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And Biggie Just Died Again…
Saturday, March 8th, 2008
Rap music is gheyer than a bag of penises. Go get a late pass.
The above pic copped from BOSSIP.COM is for the condom promotion that Lil’ Wang is doing. Just when I think he has found the lowest level of jailhouse homoerotica he can pose for he finds a lower level. I won’t ever say that there is something wrong with being ghey, but the level of gheyness in rap music is now even more over the top as the phony gangsterism.
Lil’ Wang has become so ghey that he makes KANYE WEST and JOHN LEGEND appear hyper-hetero. At the end of the day I suppose it is a good thing that Wang uses condoms. Since the GARY BUSEY type dude with the wack hairpiece and the aviator shades looks like he is about to give it to Wang without any leather so soft tenderness. By the time he’s finished all that shit on the hood of the car is going to be inside Lil’ Wang’s poopchute.
Maybe instead of calling these condoms ‘Strapped’ they should be calling these joints ‘Pause’.
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The Last Real 14th-Letter-Bomb Alive…
Friday, February 29th, 2008
Editor’s note: Two words… 40 and DIESEL.
Peace party people, I’ve been owing Dallas and the beloved community here at DP.com a drop for a minute. I missed out on Negroe Hiss-tray Munph and I actually had my shillz lined up to flip an ill gem on Billy Sunday’s etemology of the word “Neggar”. Don’t be lost on the Teutonic roots of the word because one of the patron saints of Germany is a “nigga” himself – St. Maurice. Do the knollie, even though they white washed JC the Nazarene the pundits at Nicea kept ol’ Mo as dark as a sack of African Black.
But I’m getting sidetracked. I was and still am struggling with some BS legal biz that I can’t speak on which kinda had your dude in the dumps, however I’m using this drop to say I’m back and I owe this in part to one man…
Sir Clarence Willams III – “The Last Real 14th Letter Bomb Alive”
I first came across C-Dubbz as a youngin’ watching ‘Purple Rain’ because I was too young to get in to ‘The Mod Squad’. I was intrigued and terrified by this white woman slapping, alcoholic, failed musician stuck on the south side of Minneapolis (it’s only now I realize as a man I’d probably pretty upset if I was stuck in cold ass pre-NBA Minny and had an androgynous son living in MY basement). Clarence Williams scared the shit outta me. With those intense glares and fucked up wig piece this dude meant business. Plus when his only retort to his hysterical wife was “DON’T I KEEP THE HEAT ON?”, I figured Ike Turner and Francis L. probably hung out when Ike was in town.
CW would continue to make appearances and I noticed this common thread in his performances. He seemed to always play this man who’s gotten his ass kicked by The Man, the world, the needle, whatever and no matter how broken the character, no matter how flawed, he always kept an air of dignity. It was this “I ain’t dead yet muhfucka” demeanor that made you have to give his due, because no matter his foibles he was still a man. For example:
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‘Deep Cover’ (1992) C-Dubbz played the role of Taft, the outta touch detective who still thought he could save the world with his outmoded tactics of his badge and his Bible. Probably a running joke in the precinct but he stayed true, and Fish’s character knew he was right. |
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‘Sugar Hill’ (1994) CW3 went in as A.R. Skruggs, the cliched ex-jazz musician junkie and failed hustler. Though his sons are successes on the street and he’s a hot mess his sons still understand that he’s their dad. A.R. is the conscience of his children – the constant reminder of the ills of their trade.. |
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‘Hoodlum’ (1997) Mister Clarence in the role of Bub Hewlett, the Negroe henchman of Dutch Schultz and “Uncle Tom” thug. Its hard out there for Bub. Constantly disrespected by his boss (“Don’t be proud!”) and the people of Harlem. No wonder he had a ‘tude. But he was not to be fucked with either and in the end helped engineer the Dutchman’s demise. |
So all of this to say what? The roles of Clarence Willams III have done more to encompass the every man of black men in America. He represents the downtrodden man who’s become engulfed by the demons he’s taken on just to cope in this world. But even in the midst of this he retains a level of respect and manhood that he will not let you forget even in its darkest moments. We’ve all, friends seen uncles, cousins, oldheads in the barber shop, fathers & relatives of friends, and even ourselves that make the roles of CW3 that much more real.
What I’ve taken from the repertoire of Sir Clarence, is that even in your lowest moments, even when the rest of the world may view you one level about dog shit, you still have to steel yourself and keep that glare. That fire in your eyes no matter how small that cuts through all the judgmental bullshit, which makes a muhfucka think twice when he’s about to write you off. Because even if you cant say it, those windows of the soul lets everyone know that “I might be fucked up now, but I’m still a fuckin’ man and don’t you forget that!”
Thank you Clarence, thank you for reminding me when I had a lapse and was wallowing on my bullshit to keep that fire in the eye.
I Blame White People…
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008
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On this day forty three years ago Malcolm X was murdered in Harlem. I don’t accuse white of that since we all know that it was orchestrated by a secret cabal of powerful and influential Chicago-based Blacks, namely Louis Farrakhan, Oprah Winfrey and Michael Jordan. What I am blaming white for today is even more tragic than Detroit Red’s death.
Will.I.Am to be cast in upcoming X-Men prequel?!?
Only white could have fucked this shit up. How the hell does Will.I.Am even get a consideration to ruin the greatest comicbook franchise of the modern era? I suppose Black people deserve a small amount of blame for the fact that some Blacks had to birth this dude, but after that it falls squarely on the shoulders of white. Who else is even remotely familiar with his catalog of music? Black folks sniffed this kid out from the gate when they cast him off as a bootleg Wyclef Jean. And the only Black folks that fucks with Wyclef are Haitians. Give Haitians credit for their hardbody status. Them fools are so poor they eat dirt. Know from good music… Not so much.
I trust white for a lot of things but as soon as I take my eyes off them this shit pops up. When I read that Ghostface was being cast in the Iron Man movie I became even more hyped to see that shit. Good move white people. When Heath Ledger merc’ked himself after listening to the DallasPenn Dot Com Dark Knight mixtape I said, “Damn, not a good look white people.” White stays on some suicide shit for some reason as well as that shit were they shoot up a school and then kill themselves after, which is selfishly bitchmade I might add. After the Dark Knight movie premieres there will be a charity walk for suicide prevention. I am volunteering in the hopes of preventing another unnecessary media event like the death of Heath Ledger was.
There is one thing that I love white for[ll]. White Boy Weed. That shit is greener than a motherfucker. XXL Mag management doesn’t want me to espouse shit like drug abuse so I will tell all of y’all that “drugs are bad boys and girls” (Mr. Mackey voice). But if you know any white that is holding that good green please holla at your cousin. Another thing I have to give white props for is your puncuality. How the fuck do you spell that shit? You know what the fuck I’m talking about. When you tell Black people eight o’clock that means anything with an eight in it including 8:59. White folks, you were doing great shit up to this point. Don’t fuck up your legacy of good works by allowing Will.I.Am to fuck up the origins of the most hardbody superhero evar.
To all my respected white readers, I implore on you to call your t.I. fathers or uncles or whoever signs the movie studio checks and tell them to stop this madness at once. Will.I.Am will not stop until he has made Hip-Hop totally un-listenable and I am sure he has the same designs of cultural irrelevance planned for the X-Men franchise. Don’t let him taint the last vestige of enjoyable entertainment left in America. You have the power to stop him.