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POLITRICKS 2008: By The Time I Get To Arizona…
Friday, October 3rd, 2008
I have this dream about relocating to Phoenix.
Sometimes my memory is dangerously short though.
Alamo from the Brand Nubians reminded me tonight about JOHN McCAIN’s opposition to the MLK Jr. federal holiday.
Damn, this meatball McCAIN is extra chump status.
He supported the supremacist governor EVAN MEACHAM in overturning the holiday only to have to become an adversary with him after MEACHAM had been impeached.
*makes mental note to urinate on MEACHAM’s gravesite by the time I get to Arizona*
The Boy Who Cried Wolf-owitz…
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
Dick farted…
The world is having a gasface moment because our lawmakers and moneychangers got a little too greedy minding the till. I’ll say this again so that we are all clear on the why-fors and the what-nots; Capitalism is supposed to devour everything in sight when it is working properly. Lassiez faire economic systems eventually have to vomit out all the caviar they have consumed. All that lobster tail every day will give you the gout and quick. Right now America has the gout. BUSCHE is trying to tell us that the gout is about to give us the AIDS unless we aid the fools that have no self control.
I admit that I have been hoodwinked by the BUSCHES every which way myself. While I knew that they were going to go apeshit with the oil prices I didn’t think that they would eff the banks in the ‘A’ (no Atlanta). If I had been paying attention I would have remembered the Silverdo schemes set up by NEIL BUSCHE. How many of us listening to N.W.A., Ice Cube and Public Enemy back in 1988 would believe that by 2008 we would have another BUSCHE ruining the country and RONALD RAYGUN would be viewed as the transcendent president?
The stakes now are way higher than when G DUBBZ coerced COLIN POWELL to appear before Congress and give his administrative war pitch. The biggest problem that the administration is facing now is that all the people who had integrity and could muster the trust of the American citizen have been driven underground. While all the vultures and hawks have been placed on perches so high above our view we won’t even see them when they swoop down to pick away the bones. PAUL WOLFOWITZ was the president of the World Bank up until last year when he was forced to resign because he caught misappropriating funds. Everywhere they go members of G DUBBZ administration bring their philosophy of scorching the Earth.
I don’t write this shit just to seem smart and make hyperlinks to Wikipedia. I write this shit in the hopes that we can all remember what the BUSCHES do to our country so hopefully we won’t elect JEB BUSCHE president in 2012.
DP = Dividends Panic…
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Here’s why I am shitting briks after the JPMorgan Chase takeover of Washington Mutual…
I still owe JPMorgan Chase a grip from a defaulted credit card. These fucks shut me down back and April and garnished my entire grip. I had seven stacks in my account and several checks in the mail for big amounts. That garnishment put me in the worst effing hole in my life. Too bad I couldn’t have Congress erase my debts like they are doing for the screwups on Wall Street.
Now that I have my paycheck coming directly to Washington Mutual I better shut this account down and take my ass back to the check cashing spot on Junction Boulevard. In another few years there will only be one bank left in America. I bet its gonna be Chase too. They are so ruthless with their credit card interest fees. That is the heart of capitalism too. The idea is to straight up capitalize on motherfuckers. To kick niggas in the teeth when they are down on the ground.
This is why I don’t think we should be giving welfare to capitalists. Let those fags burn in the fiscal ether they created. Okay, I know nothing is that simple, but how the hell do the CEO’s of Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, AIG and all these other bankrupted corporation get to keep their scrilla but my ass gets garnished for some shit I bought back in 2002? Garnishing some of these fuckers golden parachutes will certainly allay some of the money that we taxpayers are laying out.
Say no to less regulation of our banking system.
Say hell no to executive packages paid for with our money.
Say HELL FUCKING NO to a suspension of the capital gains tax.
POLITRICKS 2008: The Great Debaters…
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Even though I am down here in Barbados I am still a junkie for politricks so before C.S. and I hit the town on last night for the famous Friday night fish fry in Oistins we watched the presidential nominees debate. I called JOHN McCAIN the winner just on the fact that he kept repeating his mantra that BARACK OBAAMA wasn’t experienced enough to be commander in chief. BARACK also lost points for NOT jabbing McCAIN when he was obviously weak.
McCAIN also provided more theater than OBAAMA did which is the key to winning these types of debates. Real facts are the last thing that you want to use in this forum. Sketchy lies and innuendo are supreme and JOHN McCAIN has mastered at least that much for his career. The fact that OBAAMA still hasn’t addressed McCAIN’s censure for the Keating 5 scandal, especially during the current fiscal crisis in Washington says to me that the Democratic party still isn’t ready to get back into the White House.
Do you think that OBAAMA could have that mark on his record without the Republican press machine reminding the American voter about it on some ‘swift boat’ type shit? Step your game up Dems or shut the eff up and sit the eff down. SARAH SILVERMAN also has some advice…