If it’s Tuesday and the Shield is in reruns then it must be the Mugshot Hairstyle Model contest brought to you by the producers of ‘America’s Next Top Model’, ‘America’s Most Wanted’ and the U.P.N. This week’s episode is hosted again by the greatest dead rapper alive, TUPAC SHAKUR.
Each week this month four(4) contestants have competed to be the winner for that week’s Mugshot Hairstyle Model. Next week will be the runoff amongst all the weekly finalists for the contest’s grand prize winner. Your votes are being tallied from the comments left in each thread. Let your votes be based upon real factors like 1) style gulliness, 2) hair length and 3) model’s prior convictions.
So far we have ROBERT DeGRAFF, HARRY THOMPSON, and REDBONE JESUS moving on the the finals. The following profiles are the last contestants left to choose from. Please give a hand to all of the Mugshot Hairstyle Models.
And here are this weeks Mugshot Hairstyle Models…
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CLAUDE WHITFORD The children are the future and young CLAUDE is ready to bring the pain with his twisty locks. Assault with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest is the only way to jump start a career in Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling. |
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FRED ALFRED JOHNSON It’s easy to see why FRED chose a career in Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling. What kind of drug crazed parent would give their child the same name twice? Cocaine possession and aggravated battery upon a pregnant victim sounds like FRED likes to get into catfights on the catwalk. |
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DARRYL LAMAR WHITE This guy has the smile of a winner. It’s not enough for DARRYL to be one of the contestants with ‘good hair’, he sports a lifetime of Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling achievement. He might be smiling but when it comes to kids DARRYL doesn’t play. Felony battery, domestic battery, false imprisonment, child abuse and resisting an officer. Plus we think the parts in the eyebrow really gives him that other KID-n-PLAY swagger. |
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ROBERT LAMAR PARRISH ROBERT was a reluctant Mugshot Hairstyle Model, but he’s young enough to be around for awhile. ROBERT just enjoys listening to SLIM SHADY and occasionally using methamphetamine. Unfotunately, the SLIM SHADY C.D.’s that he listens to come from the homes that he burglarizes. True story is that the middle name LAMAR is the most common name for prospective Mugshot Hairstyle Model contestants. |
