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The Bluster And The Busker…

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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On the heels of BOBBY JINDAL’s recent G.O.PU~ we get to witness the unraveling of the current Republican party chairman MICHAEL STEELE.

STEELE was another slack attempt by the GOP to court diversity and reshape the image of the party into something a little less kneejerk and a lot more hip. The idea that just putting some color on some shit makes something current is PU~ in itself, but when you lack swagger as badly as the Republicans do you too would think MICHAEL STEELE was the answer.

Over the weekend STEELE was a guest on the D.L. HUGHLEY show and he commented that RUSH LIMBAUGH was not the de facto leader of the Republican party and that RUSH was an “ugly, incendiary entertainer”. On Monday morning LIMBAUGH opened a can of whoop ass so big that by that very afternoon STEELE was scrambling to issue an apology in the press.

LMFAO! I have been waiting for this douche STEELE to get bitchslapped by a Democrat, but this is even more enjoyable to peep his public PU~ from the hands of the true voice of the Republican party. LIMBAUGH didn’t just give STEELE a veritable ‘Ho Sit Down!’, he called for STEELE’s head on his talk radio show.

“Why are you running the Republican Party?

Why do you claim you lead the Republican Party when you seem obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds?

I would be embarrassed to say that I’m in charge of the Republican Party in the sad-sack state that it’s in.

If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state that it’s in, I would quit.”

Oh. Shit.

Now that STEELE has been shown to be the dancing monkey how soon before the Republicans put another face in his chairman seat in order to make inroads for the 2009 local elections?

MICHAEL STEELE got pwn3d so badly he won’t be able to raise one red cent (Ha. Socialism) for the Republicans.

Here’s to hoping that the Grand Ol’ Party continues the PU~ all year long.

Someone get SARAH PALIN on the phone.

Racism From The NYPost?!? Really…

Friday, February 27th, 2009

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There isn’t too much for me to add to this story that Jay Smooth didn’t already nail in his razor sharp video weblog.

Watch it again…

At the screening for ‘Do The Right Thing’ I was happy to see that Spike Lee remembered the media exaggeration and fearmongering that was put into play for the premiere of the movie. Spike also raised the most thought provoking point that he learned from that experience. The mainstream media inundated him with the same question, “Why does the lead character throw the garbage can through the window?” Spike was NEVER asked why the supporting character is killed and carted off by the police.

Americans love their shit. Human life? Not so much. We love our sneakers, our Polo sweaters, our plasma screen televisions and our way of life that puts value in shit over people. I have encountered several so-called progressive citizens who have their arms folded and are tapping their feet waiting for the magic mulatto president to wave his wand. These people still want to be rescued by anyone but themselves. We are not just a nation of cowards, but a collective of lazy cowards as well.

Trafficking in fear is cheap and easy. This is nothing new from the editors at the NYPost. Quiet as it is kept, this is the engine behind the NYTimes as well. I would advise those of you who have invested your emotions in the success of this presidential administration(and this nation, for that matter) to remain focused on the goals of restoring our educational systems and our civilian manufacturing industries. The racists cartoonists will bring their bile to the web as soon as the supremacist media conglomerates are out of print. The racists aren’t moving forward, but the rest of us should be.

Twitter Is Killing Shit…

Monday, February 16th, 2009

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Twitter goes to the front lines in Baghdad.

Congressman Twitters, Raises Security Concerns

The real issue with Twitter is that the army doesn’t want their soldiers Twittering about how life sucks in the military.

Thanks to VeE for the graphics

DP2FTV Is The History Channel…

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

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Shouts to Hulu.com for giving me television when I have no television.

Who Has The Emperor’s New Clothes?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

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If you thought that president-elect OBAAMA was going to waltz into the White House you were sadly mistaken. It seems that he is being chipped away from his support base even before his first day on the job. Now another state Governor finds himself embroiled in a money scandal. The Mexican governor of New Mexico (where else?!?) BILL RICHARDSON has withdrawn his name from consideration of the cabinet position in the new administration because of a Federal investigation into the contracts issued by his state to a campaign supporter.

The problem that I have seen with Governor BLAGOJEVICH and now Governor RICHARDSON is that neither of them are working on big money kickbacks. A million dollars is chump change compared to the hunderds of billions that are being sent to the banking institutions to keep them happy. The governors are selling themselves out for less than pennies on the dollar. Even the automakers are asking for upwards of fifty billions dollars to rescue their flailing enterprises and these toupee topped governors are looking like boxcar hobos. If our culture still wore hats these dudes would have them in their hands turned upside down.

All of these scandals make me nervous to wonder what skeletons OBAAMA has buried in his closet. We all know that he still puffs on the squares. And we have all heard the jailhouse stories about what some men will do when they have been denied a cigarette for a certain amount of time.

*shudders at the thought*