Archive for the ‘iNternets Celebrities’ Category

Afro-Punk Gets Activated…

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

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Don’t be fooled by their promo pic. Activator will punch you and your mother in the mouf. In the ‘last of a dying breed’ category we have one of the most hardcore punk bands since Minor Threat.

Activator was on the Def Jux roster until the label imploded. The band still remains and the boys still rock. Activator will be one of the legendary bands performing on the Afro-Punk stage at Commodore Barry Park outside of the Brooklyn Navy Yard this Saturday.


Activator – ‘Shackle’


Activator – ‘Unfortunate Lovely’

Activator will bring their hardcore punk steez to the people at the 2010 Afro-Punk Festival this Saturday, June 26. Also on the bill: Game Rebellion, Ninjasonik, The Bots, P.O.S., BAD BRAINS!

Click here to download Activator’s freEP ‘Unfortunate Lovely

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WIG OWNERS > WIG BRUSHERS:The Kobe Report…

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

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I’m not a Kobe stan by any stretch of the imagination, but I will tell you this…

KOBE > LeBRON

Okay, my bad. That was stannish. Slightly lightly. Riddle me this tho’ hoopsheads…

Kobe > Jordan?

In a few more years some of you may have to admit that Kobe Bryant was better than Michael Jordan.

The above statement looks like multi-tiered blasphemy today, but I’m asking some of you to consider a future where Kobe Bryant has won more than six championships and scored more points, and given more assists, and won more big games.

It will be ever so close tho’ and decided by percentage points. I don’t know math too tough so I’ma have to take out my crayons and the what not. Let’s use what we got to see what we see true believers. -(c)Stan Lee x George Clinton

Kobe is becoming the Showbee we always knew he could be.

However, Michael Jordan remains the generational standard bearer because you can’t count anyone who played in the tight pants era(Russell, Chamberlain, Magic, Bird). Kobe would have been just like Jerry West if he played in that era, but Kobe is in the Long Shorts era. In the Long Shorts era the team game is supplanted by the megastar. His journey has to be spectacularly singular. That’s what the marketing division said.

Jordan was able to develop the ego to fit the Stern School of Athletic Business model. Kobe doesn’t have the ego to match Michael Jordan’s. Kobe walks alone off the court, but plays the team game when on it. Jordan takes a greater percentage of his team’s shots and then buys everyone beer and hoo ers after the game. I could go and on with anecdotal facts about both players but I know why you fux with DP.com anyhoo.

The pictures and graphical shit.

Just know that one of these days you gonna have to give Kobe some of Jordan’s wigs.

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G.O.A.T. Longshortsmen Graphical Shit

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Jordan edges Kobe FG percentagewise and also takes more shots per minutes of playing time. Jordan is the one who ISN’T passing the ball.

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For the average of 3-pointers attempted per minute of playing time Kobe goes in from deep [ll] more than Jordan does. Kobe is slightly more accurate also.

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Kobe better FT shooter and averages more attempts per game.

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Push on the rebounds. Kobe on the assists. Jordan edges on the steals. Push on the blocks.

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Jordan is a better corporate chump.

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Jordan is also a major D-bag. I’ma let Chamillionaire tell it.

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Kobe has better advisors. Michael loses a record amount to alimony and he wears a nazi moustache.

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Kobe likes to stuff it in the poophoop [ll].

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At the end of the day who cares about these assholes?

I’ve got a fux’n headache.

MEYHEM LAUREN YACHT CLUB…

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

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Meyhem Lauren drops gemstones.

Hardbody in the streets.

“Ay yo ain’t shit changed
Its still crime on the mind.
We got fiends killing nicks
like Reggie Miller in his prime.”


Meyhem Lauren – ‘Another Hustle’

Meyhem goes hard on this J-Love track from the ‘Unstoppable‘ tape.

Meyhem got the young Grown Man Rap rhymes.

That doing your thing in your 20’s stacking paper living life not using punctuation type shit.

But always repping the lifestyle for real.

Peep this Meyhem Lauren bootleg mixtape that is killing the internets!

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2 L’s up 2 mehdi

I Won’t Rock Vado’s ‘Polo’…

Friday, June 18th, 2010

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I can’t co-sign Vado’s track ‘Polo’ because it is about trendjumping and not lifestyle representing. It’s not that the song is bad either, but it don’t rep Polo for real Polo. PRL is so trendy right now I’m disgusted by the sight of it. I’ve got to snap this funk so I can get the momentum back up for the ‘Lo End Theory. Someone has to teach the youth the history which is really deeper than rap.


Vado – ‘Polo’

track via MarQ Spekt

Capone-N-Noreaga: Channel 10 Everlastin’…

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

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