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cRap Music Fantasy League – Q4 cRap-Up

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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Now if you told me that ALICIA KEYS was going to be the MVP for the Q4 of the cRap Music Fantasy League I would not have believed you. Mr. KEYS is certainly a formidable blue chip prospect, but she would have to beat out the 2007 Q3 MVP as well as El Presidente Hovito who normally pwns crap music fourth quarters.

ALICIA KEYS did it though with her double platinum album, ‘As I Am’ along with her television and charity concert appearances. Finally a cRap Music Fantasy League star that actually scores points based on talent and putting in work, as opposed to just shooting someone and getting arrested. Take a look at the top 10 cRap Music scoring stars…

Alicia Keys 2900
Jay-Z 2450
TI 2125
Kanye West 2050
Common 1400
Pimp C 1200
50 Cent 1050
Lil Wayne 1025
Diddy 1000
T-Pain 600

As you can clearly see, A. KEYS was the boss bitch for the Q4. Jay-Z followed her closely thanks to the media push for his latest album. T.I. used his motion picture role and a multi-count Federal indictment to earn his spot. KanYe’s last album sales have slowed, but the death of his beloved mother gave his score a bump. Common is a top 5 alive cRapper. Pimp C broke into the top 10 for the first, and more than likely the last time by earning a thousand points for his demise. 50 Cent is one of the usual suspects, while Diddy and Lil’ Wayne show their ability to come up in the game without even releasing any music.

If your record label had a majority of these cRappers then you were more than likely going to compete for the Q4 crown. As it stands now two labels are actually tied for first place coming into the final days of the contest. The winner won’t be announced until January 1st so anything can happen from now until then.

America Done Fell Off Records 11600
WindBreaker Records 11600
All Starz Entertainment 11050
CRap-A-lot Records 10300
Candyland Records 10200
Bang 2 Dis Entertainment 10200
Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 10075
Incilin Productions 9900
Jesus Slap Boxers 9825
Gain Green Records 9600
Berries & Cream Records 9525
WTF Records 9375
Bodega Inc 9325
WDISL Records 9025
Funk Town Records 8525
SayDatNuccaName Wreckids 8500
The Nappy Ram Affiliates 8025
Fuckin Sellout Records 7825
Talent Show Entertainment 7675
Gunshine State Music 7525
Open Cannister Recordz 7325
North Star Records 7275
Fantasy Records 7175
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 7025
329 Music 6850
Beat Break Records 6650
Media Whore Records 6225
Bottlenecks Records 6125
NYC Records 6000
DubbleUp Entertainment 5875
Brick Productions 5725
Solutions Global Media 5550
Combat Jack Records 5450
Vagina Crusher Records 5425
Barely Literate Entertainment 5300
MIP Records 5225
Mental Calisthenics 5125
New Black Money Records 4900
Death On Arrival Records 4400
ASE Records 4325
The Block Is Hot Music Group 4325
BLZ Records 3700
Detroit In Dis Bitch Records 3575
County Of Kings Records 3250
Know The Limit Records 1825
Six Feet Deep Promotions 325


For a complete and comprehensive look at label rosters and scoring events download the cRap Music Fantasy League scoring spreadsheet powered by El Gringo Colombiano.

  • Q4 cMFL Spreadsheet

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  • 2008 Q1 cRap Music Fantasy League Registration

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    Atlanta Stand Up!

    Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

    road trip

    I’ve been sporadic and erratic with my work here at the site this week. I’m a little behind on some of the projects I have planned to end the year off which means that I will have to pull several all-nighters next week in order to finish this quarter off like the Black JOE MONTANA[ll] that I am.

    In the meantime and in between time I will be in the ‘A’ for the next several days chilling at Ma Dukes new rest. I want to politic with some of y’all from the ‘A’ on some face to face ish so definitely hit me up at the G-Mail or the website or whatever.

    I’m talking about El Gringo, Twerkolator, The Underwriter, TANYA from Georgia State, SHAKWEEFAH from Club Nikki’s. All of y’all. While I’m on the road I have a few special treats for y’all in the format of drops from the Guest Room so stay tuned and stay warm.

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    United We Stand…

    Friday, December 7th, 2007

    union

    As the television and screenwriter’s guild strike enters its second month I made a trip to the picket lines to see if the writers were steadfast in their commitment to a better and more fair working contract.

    Some of the writers had even decided to give up sex during the strike. Masturbation? Not so much.

    Look out for a picket plaque that reads “ONAN 4 CONAN”.

    For more information on the writers guild strike and what you can do to help these union members receive the equity for their work, go to the Writers Guild of America – East website.

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    This Bear Is Called BLU CHEEZ…

    Thursday, December 6th, 2007

    collegiate

    When did Muslims become this hyper-sensitive lot?

    Every day they are rioting over cartoons or caricatures. Now they are wildin’ out over teddy bears? I think my homey BLU CHEEZ needs to go to that school in the Sudan and set those elementary insurgents straight.

    You never see BLU CHEEZ get upset about anything. Dude is just into keeping his shit smoothed out. Peep the camel hair top coat and the handknit cotton crewneck sweater. And that is what dude rocks just to search the internets for provocative newsworthy images (read: pr0n).

    university

    When BLU CHEEZ is teaching creative writing to the English as second language students at the JUAN PABLO DUARTE Academy he keeps his sartorial shit madd professorial. F.Y.I. That orange sweater is cashmere.

    woodsman

    On chilly autumn days BLU CHEEZ throws on the lambswool and the corduroy. Who do you think taught T.I. how to rock a knit cap sideways?

    During weekends BLU CHEEZ is famous for kicking back with the shorties. This is one hep cat whose lifestyle certainly isn’t unbearable.

    Yes, you can hate him now.

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    A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

    Thursday, December 6th, 2007

    headache

    Owwww, my aching head!

    I am getting too damn old to be doing this shit on a school night. My man like 50 grand RM linked with me in Medina last nite and we fell through this holiday event organized by MARC ECKO and Complex. Yes, that same MARC ECKO that I said should take the penis from his jowls.

    That remark was a lifetime ago in internets time and he was letting about five hundred people use his office space as a networking lounge. All the free Hennessy and Gran Marnier you could drink. And you already know my story…

    So here I am now at 2am in my parent’s basement quite twisted, but content that I politicked with some of the people inside the game that I give a fuck about. Shout out to PLAIN PAT, HOBBS, CHAD, Bodega JAMES and JENNIFER.


    JENNIFER, oh JENNY.

    Another shout goes out to adidas Rockport since they were the ones that provided the unlimited booze and free shoes. ERNIE, you asked me about some adidas Rockport boots. I got you homeslice. Beggar from my PardonMeDuke family, get at me sonn. You’ve got mail, and it’s a pair of shoes. I got one more pair to give away and I need to give them to my homey LM. Dude just mailed me a check to cover my domain registration and server fees for 2008. DP Dot Com ain’t going nowhere.

    Right now though, DP is going to bed. Peace out bitches.

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