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Got Earth?

Friday, April 30th, 2010

gulf oil spill

My TWitter timeline didn’t really give a shit about Louisiana last night.

gulf oil spill
gulf oil spill

All I know is people living on the coast better bring the pails to the beach so they can rack up on some loosy crude.

You know you can make plastics from that shit? Word to George Carlin.

Antheminem…

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

eminem

Complex mag’s deputy editor BFred asked a few bloggers what their take was on Eminem’s latest leaked album single – ‘Not Afraid’…

Anthem music x Eminem = Antheminem.

Eminem is the emo rap king, hands down. This song is the ‘Lose Yourself’ 2010 version. Get a ticket to Giants Stadium and get your lighters out. This song will be marching music for every loser this summer. It ain’t my bag, but this shit is gonna be big. Huge. Colossal.


Eminem – ‘Not Afraid’

MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS: QUICK CHANGE

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

quaid

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested and jailed last week because dude skipped out on a ten stack ($10,000) tab at a resort.

I love the zany Randy Quaid that I see in the movies and it’s refreshing to see that dude stays in character even in his real life.

This debacle has reminded me to NetFlix the 1990 comedy ‘Quick Change’ where Quaid stars alongside Geena Davis and Bill Murray as their accomplice in a bank robbery and a nearly botched attempt at escaping from New York City. ‘Quick Change’ is vintage Bill Murray comedy. Every time I watch that joint I nearly kill myself from laughing. Quaid almost steals the movie too as the neurotic partner-in-crime Loomis.

quick change

CLASH OF THE TITANS…

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

iceland

The above picture was taken during the volcanic eruption in Iceland. Lighting strikes where the Earth has opened a wound. Who hangs around to photograph shit like this? White, natch.

Who would win in a fight of lightning versus lava? Or the internets versus ninjas? You decide here…

Most Awesomest Thing Evar

FRANK MILLER’s RONIN WILL KICK YOUR AZZ…

Monday, April 19th, 2010

ronin

Editor’s note: All this ‘Kick Ass’ talk made me search the DP.com archives yesterday and I uncovered this ancient drop about one of my favorite writer’s graphic novels.

Fanboy Saturdays @ DP Dot Com just went up to 100 on the Fresh To Def-a-tron. With the news that FRANK MILLER’s ‘Ronin’ mini-series is about to be produced for the big screen we here at the site are preparing for the day that some Warner Brothers exec has the balls to greenlight the Dark Knight Returns for a similar cinematic debut.

ronin

FRANK MILLER’s ‘Ronin’ is epic piece of comic art and storytelling. Feudal Japan meets a future apocalypse in New York City. A masterless samurai finds himself transported one thousand years into the future to avenge the death of his master and save the world. Just like all the great dystopian futures we find that biological engineering can’t help itself but to find it’s evil potential. Corporations now control your body and your mind in this brave new world.

The landscape of ‘BladeRunner’ comes to mind when I look at some of the beautifully rendered splash pages that MILLER inserted into this graphic novel. The question of what defines humanity is the essence of the story and because FRANK MILLER is telling the story means that there will be plenty blood and guts throughout.

ronin

If you lived in New York City I would tell you to visit the Forbidden Planet store on Broadway @ 13th Street. All their fanzines and graphic novels are available for perusal and review. As long as I go in there without any money on me I’m fine.

ronin