Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

EVA is NOT a Diva! (ReMix)

Saturday, July 1st, 2006

skeezer

But seriously, who is this broad?!? What has she done other than win a dimestore reality show contest? Does she even rank with the great ones? IMAN, GRACE JONES, BEVERLY JOHNSON, NAOMI CAMPBELL??? TYRA BANKS has put in way more work than homegirl and even she doesn’t rate the title ‘Diva’ just yet. It is harder for models to acheive the title because their only talent is to look good. And I use the word talent perjoratively.

DIANA ROSS, PATTI LaBELLE, VANESSA WILLIAMS and JANET JACKSON are all official divas because their actual talent and beauty have stood the test of time. By calling this miscellaneous broad a diva we lower the standards for that status. Let’s see this chick in ten more years before we give her undue props just because it rhymes with her name.

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Friday, June 30th, 2006

ho prom

Jamaicans may not be the gulliest Caribe peoples, but Jamaican women stay off the chain on some 7-thirty shit. Just peep the Dutty Weave Wine dance.

The Hardest Working Man In Showbiz

Friday, June 30th, 2006

diddyfamily

Now I see the reason that DIDDY, The King of all Jigs, can’t stop, won’t stop dancing.

Fuck a grocery bill, do you know what the sunglass budget for all these jig babies must look like?!?

BREAK UP THE RED SOX!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

willie red

A Boston vs. Mets World Series would be like 1986 all over again. I don’t know how the Mets would fare this go around.

Holler back if you have any extra tickets at Shea this season.

The 2006 B.E.T. Awards… WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

hudlin

They need to start broadcasting this awards show on June 19th because I have never seen Black people come together like they do for this moment. Meanwhile, back in the ‘hood, little boys can’t read. The bank won’t give me a loan to buy the property that I rent while people from all over the place are moving into my neighborhood. A new study finds that at least I can hear better than my new neighbors. And I am telling you that dude called me a nigger in his mind.

Awwww fuck it, SHONQUAYSHAH pass the remote and fix the upside down coat hanger in the television, we gon’ watch us some BeYONCE. In the last five years can you imagine the number of jig children that have been named BeYONCE, ALIZE and CRISTAL? If you’re Black and you read this blog I have one bit of advice for you. Get a jump on the rest of your family and kill yourself now. We are barreling out of control on a journey to hell in a handbasket. By the by, have you seen those new Louis Vuitton ads featuring PHARRELL?