Archive for the ‘HUFF YOU!’ Category

Caribou Barbie Won’t Go Away…

Monday, November 24th, 2008

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Which one of these dolls has nothing inside of their head?

I am praying to everything just and fair in the universe that I will not be forced to hear or read the thoughts of SARAH PALIN after the purported due date of BRISTOL PALIN in December. But the way in which the mainstream media is gobbling up her life story right now I think my wish won’t be answered.

SARAH PALIN has been transformed into a megawatt celebrity while she subtlely erodes the advancement of women. SARAH wins on her charm, her smile, her winks at the camera. Political savvy? Not so much. Policy substance? Not at all. Her idea of family values has been to throw her daughter under the bus and to sequester her daughter’s boyfriend while she shoots at the biggest moose of all.

We just elected one of the highest achieving people ever in politics. Can’t the Republicans find someone that graduated from an Ivy league school like Yale or something?

Oh… Yeah.

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BABY GOT BACK?!?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

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Thanks to MICHELLE OBAMA, the seat is finally acknowledged as the seat of power.

First Lady Got Back

GOP Gives Ice Queen The Big Chill…

Friday, November 7th, 2008

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The other side of the election is the massive fail for McCAIN and his ice queen, SARAH PALIN. The wheels are falling off this ride faster than I don’t know what. McCAIN will still be rich and since he is in the twilight of his life he can just return to the Senate and keep stealing money the way he has for the last two decades.

It doesn’t look like SARAH PALIN will be as lucky to retain her fiefdom. The G.O.P. vultures are swirling as you read this drop. They want to throw someone under the bus and it looks like it will be PALIN and her clan.

Strains Between McCain and Palin Aides Go Public. This story revolves around the charges that SARAH PALIN overextended the campaign budget for her wardrobe. I’m curious as to how one can spend so much and still look so frumpy. I know chicks that hit up the $10 dress spot on Dyckman and come out looking like video ho’s, er, models.

There have been charges flung from anonymous mouthpieces that PALIN could not identify the countries involved in NAFTA. That to me sounds like about more than half of this country. Our politicians are represntative of who we are, and what we are as a nation. Although SARAH PALIN did seem to just fall out of the sky she is by no means an anomaly of the American political body. That should be evident by the fact that her teenage daughter got pregnant.

Speaking of BRISTOL PALIN… Let’s see what happens with her “pregnancy” in another few months.

At the end of the day it is JOHN McCAIN who is to blame for not properly vetting his vice presidential nominee. I’m sure the McCAIN camp doesn’t want to hear that but just like the tagline for the website reads: You Can’t Handle The Truth.

POLITRICKS 2008: Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em…

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

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Now why the fuck is niggers shootin’ outside like someone promised them a free pack of menthols.

They better not be those Kool 100’s either.

There’s definitely a cause for celebration, but not only because lightskinned Blacks have finally emerged from the ruins of the Al B. Sure deity sitting on our mental mantles, keep in mind that OBAAMA also has a Black wife which never happens when you see successful men of color. Black women were always hot and classy, AND now they can be trophy wives too. This is a victory for all the ladies that have made the Kool-Aid, fried chicken, ribs and the arugula.

It could have almost not happened though.

The situation was dicey from the early numbers…

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9pm
As you can see, OBAAMA and McCAIN were neck and neck with the popular votes although OBAAMA was given the lead in the electoral college.

I enjoyed a delicious spinach roll from Raimo Pizza on Merrick Ave.

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10pm
Still no big surprises on the board. This red state to blue state comparison annoys me since the popular vote is too close to call.

I downloaded, er, received my review copy of the latest Q-Tip album, ‘The Renaissance’.

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11pm
Incredible! OBAAMA has McCAIN doubled up in the electoral college but across America they are almost tied.

Shit! My download doesn’t work. Does anyone know who manages Q-Tip?

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12pm
The glass slipper apparently fits…

And UnKut comes thru with the beats as always.

It wasn’t a fancy slogan that motivated everyone to come out today. It was hard work from the ground up. From all the people who tirelessly grind on the grass roots level of organizing with information. Everyone that came out today restored the promise and the potential of America. Now is the time to get back to work.

I believe again…

Q-Tip x D’Angelo – ‘I Believe’

POLITRICKS 2008: Retards >>> Plumbers…

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

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It’s getting down to the wire as both campaigns are pulling out all the stops. Let there be no vote uncounted in this election. If JOHN McCAIN wants the regular guy votes then BARACK OBAAMA will get the “special people” ballots.

LET’s GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLLLLLLLE!


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