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NEW YORK, NEW YORK, BIG CITY OF DREAMS…

Friday, October 17th, 2008

mighty healthy

Mighty Healthy in full effect…

I hate nights like last night. Okay, I don’t HATE nights like last night in as much as I hate the days that follow nights like last night. I am still gonna be drunk at my day job since it is now 6am and I haven’t even parsed the video footage yet.

I need to thank everyone that made last night possible – 40 DIESEL, CARL CHERY, JASON NEGRON, KEVIN CLARK, RONI MOORE

You have to have a thorough team if you want to eat and drink (well) on someone else’s dime in NYC.

The first stop was a RIK CORDERO music video shoot featuring Termanology, Statik Selecktah and JOELL ORTIZ. Term and Stat came through early. I’m not sure if J.O. made it to the spot because I had to pull up and skate to the next gate. I did have a chance to build with RIK. Do you know how many music videos he has completed in the last 18 months? A lot. JOELL ORTIZ, WALE, The Roots, Heltah Skeltah, Jadakiss…

DP x Rik

The next pop was the King Mag party. That was cool because they had some foxy cognac being poured and some good looking magazine people. In terms of print journalism, the magazine people are the best looking when compared to fugly newspaper folks (like myself) and the people that write for free joints like AM New York (basically retards and cripples).

I politicked with a few peoples but I couldn’t stay too long since 40 Deez was like meet me at the spot. 40 was THE spot too. The Jeff Staple x SONY x Gran Turismo jumpoff. WTF?!?

time crisis

Internets, this was an all-star obama if you ever went to one. Super premium top shelf liquor like Patron and my personal favorite, Belvedere. The music was dope. Unlike the King Mag joint, the chicks here were actually friendly to me. Plus, like all Staple parties them joints are schwaggerific. I’m not going to say that I O.D.’d on gift bags, but you already know. The good news is that I will run some contests this weekend for the DP Dot Com Snail Mail family to get free Staple schwag bags sent to them. So keep it locked internets.

From the Staple x SONY party Deez and I hopped in a cab and caught the blowout from the XBOX event. Biggup to Dr. MANNY.

From there I had to make my own path to the T-Mobile launch. More free hooch. And free grub. The toasted sesame bagellettes with cream cheese and fresh lox (no Jadakiss) were the shizz up in that piece as well as the pomegranate martinis filled with pomegranate bulbs. The key to maximizing any obama is knowing when to hold them and when to fold them. Some people were going to the after-after parties but your boy knows better, especially since I actually have a day job.

And here I am still awake from last nite about to pop these two No-Doz in my mouth before I make my way to lower Manhattan. I’ll be fine after 5pm since I won’t be able to spin my rims tonight. Thursday is the new Saturday in NYC which makes Friday the new Sunday. Or some shit like that.

AIN’T SHIT SWEET!

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

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If you asked two months ago who I wanted to emerge from the National League to enter the World Series I would have told you that the Cubs were my team.

Fuck the Mets!

Thir treatment of WILLIE RANDOLPH as players and an organization on the whole was wacksauce. They paid the price in the end too. I hope they trade everyone on that team that doesn’t know how to speak English, along with that nazi sympathizer VILHELM VAGNER (you think I didn’t know?!?).

The Cubs were a sentimental favorite of sorts. I like their uniforms colorways because they match a bunch of pairs of kicks I own. ALFONSO SORIANO is that dude. The Cubs play in Wrigley Field, one of the country’s oldest remaining stadiums along with Boston’s Fenway Park. While some professional sports teams are fleecing their cities’ economies for new ballparks at least the Cubs have remained loyal to their monument.

I also fucks with Sweet Lou [ll]. LOU PINELLA is a former Yankee and a Yankee killer. When LOU managed the Seattle Mariners they used to pwn the Yankees. I loved the chips on shoulders that LOU and KEN GRIFFEY Jr. used to bring to the game when they played against New York. So if you asked me two months ago who I was fucksing with in the National League I would have definitely told you the Cubs. That was before Mannywood came to L.A.

LOU PINELLA is in the unenviable position of trying to coach his club through the buzzsaw of the game’s current best and hottest slugger and the team that wins titles on some destiny shit. MANNY RAMIREZ has become their KIRK GIBSON redux. The Dodgers still don’t have the pitching to rightfully win the World Series, but the Cubs and Sweet Lou and the beautiful Wrigley Field are going to have to bow out this round to the greatness of destiny.

lou

After The Show, And Yet Before The Afterparty…

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

press pass

There is a nebulous area in entertainment between the show and the afterparty. It is called the parking garage. This is where entertainers wait for the horses and carriages to chaffeur them off to the the next thing.

If you hang with 40 Diesel then you will have access to this place that even your press credentials couldn’t provide.

Take a few minutes to enjoy the dialogue we shared with some of our favorite rappers and entertainers who entered the zone otherwise known as the 2008 Vh-1 Hip-Hop Honors Aftershow Parking Garage Party.

Okay, my bad that was ridiculously long. I hope these clips aren’t.

Featuring Wyclef Jean, Michael Rappaport, Ahmir ?uestlove Thompson, PMD, Fat Joe, BizMark, Dave from De La, Fab 5 Fredddy and the unstoppable, irrepressible obama eliminator, 40 Diesel.

POLITRICKS 2008: The Great Debaters…

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

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Even though I am down here in Barbados I am still a junkie for politricks so before C.S. and I hit the town on last night for the famous Friday night fish fry in Oistins we watched the presidential nominees debate. I called JOHN McCAIN the winner just on the fact that he kept repeating his mantra that BARACK OBAAMA wasn’t experienced enough to be commander in chief. BARACK also lost points for NOT jabbing McCAIN when he was obviously weak.

McCAIN also provided more theater than OBAAMA did which is the key to winning these types of debates. Real facts are the last thing that you want to use in this forum. Sketchy lies and innuendo are supreme and JOHN McCAIN has mastered at least that much for his career. The fact that OBAAMA still hasn’t addressed McCAIN’s censure for the Keating 5 scandal, especially during the current fiscal crisis in Washington says to me that the Democratic party still isn’t ready to get back into the White House.

Do you think that OBAAMA could have that mark on his record without the Republican press machine reminding the American voter about it on some ‘swift boat’ type shit? Step your game up Dems or shut the eff up and sit the eff down. SARAH SILVERMAN also has some advice…

Surviving A Fiery Plane Crash >>> Being Shot Nine Times…

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

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Being shot nine times and surviving that shit is pretty fucking hardbody. This is why Fisty Scent has had gangsta rap in a dopefiend headlock for the last six or seven years. Nobody out here is trying to get shot that many times to take over the crown. That was until Travis Barker and DJ AM escaped a fiery plane crash this weekend.

These two dudes have officially knocked Fisty Scent from the ranks as the most hardbody Hip-Hop dude in history. How the fuck do you top this shit?!? I suppose if you jumped from the space shuttle and were able to re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere without burning up and you were able to land back on Earth without splattering yourself into liquid you might beat these guys, but who is gonna do that?

Maybe if you went swimming in Australia’s Barrier Reef and you raped a white shark you could almost be as hardbody as these dudes but I’m not convinced, especially if that white shark was a female because we all know that sometimes females like it rough with borderline consent.

Maybe if you were in the everglades and you beat the shit out of an aligator, ate it and then used its skin to make a pair of Air Jordans you might get my consideration for ramping up your hardbody status, but I prA’li wouldn’t place you over TRVSDJAM because these motherfuckers burnt their whole asses for the title.

None of that Hollywood shit where niggas get caught with possessing .40 caliber pistols with no bullets in them. None of that fake rap shit where niggas shoot themselves with they own biscuit. Nahh mayne, these niggas went there and they survived that shit that has killed some of the realest motherfuckers of all time. Sam Cooke, John Denver, Aaliyah. Plane crashes are the real deal Holyfield my niggas and my nicorettes. Nobody limps away from them shits.

Unless your ass is hard fuckin’ body.

It cost the U.S. government six million dollars to get Steve Austin’s ass right after his plane crash. Respect Travis Barker and DJ AM’s gangster because they ain’t looking for no government bailout to get back on their feet. That my friends is the meaning of hard fuckin’ body.

Now get off your ass and go copp their CD or some merchandise shit.