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BEAST MUSIC…

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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Sean Price – Broken Safety 2(The Incredible P)

via the usual suspects (Nah x OS)

WU YORK CITY…

Friday, September 11th, 2009

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Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2 continues the real Hip-Hop takeover takeback of NYC.

Last nite the Wu show came to the legendary Sounds of Brazil in SoHo.

Just wait until Raekwon goes the Roots Jam Session @ the Highline Ballroom.

My stannery will finds it zenith.

Believe it. I seen it.

The Champ Is Here…

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

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Sean Price is the Hank McCoy of the rap game.

Sonn is a beast.

The Kimbo Price mixtape will roll out on the streets after DuckDown Records releases the ‘Survival Skills’ LP featuring Buckshot and KRS-1. I’m hype for y’all to hear this joint. For those of y’all that fux with hard beats and even harder rhymes Kimbo Price is gonna be the antidote to the skinny jeans emo rap that plays all day every day on your radios.

The Kimbo Price mixtape is the precursor to the next Sean Price album ‘Mic Tyson’. Give Sean Price credit for introducing his music with the dopest concepts. From Donkey Sean Jr. to the Monkey Barz abum, from Jesus Price Superstar to the Master P album. All of these projects are consistently great music. Sean Price is the best rapper on the internets.

The Kimbo Price mixtape boasts features from Boot Camp Clik stalwarts like Rock from Heltah Skeltah and Ruste Juxx as well as Duck Down members Torae and Skyzoo. There are also appearances from Poison Pen, Royce da’ 5-9 and production from P.F. Cuttin’. This mixtape is going to have some of the hardest rhymes you hear this year. Make sure you wear the proper headgear or you might get knocked the fux out.

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DuckDown featuring Skyzoo and Torae


MegaSean (Hail Meg!)


Boostin’ Mobiles

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pix courtesy of JazminMillion

MomDukes x Jesus = Sailor Mouf Shutdown…

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

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^ is prA’li cursing

Mom Dukes called me on the jack to leave me a voicemail…

“This is your mother. I was watching a video of you on the internet. You curse too much.”

Mind you that she is the one that taught me to curse. So I call her back and our conversation goes something like this.

“Mom what is going on?”
“You curse too much on the internet.”
“The INTERNETS ma.”
“Yeah whatever”
“I have to curse alot mom or the people I’m talking to won’t hear me.”
“They can hear you easily you have a big mouth.”
“I mean they won’t hear my message”
“What message? That cursing is okay? Jesus wouldn’t appreciate that.”
“I bet Jesus was cursing when they were nailing his hands.”
“All that cursing embarrassed me. You are embarrassing to me.”
“Leave a comment on the video then.”
“I couldn’t even watch it.”
Thank you mom, talk to you later.”

Why did Jesus even give old people the internets?

So they could harass their children?

I’m going to go for one week without cursing on this website. That is all I can promise. If it feels good to me then I may extend my ban on profanity. Don’t get it twisted tho’. I will still fux with naps.

@mosNYC 4th Anniversary Jumpoff…

Friday, September 4th, 2009

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NYC is so wild I have to laugh to myself sometimes. I ran into my homey Dominican Chris on the subway Wednesday afternoon. Chris gets it in hardbody for the kicks. He used to work for Dr.Jays. Chris is a super SFU All-Star. He asks me if I’m going to the Harlem @mos (at-mus) store for their anniversary party the following night? Now I am. Sheeeeeeeid. @mos throws the best parties on 125th Street second only to the Apollo Theatre. All I know is that this joint is def gonna be an obama and it might even have grub. An obama is one thing, but a 2-4-none?!? Drinks, food and no cover? Act like you know internets.

I decided to boogie uptown directly afterwork. I figured I could play the strip and people watch until the doors cracked. 125th Street is one of the greatest people watching areas in the city. Madd folks hustling and bustling. 25th is still 25th even with the big box retailers putting their footprints on the sidewalk. Street vendors have their turf also and the uneasy alliance continues. There was a huge crowd on Lenox for some vendors pushing MICHAEL JACKSON memoribilia. If MICHAEL JACKSON could just die once every fiscal quarter Black folks might get economic footing straightened out. Harlem seemed a little danced out but then when I walked past the state building on 7th Avenue I understood why.

Harlem Week had just finished. What had been only 7 days of negro nonsense just twenty years ago was now Black bullshit for the whole month of August. Some people consider that to be progress. The truth is that Harlem is the heart of the American Black body. New blood always fills the arterial avenues and the capillary concourses. And it don’t stop. It’s only just begun. Peace to DJ Disco Wiz. He made sure I got into the building real early. Actually, the @mos staffer that I politic’d with at the Air Yeezy release saw me and let me fall through. The biggest lesson I have learned in this city is that you better be respectful to everyone because you will see them again and you might need them to co-sign your shit.

The scene inside the @mos store is high-end retail design. It’s a veritable downtown gallery on 125th Street. The sneakers on display are framed like pieces of art. The scenesters are all dressed up like SoHo hipsters or lower East Side punks. Everyone’s underwear is showing. Even mine, by accident(natch) due to my silly oversized shorts. The night featured an actual art exhibition that confirmed the gallery layout of the space. Graffiti legend JamesTOP had more than a dozen original pieces hanging throughout. The old and the new was all together thanks to @mos. Big up to Fab 5 Freddy. The godfather of Hip-Hop. He’s everywhere you want to be. If you don’t see Fab 5 then wherever you at ain’t really live.