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DP.com Back 2 School Swag 101…

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

sexy teacher

DP.com has all you hypebeast and FRESHmen covered [ll].

My homey All Purpose is a bonafide grinder. AP hit me up with a link to one of his latest clients. They’re a textiles company tryn’a comeup like EastPak or Jansport. Their name is Sprayground and they are decidely Hip-Hop influenced.

AP said that I could swag out a couple of DP.commenters with a back to school giveaway backpack. I’m already snatching a shark bag for myself to keep all the biters off my back. My favorite three designs were these joints.

sprayground

Here is Sprayground’s complete arsenal for you to pick your own swag to match your style, but first you gotta answer this question: How many polysyllabic words does Inspectah Deck use in his verse that opens the Wu-Tang classic ‘Triumph’?

E-mail your answer to – the_dallas@dallaspenn.com

Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Blipsters = Hipsters, Fashion Faux Pas, Ninjas, Straight Laced | 7 Comments »

Polo x New Balance Got Me Open…

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

us open

I wasn’t gonna fux with this year’s U.S. Open lifestyle offering. I loved the colorblocking from last year’s knits so much I didn’t feel like dropping a buck on another shirt that I couldn’t respectably rock this season.

That all changed after Rock The Dub sent me a link to the Polo ralph Lauren x New Balance tennis shoe. This is a REAL tennis shoe internets. The instep features a composite material which protects your foot from the abrasion of stopping and starting as you chase volleys on a tennis hardcourt. I’m sure that the New Balance leather is premium also.

us open
us open

My secret plan is to take Chocolate Snowflake on a dinner date to the Open. You don’t need tickets to enter the pavilion to grab a bite. We will stroll around the shoppes and then BAM! I will slip into the Polo Ralph Lauren store with her and show her how the shoes match the shirt and the hat.

She can’t say no to that can she?

Posted in Black Bullshit, Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, LOVE x LOYALTY, Sports are Gay, T.O.N.Y., white | 9 Comments »

DP Gets Complex…

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Guess who snuck up onto the Complex Magazine list of the 25 Must-Follow Sneaker Influencers on Twitter?

Chea!

Posted in Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Talking Shit, The Addict, Wig Owners | 7 Comments »

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Deion Sanders was one of the nicest to go both ways [ll].

The Air Diamond Turf is what you rock when you are going every which way but the wrong way. ‘Neon’ Deion didn’t just know what Bo did, he took the knowledge and ran up on a couple of championship rings.