But she still can’t get the loving finger until that thing makes it to the legal limit. I’m still a motherfucker who prefers to fuck… MOTHERS. LMAO
This is that new genre #JailbaitRap
Archive for the ‘Hollyweird’ Category
I’m Her Type Of Guy…
Friday, December 2nd, 2011Drake Is The Best Rapper, Hands Down…
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011
Go See The Dark Crystal…
Tuesday, November 8th, 2011
Cinematek at the Brooklyn Academy of Music is screening one of my favorite movies of all time. The Dark Crystal is a masterpiece of muppetry and storytelling. This was Jim Henson’s darkest and greatest single piece of work. I get chills everytime I watch the Skexxies come onscreen.
The Dark Crystal is hardbody.
BAM Rose Cinemas
30 Lafayette Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Fri, Nov 18 – 4:30pm *
Sun, Nov 20 – 6:50pm *
* Nov 18 Introduction by Cheryl Henson and Yamasong Director Sam Hale
** Preceded by Yamasong, Directed by Sam Hale (NYC Premiere)
*** Nov 20 Introduction by special guests Brian & Wendy Froud, Conceptual Designers of The Dark Crystal.
Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile…
Monday, November 7th, 2011
BBD – ‘Poison’
Kim Kardashian has lifted the high watermark from the thigh to the waist with her marriage to divorce reality television show. Never before has a big butt been so profitable to a woman. Sure, there’s been other big butts in the game recently but Kim has shown that you can reach the heights of stardom with zero talent.
Who else comes to mind when you think of famous derrieres?
You have to laugh out loud when you think that BeYonce named her clothing company Dereon. That is some backwoods Texas ‘bama Black bullshit. Only Black people would think that Dereon is a fancy name. Unlike Kim K., BeYonce IS talented and works her ass off to boot.
Well, not her whole ass, but you know what I’m sayin’.
Jennifer Lopez isn’t as talented as BeYonce but then again she works even harder than BeYonce to get her paper up. Jel-Lo has already been married four or five times.
If she lives to be as old as Liz Taylor her marriage-divorce score will be at least a score.
Amber Rose has way less personal talent than BeYonce and J-Lo yet she still has more creative talent than Kim Kardashian. Amber Rose is a professional muse. She took KanYe West’s star and made it a supernova, then she took a middling mixtape rapper and made him mainstream. Where Kim K. takes other people’s swag from them Amber Rose gives away swag like an H & M gift bag.
We may never see Amber Rose getting wild paper from prostituting her image like Kim Kardashian because she doesn’t have those kind of managers surrounding her, but best believe it’s Amber Rose you want the kiss from. Baby, you’re a star.
Fanboys With Monster Budgets…
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011
I’m taking the Hype Williams route to making my first feature length motion picture. Music videos are the springboard to big time filmmaking and paid advertorial work.
I’m not gonna say that at this moment I could make a video as dope as this joint right here for Coldplay’s ‘Paradise’.
All I’m saying is that having a professional budget would make my visions crazy iller.
At least they’d be more in focus.