services on a monthly basis? Be honest. You won’t be hurting my feelings. It’s not like those niggas were giving me paper to swag off out of control. I pay my cable bill and I invest the rest in building a virtual community with the people I meet on the internets.

    I feel like trying something different tonight. If you are on the webs and you fucks with AIM hit me up – the_dallas@dallaspenn.com. That is my AIM address. Holler back. Let’s get a live blog popping. i.C. stylee.

    i.C.

    9.01 EST
    *sits around alone*
    9.15 EST
    *still sits around alone*
    9.18 EST
    *RAFI is in the bldg*
    9.21 EST
    *LiSA checks in*
    9.33 EST
    *JamarDot online*
    9.41 EST
    *NickBerkowitz*