A lot of people think that Wonder Woman’s power was contained in her golden bracelets that were bulletproof and her lasso of truth that would make even the most hardened criminal snitch on his confederates.
They would all be wrong though.
Wonder Woman’s secret power was the size of her Amazon cameltoe.
This is the shit that makes all women wonderful.
We are starting to see that some of the studios think they can put syrup on dogshit and call it pancakes. I’m not gonna say that the Wolverine movie sucks asscheeks like that, but the truth is that is was overhyped for the end product being as lame as it was.
It sucks to be a fanboy sometimes because we have to sit and watch as the canon of our favorite characters is destroyed in order to make entertainment vehicles to satisfy an audience that wasn’t riding with us from the gate. I accept the fact that some changes have to be made to storylines or else they would never fit into a motion picture entertainment format (2hr), but don’t start making up shit.
Wolverine is the kind of movie that I imagine Disney would make if they were controlling Marvel studios. All the fake emotion with no passion. This isn’t Aladddin. This isn’t Hurby the Love Bug. This isn’t 101 fucking Dalmations. This is supposed to be Wolverine. Known for blacking out and going into a berserker rage and shredding bodies like sheets of paper.
I’m not mad at you Marvel. Y’all got the Hulk right on point the second time around. I hope you let someone with the knowledge and the love of these characters to control the production on part two. If I don’t see blood there will be blood (no DANIEL DAY LEWIS).
The awesome visuals for Eminem’s latest song ‘3AM’ translate nothing short of the notion that Eminem is going to kill shit again. The video is a maniacal tour de force of implied mutilation, decapitation and general horrorcore.
I love it to death as a piece of musical cinema, but one side of me wonders if any Black artists could get away with a mass murder music video, and not have to deal with the same people that put MICHAEL VICK in jail?
PrA’li not right?
That’s why it’s great to be young, gifted and white.
I woke up today in an Ohio Players type mood.
Yeah I feel a little freaky [ll], but mostly I feel like getting after my dreams.
We’ve squeezed off one-third of 2009 already, so if I’m gonna take over this year I had better get my ass in gear.
Sweet Sticky Thing
Skin Tight
Heaven Must Be Like This
Ecstasy
The latest cinematic vehicle strarring BeYONCE KNOWLES-CARTER smells like a pile of sexy shit sitting on the sidewalk. True story is that even BeYONCE’s ham-fisted performance wasn’t as bad as IDRIS ELBA’s look. IDRIS and BeYONCE are throwback actors because they perform like we are still making silent movies. Maybe its because the both of them would be better off in music videos where the dialogue isn’t spoken by them, but rather sung through auto-tune.
Still and all I sat through the two hours of this half-baked thriller that didn’t have any idea what it wanted to be when it grew up. We knew at some point that the sassy blonde played by ‘Heroes’ heroine ALI LARTER would have to lock horns with the sassier auburn wigged BeYONCE. At least they didn’t disappoint us in that regard. As an aside, don’t look now fellas, but ALI LARTER is being typecast as the white chick who likes Black sticks. You might could win is all I’m saying.
‘Obsessed’ would have been a better film with better writing and better actors. See some shit like ‘Inside Man’ for the sexy interracial tension that DENZEL WASHINGTON and JODIE FOSTER create. JODIE FOSTER’s old ass >>> ALI LARTER too for that matter. How crazy is it that I delivered the best line of the whole movie after BeYONCE finally defeats the psycho home wrecker by literally wrecking her new house? As the ALI LARTER character lay dead and the camera flashed to a worn and bruised BeYONCE I decided to yell out in the theatre, “she’s a survivor!”
Poor scripting and even worse acting now makes for a box office success.
The lowest common denominator rules the world.