Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

Rough, Rugged & Raw: Gore-Tex Euro Hiker

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

timbo

One of the reasons I haven’t been able to co-sign the Nike boots movement is because I am still deep with Timberlands to the tune of about forty pair. I might have two(or three) pairs of classic wheat highs alone. I also have instructions that I am to be buried in those joints. Let’s face it, Timberland classic wheat construction boots are the most Hip-Hop shoe of all time.

The pair I have pictured above are some super deluxe Gore-Tex Euro hikers. They are hands down my favorite pair. I have done all kinds of outdoorsy shit in these boots. Weeklong camping trips upstate. Construction sites. Shorts and wools socks in the cool parts of the spring and autumn. The only problem for Timberland with these boots is that they were made TOO well.

Timberland has the bad habit of making products that outlast the users desire to complete the activity they bought the shoes for. It’s like you buy a pair of hikers because you love to go camping every four weeks during the summer months and then the next thing you know you have these boots for over twenty years. Timberland has to return to designing boots for these people in mind.

You can’t make shoes for the urban consumer. No matter what race or class, the urban consumer is fickle and flighty. The heartland consumer is the person who makes consumption choices on some survivalist type ish. They buy shoes with the hope that this will be the pair they ride out the earthquakes, tornadoes and race wars with. The urban consumer just wants to be able to wear it with jeans.

I want to show you some of the boots from Timberland that I own. I have a pair that is over twenty years old. It doesn’t fit my feet any longer but I have kept them to remind me of the sacrifice I made to acquire them. They are the original Iditarod Race superboot. Most of you know them as the “40 Belows”. Just wait until you see those…

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

lobster

Editor’s note: Wasn’t I just having a convo with ProperTalks about lobsters? Yes, I was.

Since I can’t buy kicks right now I am living vicariously through my friends who send me their pics of their own kicks. DJ Pinky, one of the S.F.U. correspondents from Australia has been going in hard lately. Here’s his drop featuring the Nike SB ‘Lobsters’. Mmmmm, tasty.

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hey dP,

I was checking out this skate shop spot near my house cos they were having a sale on old stock…

it was like they found stock in the back that they lost…lol, so after searching through seriously 100 odd boxes I found a golden nugget!!!

a SB box…

and my size!!! whoop…

inside is something a lil’ strange but you know me, who wants the same as everyone else? so I pull out these pink and red and white sneakers that look like they have a tablecloth as the liner.

hahahha, I put them back in the box and ask the dude (who is my boy) whats the damage? how much cash?

$60?

SOLD!

another successfull SFU mission completed!

peace

Nik “pinky”

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Career Juggling Clowns…

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

clownz

Rappers are walking around with guitars without bothering to learn how to play them just like you see kids walking around with skateboards and the wheels are clean and unscuffed.

Posing has reached an all time high.

And who can blame the posers anyhoo? Ponzi schemes are the only reliable economic sector now. Actors tell us who to vote for and why community service is so damn important and then they jet off to Hawaii.

Does anyone make real shit anymore?

JOAQUIN PHOENIX is going to be a rapper? The faux leading the fake.

I fux with 808s & Heartbreak. I will not be fuxing with any of KanYe West acid wash schmatte, or Andre 3000’s dandy vines, or anyone else who sings, raps, chants, spits or otherwise burps into a microphone for a living. I am buying clothes from the people that have spent their life doing that shit for no other glory than the feel of virgin wool knit into a precise loop.

If some rapper actually knit a sweater with their own hands then I would consider buying that because of the commitment required to complete the item, but no one who raps would do that. Ol’ Dirty Bastard might have done that, but he was special. Ever since Puff released SeanJohn everything else has been str8 clownshoes.

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clownz

Fast forward to 2009 and some of these dudes are on the verge of giving clowns a classy sartorial image.

Smarten up Taz.

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Mothers I’d Like To F…

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

madonna

Chocolate Snowflake e-mailed me a set of pictures that Madonna shot for whatever wacky shit she is promoting this time around. After 25 years of these silly promotions I too wondered when Madonna was going to hang up the garters so that a younger chick could get her sensationalist on.

Madonna still has a few tricks up her sleeves however. She is a fierce competitor and if you want her crown you are going to have to fight her for it.

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I thought that she made a good decision to keep on the boxing gloves and wrap her hands with taping. If you ever see Madonna’s hands, especially the knuckles, you would shudder. They looked like gnarled pterodactyl claws and babies get scared and cry when they see them.

I’m not mad at Madonna wearing all of this lingerie mixed with boxing equipment and even a four-finger ring. If she wants to get her “box” beat up better than a boxing match it is time for her to bring her old ass to the ‘hood.

Madonna is a helluva entry to put on your resume.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

sfu nyc tour

Shouts to the SFU crew 40 Diesel, Encyclopedia Black and HowFresh. From midtown Manhattan to the outer rim [ll] of NYC, Jamaica Queens and all points in between like Corona and Jackson Heights. All in pursuit of the freshness.

Diesel coined it “The thrill of kicktory, and the agony of defeet”. Big Diesel went in for real and copped a pair of retro Air Max 95’s in the OG colorway. Encyclopedia Black did his thing too. HowFresh wasn’t as impressed with the kicks we came across as much as he liked the Clarks we uncovered on Jamaica Avenue. I beasted out for the entire crew by copping four(4) pairs that were all Dunks.

HowFresh bristled.

Stay tuned for the nest Sneaker Fiends Unite NYC tour. NYC got it for cheap.