The weather and the scene in New York has been too good to blog.
All the ladies are coming out this summer with their new titties on front street. Unfortunately, the peasant skirt fashion craze hasn’t ended yet. At least some of y’all aren’t wearing any drawls under your skirts.
From the Separated At Birth archives…
I am mad that STACEY DASH is so fucking gorgeous in the photo shoot she did for the upcoming Playboy magazine. I admit that I slept on Ms.DASH as B.M. status. Yeah, I wanted to beat her little seat, but I didn’t want to bust up in it. After I saw these photos I realized that I need to get one of her eggs. I know cloning is immoral and the whole nine, but what if you could go to the supermarket and get a carton of STACY DASH eggs? I would put those in a cup and drink them.
[Editor’s note: if you can’t open the above link you will need to get a password from BLU CHEEZ]
I feel a little fucked up about going to the newsstand and buying this magazine since I too want Black women to be portrayed by the media in the proper light. Speaking of light(ing), the scenes that Playboy is using are wonderfully lit and they really show Ms.DASH’s marvelous 40year old physique. Fuck what your heard, STACEY has made 40 the new 20 and I want to pummel fire out of her cocoa tanned backside. I want to beat her little pum pum up like she said something bad about my momma’s cooking. I want to see if I can leave my handprint on her firm, oil-sheened azz.
Getting back to the whole media image thing… I think it’s a powerful feminist statement that STACEY DASH is making by posing in Playboy. She is taking control of her image by not letting it be exploited by lesser publications like Maxim, Blender or Black Tail. Playboy is not pimping STACEY DASH, she is pimping Playboy.
Who am I kidding? The STACEY DASH Playboy mag is a collector’s item along with the VANESSA WILLIAMS Penthouse and the JAYNE KENNEDY Playboy.
STACEY DASH is the ultimate hustler.
Last month when we were kicking it about the NIKE series of Fantastic Four inspired kicks. Someone mentioned that there was also a Doctor Doom sneaker, but since I didn’t have pics to confirm its existence I decided not to talk about it. Now that the internets is leaking some pics of the shoe we can discuss it here amongst ourselves.
The shoe is a Foamposite Pro LE. The same shoe made famous by PENNY HARDAWAY several years ago. NIKE has reissued the Foamposite in several different incarnations and colorways. I have to be honest and say that I am disappointed that this shoe isn’t in a gunmetal graphite grey with a green accent on the pods on the sole. The colorway that they are describing in the advance photos relates more to Venom than to Victor Von Doom.
Ah well, such is the lament of a nerd purist. The Foamposite is still a kick azz shoe and it’s one of NIKEs more comfortable basketball shoes. The foot platform is wide and the toebox is comfy and not crowded.
The overwhelming success of this series should prompt NIKE to consider some more collabos with comic book icons. Possibly some Spiderman SB Dunks or even a pair of QuickSilver Air Max 360s. They should drop a pair of all invisible Vision AF-1s. How about a pair of…
It wouldn’t be summertime if your cousin BLU CHEEZ wasn’t at the beach, or the pool, on on the strip. And it do be a strip now f’real though.
The game stay the same, it’s just the names that changed.
These young ladies were just about to express their artistic sides during the Jones Beach Greek Picnic Traffic Overflow.
The Jones Beach Greek Picnic Traffic Overflow was created when too many people were going to this event the last Saturday in June. The Jones Beach Greek Picnic was established in the early 1980’s by some enterprising university jigs.
They pooled their connections using their New York State fraternity charters to secure the westernmost area of Jones Beach. The event became so popular that it attracted peoples from as far away as Texas. The folks that got up early enough to get to the beach before traffic were treated to a summer car show like no other. There was hell’a stuntin’ and the folks that like to watch it. Game is going down constantly in every direction you turn. You will see some old classmates that have their swagger hanging out the bag. For that afternoon the beach hosts the flyest motherfuckers that you ever seen, like a 60inch Zenith, please believe it. Someone is going to get fucked well that evening and wouldn’t you love to be her/him? Hell to the yeah!
When the traffic along the Southern State Parkway had become a parking lot, vehicles began to exit the Parkway at Nassau Road a/k/a ‘Nasty Road’. It is a depressed strip of Arab owned grocery stores and old school Chinese restaurants before they all went to bulletproof glass and Yi Ping hot mustard. For one Saturday in June, once a year, this avenue may be the surburban ghettos equivalent of ‘Prom Night’.
The peacocks strut up and down the avenue as if they were on a track. I just hold my position in one area and I let all the fun come my way. Girls will pass by you three, four, five times as they aimlessly walk the strip. Sometimes I ask a pretty girl which lap she’s on. It’s cute to watch some girls practice their walk for the first time in heels and a bathing suit.
These young girls were the classic ‘two fer ones’ and ‘one or all’ type beatboxes that you look for on this strip. My homie is a jake and we had his truck parked behind us in the parking lot of the Roosevelt McDonald’s. Dude wanted to take them back to the truck to beat fire out these ho’s. The only problem I had was that I am in my thirties now, and not my teens, or even my twenties. I can’t really see myself beating out anything that young when there are so many veteran chicks that have the delicious Power U spread and they won’t get me knocked for cheap thrills.
If that young, supple, firm coochie that has the faint smell of baby powder and pee pee is your thing then by all means do you if she consents. I just don’t want another 15yr old on my resume.
