Archive for the ‘Talking Shit’ Category

The Windex Kid For The Win…

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

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Chi-Town’s very own The Windex Kid is the winner of the 2009 DP.com NCAA Final 4 pool. TWK has been on a Chicago roll ever since BARACK OBAAMA won the election and KanYe West released ‘808s & Heartbreak’. You can’t tell him nuthin’.

Since I kick his ass on the handball court whenever we get it poppin’ at least he can talk shit about coming from last to first when it counted.

Shouts to all the winners from this year’s pool.

Catch y’all in the fall for football season.

LEVI 2 SARAH: STOP TRIPPIN’!

Monday, April 6th, 2009

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I wonder if we will learn the truth about BRISTOL PALIN’s pregnancy from her baby daddy’s appearance on the TYRA BANKS show airing today?

Once and for all I need to know if TRIG PALIN is really TRIPP JOHNSTON PALIN or whatever.

Who Is For The Children?!?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

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DP Iz 4 Tha’ Kidz…

The US economy has dipped so low that even white babies are being abandoned on the sidewalks.

White baby dolls that is.

Reminiscing on the Kenneth Clark experiments of the 1950’s we find that in a downturned, depressed economy not even the doll that resembles a white child is one that people want to adopt.

Behold, A Pale White Horse…

Monday, March 30th, 2009

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Daddy’s little girl is all grown up now.

ASHLEY BIDEN is being dragged through the mud after purportedly being secretly videotaped sniffing that Dwight Gooden white pudding.

How the hell do you think she maintains her figure?

Tae-Bo?

Cardio?

Hells no!

BLOW!

And I’m not talking Kurtis, ya’ deeeg?


Kurtis Blow – ‘The Breaks’


Rick James – ‘Superfreak’


Eddie Murphy – ‘Party All The Time’


Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 – ‘White Lines (Don’t Do It)’


Laid Back – ‘Ride The White Horse’

Hottentot Venus For The Win…

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

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As Women’s History Month winds down I thought I would just give a shout out to my homegirls over at ProperTalks for all the good work they do in speaking the truth to the youth.

As a matter of fact I want to give a shout out to all the women who are working their damnedest to bring some equitable justice to the disenfranchised women all over the world.

And a special shout out to all those women taking their destinies into their own hands one piece of clothing at a time.