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POLITRICKS 2008: Isn’t She Lovely…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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I was never comfortable with BARACK OBAAMA’s smoothness. This dude is too fucking cool. I think about my dad who wore a shirt and tie and every single day and he could still have a nigga moment where he cursed someone upside down until next Tuesday. OBAAMA never has any nigga moments. At least not anymore. I’m not comfortable with that.

HILLARY CLINTON deserved at least a ‘Ho Sit Down’. I wish it wasn’t just the blogs that gave it to her.

MICHELLE OBAMA is even smoother than BARACK OBAAMA. I can’t stand these people. They are too damn perfect. You are a fool if you don’t vote fort BARACK because he is Black, but after watching his wife spit her game you become a fool to the squared root power.

This Democratic campaign just became the juggernaut JOHN McCAIN and the G.O.P. were afraid of.

And MICHELLE’s wig was tee-ight! JANET JACKSON status.

Trouble The Water…

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

trouble the water

Hurricane Katrina didn’t shit on New Orleans. The U.S. government did.

‘Trouble The Water’ is the documentary that makes filmmaking my goal in life. Imagine having your eyes inside the eye of that storm.

Three years ago this website was borne from the disaster that was the gulf coast hurricane. I hope this film will ignite the passion for justice and truth in everyone that watches it.

ImageNation presents ‘Trouble The Water’

Friday, August 22nd to Sunday, September 7th @ the Faison Firehouse Theater, 124th Street bet. St. Nicholas Avenue & Morningside Avenue, take the A, B, C, D trains to 125th St. and walk 1 block south.

  • Friday, August 22nd – 7pm, Intro by Danny Glover
  • Friday, August 22nd – 9:30pm, Q & A w/ Danny Glover, the directors Tia Lessin and Carl Deal, and Kim and Scott Roberts
  • Saturday, August 23rd – 7pm, Intro by Warrington Hudlin
  • Sunday, August 24th – 7pm, Damon Todd Hewitt (Director, NAACP LDF Katrina Project), Brenda Stokely (NY Solidarity Coalition with Katrina/Rita Survivors), Joetta Rogers (Northeast Region Katrina Survivors Assembly)
  • POLITRICKS 2008: Kingmaker > King…

    Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

    oprah obaama

    Do any of you seriously doubt the awesome influence that OPRAH WINFREY wields? Now it’s being reported that she delivered a million votes to the OBAAMA candidacy. That’s a pretty steep number to come from a celebrity. That’s even greater than when Ol’ Blue Eyes FRANK SINATRA co-signed RONALD RAYGUN.

    OPRAH might need OBAAMA to give her a cabinet position if and when he gets elected. OPRAH’s television show ratings and magazine subscriptions are both in decline. Could it be some of OPRAH’s most ardent feminist supporters are exacting their revenge on the orders of HILLARY?

    Hell nath no fury like a presidential candidate scorned.

    POLITRICKS 2008: Loose Lips Sink Ships…

    Saturday, August 9th, 2008

    bernie mac

    Ocean’s 13 is now Ocean’s 12…

    BERNIE MAC got merc’ked because he embarrassed OBAAMA in front of those good peoples, cussing and the what not.

    If you don’t know how to speak properly when company comes over then you gon’ have to get these whuppins and stay in your room.

    In this case though, “you gon’ has to dies.” – Kings of Comedyspeak

    I think the Secret Service put some anthraxx in BERNIE MAC’s white girl. You know these Hollywood fools keep that white girl.

    Speaking of kept white girls…

    Did you see the broad that JOHN EDWARDS is reported to have had an affair with?

    rielle hunter

    All I have to say to this shit is “Nigger Puhleeeeze”.

    JOHN EDWARDS is not getting $400 haircuts ot smash this broad. EDWARDS has a GOLAN CIPEL somewhere who lets him stick things in his doodoo pocket.

    The only rich folks living in the South that want social equity for the disenfranchised are the queers. Everyone else is flying a Confederate flag from their porch and knitting sweaters with noose rope.

    POLITRICKS 2008: Life Imitating Reality Imitating Politics…

    Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

    powell

    I don’t dare say shit sideways about Brother KEVIN POWELL, lest I have an army of women in the entertainment industry blackball me for life and block all my forthcoming projects.

    I’m not even going to push back on KEVIN POWELL’s candidacy for U.S. Congress. He is correct when he says that EDOLPHUS TOWNS should vacate his Congressional seat because of the lack of improvement of the lives of his longtime Brooklyn constituents, but doesn’t CHARLES RANGEL also need to retire from his post since the area in Manhattan that he presides over still has all the ills of poverty for the longtime residents living there?

    KEVIN POWELL just doesn’t go deep enough. He can quote rap lyrics when he delivers his speeches and for some people that represents an authenticity and street credibility. To me that just says that he has listened to a few rap songs.

    *shrugs shoulders*

    If being able to rap was a qualifier for the African American politician of the future I have a candidate in mind that would serve New York better than KEVIN POWELL…

    heather b

    HEATHER B.

    And why not?

    HEATHER B. has the same ‘Real World’ pedigree as KEVIN POWELL. Sheeeeeit, they were both in the same season.

    As for rap music, HEATHER B. was also affiliated with Boogie Down Productions. She released music that was about community building and anti-gun violence. Plus, she is a woman.

    I would trust a Black woman politician way before I trust a Black man. I will even go so far as to say that if OPRAH were to become a politician then I would start watching her show. As it stands, OPRAH makes far too much money to get her hands dirty as a public servant, but if OPRAH’s husband GAYLE KING was to go into politics I would support her too.

    KEVIN POWELL is part of the new politicos who know well enough to NOT get married. I have been to POWELL fundraisers and coat drives and parties and all I have to say is that he brings out more grey-green eyed lightskint ladies than a little bit. Lightskinded women that be so fine that you almost want to put them up there with a white woman. Almost. I’m just so tired of male politicians who fall from grace chasing the kooty cat. KEVIN POWELL’s constituency is way too fine for him to avoid getting caught up in a scandal.

    I haven’t been to any HEATHER B. parties and frankly I don’t care to go to any since they might be populated with carpet munchers who wear lipstick. Honestly, I could care less who HEATHER B. schtups on her free time. Women that are about their political business don’t let sex get in the way. HEATHER B. may not go platinum but at least she keeps her pickle in her pants. That gets my vote.