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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, August 18th, 2008

vader

I had to fucks with that Star Wars movie this weekend. It was wack though. I’m sure some kids liked it, but any hardcore Star Wars fan would be pissed off that they effed over the continuity for a cartoon. With that being said I am letting y’all fools know right now that I want a copy of the ‘Empire Strikes Back’ for my bornday next month. Anyone who has a hookup at Blockbuster or wherever needs to make sure one of those DVD’s goes missing. Is all I’m saying…

When I went to the ‘A’ a few weeks back I did come off with a pair of NIKE SB’s. I didn’t know what the name of these joints was so I decided to do what I do for all of my kicks in the first place – name them my damn self. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw these kicks was that they were badass. Anything black is bad, but black suede is brutal badass. It’s like wearing a velvet glove over an iron fist. These kicks reminded me of Darth Vader, the baddest motherfucker of all time.

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Darth Vader killed younglings and his baby momma, then he chopped off his son’s hand. I don’t plan on killing any kids when I rock these SB’s, just killing niggas softly with my flavor. I also won’t be choking my B.M. unless of course she gives her consent. Yeah, we do it rough sometimes.

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NIKE SB Dunks are where I put my chips now. I love the colorways that they choose and the materials. I just wish Lucasfilm would take the same care in choosing materials to rep his legacy. Get a pair of NIKE SB’s party people. Leave the cape and codpiece to the professionals.

vader

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Totally Retahded…

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

tropic thunder


Platoon x Airplane + Rambo – Chris Burke = Tropic Thunder

I did the math and caught the new comedy by BEN STILLER called ‘Tropic Thunder’. It was so wrong it was all right. Fuck the incredible performance by ROBERT DOWNEY Jr. wearing blackface. BEN STILLER also performed in whiteface. What’s the name for the makeup that traditional Chinese theatre performers use? The best acting was put in by TOM CRUISE performing in fatface. Imagine the dance scene from ‘Risky Business’ times 10.

This movie is so retarded I can’t even think of where to begin. Fuck it, I will start at the beginning. ‘Tropic Thunder’ makes you realize how much of the entertainment we filter through our eyes is just inane rubbish. It gives you this message with pointed un-intentions. There is nothing serious about this film. From the front to the back it is simply a tour de farce. Props to BEN STILLER for proving he can hang with the ADAM McKAYs and the JUDD APATOWs.

I’ve been on a BEN STILLER kick lately too. Maybe I was subconsciously prepping for this film. There’s something about Mary is my shit. I can watch that joint at least once a month. I know STILLER didn’t write that flick but he pwns the character. Did any of you see the film ‘Flirting With Disaster’? That shit was heeeelarious. If anyone wants my VHS tape for either of these holler back. STILLER kills in both of those movies.

‘Tropic Thunder’ is one of those films like ‘Friday’ that you have to keep a copy of just for when your ass needs to take that “sick” day (read: smoke weed and walk around in your drawls) off from work. But if you put some fuckin’ pants on I will come over with the weed.

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NERDS STAND UP!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

nerd king

I’m off to get my Clone Wars saga right.

Gonna top it off with a little ‘Tropic Thunder’.

The early buzz is that ROBERT DOWNEY Jr. is an effin’ genius.

I don’t see anything wrong with a little cultural misappropriation, when it’s done fresh-like.

Shout to the homey ZAKEE for the tee shirt hook up.

estar guars

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, August 15th, 2008

chicago

While in Chi-Town, iNternets Celebrities super director and sneaker fiend CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI sends me pics of the most Hip-Hop sneakers. Evar.

CAS said he would copp me a pair, but I can’t choose which one.

makavelis

Do I run with the flamingo gangster themed patent leather colorway or do I copp the snakeskin accented bootlegg Air Force 1’s? I will let y’all decide

makavelis

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ICE T >>> SOULJA BOY

Friday, August 15th, 2008

coco

My badd to the DP Dot Com fam that came up on this flagrant NSFW pic when I first let this drop fly. I need to not get get any of y’all fiscal situations fucked the fuck up when you read this blog from ya’ grizzlies. The PrA’li fund ain’t gonna get us all high. Shout to my ni- LionXL

Maybe when Soulja Boy Tell’Em grows up he might have a chick that lets him ‘Superman ‘dat ho’ in front of an audience of 500 sweaty men who mostly last saw a real live titty when they were being breastfed. That ICE T exploits his wife on stage during Body Count’s rendition of ‘KKK Bitch’ isn’t what makes him so much greater than Soulja Boy. What makes ICE T so much greater are all the hardcore anthems he crafted that still matter sixteen years later to the 500+ people gathered here in Brooklyn to see him perform. Will anyone be doing that for Soulja Boy even two years from now? I doubt it.

The Body Count show was so fucking awesome bananas that I am going back again tonight. I’m going back to see COCO’s magnificent mammaries. And I’m not even a titty man like that. Mostly I’m going to rock the fuck out with Body Count who were everything that I hoped they’d be as live performers. They jumped the fuck around and moshed with us and they motherfucking shredded their axes like animals. They were fucking beasts. The crowd was out of control. The venue was next door to a police precinct. When ‘Cop Killer’ came on the joint exploded. I have no fucking voice right now.

I had to turn around this morning and go to a project meeting in lower Manhattan at 9am. Then head back to my base office for my unit’s monthly staff meeting. I feel like a sack of shit stuffed in a pillowcase. I’m still going to that show tonight. It was the best live performance I have seen in a minute. I wish Game Rebellion had been there. I would have loved for them to see these old men slay the motherfucking crowd. Figuratively, and literally. Body Count covered a Slayer track too. Plus they closed the show doing a HENDRIX song. Damn sonn, I am on some wild fanboy shit right now.

BODY COUNT
Europa
98 Meserole Ave, Brooklyn
6pm

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