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Putting The Social In Media Week…

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

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My peeps at Rule4080.com stays in these streets

Social Media Week descended upon NYC along with Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week and just that normal NYChicanery that takes place every week.

Big up to Flud Watches, Pool vodka for hosting Torae at the Gallery Bar in L.E.S. upon the release of his latest project titled ‘H<3RT FAILURE’. Think of this album as an 808’s and Heartbreaks for the hardbody, knuckle punch rap set. This joint is for the brothers who might just hit a broad if she needs that kind of discipline.

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Some ladies like it rough too. I will bet you that Lethal Lipps wouldn’t mind being slapped in the mouf.

Diesel came out to party along with the Flud Watch boss Doug C.

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I ended up snatching a bottle of Pool vodka from the next party at Stay Lounge along with a container of white cranberry juice. Diesel and I then proceeded to continue the drinky drink off in the corner without interruption.

Pool vodka is bringing that smurfberry juice back to the nightclub scene. Don’t front and act like you don’t want any.

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That blue shit is bananas but at least it tastes better than the period punch looking Nuvo. The people at EMI were handing out bottles of that shit to anyone who came to their offices to listen to Raekwon’s latest album ‘Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang’.

I kept it strictly Goose and cranberry.

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Rule4080 and OKayPlayer will attest that I was not OD on this night of being social. Raekwon is back on his metaphysical old man rap steez with this album. It follows the concept of the Shaolin school doing battle against the Wu-Tang school because unbeknownst to them they are being manipulated by outside forces to reveal their secret techniques. Some Gordon Liu rapper type shit.

The album has several bangers including the opening title track which also has a video. Raekwon definitely fux with social media to move his music to the masses. Raekwon’s TWitter game is the new Tiger Style.

VWFTW!

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

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Star Wars anything is a win in my book.

But y’all already knew that.

Batty Boyz…

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

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Who put the nipples on Batman’s suit?

DOOM – ‘Batty Boyz’

Batman’s relationship with the Boy Wonder has always made him suspect in the eyes of many as being a grade-A fruitstick. I think Superman peeped his steez early and tried to turn him out, but Batman always kept mad tricks up his sleeve (literally) and ended up making Superman his bitch.

This is what DOOM was spitting about. You might wanna say six pauses real loud and cross your heart before you continue reading this drop. No, but really…

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Okay, so before I even read you the dialogue just peep the key Superman is holding. I think he is gonna try to ‘key’ Batman.

Superman: An evening here will do us good I think, especially in view of how we’ve grown closer these pat few months
Batman: True. I feel we can now discuss almost anything with each other
Superman: And since we sense trouble in each other why don’t we shars the burdens. You start Batman

Ha. Superman try’na gass Batman to come out first.

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Inside the fortress of Solitude…

Batman: You knew?! But how could…
Superman: I suspect friend that we could both use some solitude, but I think too that it would be better if neither of us spent this night alone.
Batman: You’ll get no argument from this quarter Superman and since I’m hardly in the mood for the company of drafts and bats… Let’s go!

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Tough guys shake hands.

Superman: We fit each other like hand and glove

The narrator lets us know they held hands for a ‘long time’.

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Here is the aftermath from that night in the fortress.

Batman: Tell hiim, tell him I’m not in.
Alfred: As you wish sir. I’m sorry Mr.Kent, Mr.Wayne, that is to say…
Superman: It’s okay Alfred. I understand.

Batman is cold as ice. Superman just ain’t his type.

That tear running down Superman’s cheek is classic.

biggup to @squalllionh for the image links

Meet The Browns…

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

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Did you folks know that Lakers’ guard Shannon Brown just got married to R&B singer Monica? I didn’t know about this either because they had a super secret wedding, but then they leaked the news to the press via their public relations flack that they had a super secret wedding. What gives with all these public figures having private nuptials?

I’m still not convinced that Jay-Z and BeYonce are actually married either. I mean, has either one of them admitted to being married? Or in a committed monogamous relationship for that matter? Their music still reflects the lifestyles of single people not too far removed from their 21st birthday. And we all know that Jay-Z has been going on 21 for at least the past 21 years. Popular culture personalities have such a disconnect from the reality that most of us experience.

It’s probably not even my business to know the private relationships of these public figures anyhoo, but then why do these people tease their business out to me? Who Jay-Z marries is of no consequence as long as his album with Kanye West breathes fire. And if it doesn’t I will now blame BeYonce for making Jay-Z take out the garbage or some other domestic chore. I’m not sure when our society deemed it necessary to know all this information about celebrities but it has been effect for some time now so anyone desiring a level of fame has to accept this drawback.

For some reason I just feel more extra annoyed that Monica would want a secret wedding ceremony since she hasn’t had a hit record in my ears since 1999. Lord knows she could use some positive publicity right about now. I wonder how Shannon Brown and Monica ended up together. She’s almost ten years older than him in real life and she already has two kids from that rapper dude who looks like Fabolous. I thought basketball players on winning teams could do better than washed up R&B stars.

Maybe Amar’e Stoudemire and Toni Braxton could be an item? We prA’li won’t know until they get divorced.

FREE GORDON VOIDWELL!

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Gordon Voidwell hasn’t been put in jail like so much of your favorite rappers.

Gordon Voidwell is having a totally FREE show at Lincoln Center 2niite.

It begins at 8pm and is located on 62nd and Broadway at Lincoln Center’s David Rubenstein Atrium!!!

It will be on time because it’s at Lincoln Center and they take things more serious over there.