Archive for the ‘Weird Science’ Category

Redbone In Blackface…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

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Poor little rich girl BeYonce can’t seem to get any good press lately. Her latest media kerfluffle is about the chic artsy photos she took for some French fashion mag. In the photos she has makeup applied to darken her face.

About gotdamn time!

BeYonce’s ENTIRE media history presentation has been about highlighting all of her features which are Eurocentric. Her fake blonde hair. Her airbrushed lightened complexion. Her blue eyes?!?!? The only way BeYonce has identified with the Black experience in America is her silly name. Okay, my bad, also her Venus of Hottentot backside. My bad for omitting that.

Black girls have the hardest way to go when they choose to be fashion models. The industry that fetishizes Black girls does not fux with them fashionistically. This is why folks are consuming hair straightening and skin bleaching cremes like its nobody’s business. Still and all, Beyonce’s team wouldn’t know how to spin this story if I wrote it for them.

It’s Black History Month (ugghh, yeah I know) followed by Women’s History Month. Maybe someone could knock on Tina Knowles cement wig and tell her that her daughter is an icon for BLACK WOMEN. She should be pwning February and March as iconic as she is right now instead of backpedaling away from this story. Black women come in a myriad of complexions and BeYonce should act like she is celebrating that diversity.

Putting The Social In Media Week…

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

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My peeps at Rule4080.com stays in these streets

Social Media Week descended upon NYC along with Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week and just that normal NYChicanery that takes place every week.

Big up to Flud Watches, Pool vodka for hosting Torae at the Gallery Bar in L.E.S. upon the release of his latest project titled ‘H<3RT FAILURE’. Think of this album as an 808’s and Heartbreaks for the hardbody, knuckle punch rap set. This joint is for the brothers who might just hit a broad if she needs that kind of discipline.

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Some ladies like it rough too. I will bet you that Lethal Lipps wouldn’t mind being slapped in the mouf.

Diesel came out to party along with the Flud Watch boss Doug C.

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I ended up snatching a bottle of Pool vodka from the next party at Stay Lounge along with a container of white cranberry juice. Diesel and I then proceeded to continue the drinky drink off in the corner without interruption.

Pool vodka is bringing that smurfberry juice back to the nightclub scene. Don’t front and act like you don’t want any.

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That blue shit is bananas but at least it tastes better than the period punch looking Nuvo. The people at EMI were handing out bottles of that shit to anyone who came to their offices to listen to Raekwon’s latest album ‘Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang’.

I kept it strictly Goose and cranberry.

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Rule4080 and OKayPlayer will attest that I was not OD on this night of being social. Raekwon is back on his metaphysical old man rap steez with this album. It follows the concept of the Shaolin school doing battle against the Wu-Tang school because unbeknownst to them they are being manipulated by outside forces to reveal their secret techniques. Some Gordon Liu rapper type shit.

The album has several bangers including the opening title track which also has a video. Raekwon definitely fux with social media to move his music to the masses. Raekwon’s TWitter game is the new Tiger Style.

VWFTW!

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

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Star Wars anything is a win in my book.

But y’all already knew that.

WHERE’s THE BEEF?!?

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

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Wendy’s had a murderous series of commercials back in the 1980s all about fast food restaurants using massive buns and tiny burgers.

The catchphrase was ‘Where’s the beef [ll]?”

Fast forward to 2010 and Taco Bell is being sacked with a class action lawsuit because their ‘beef’ products contain less than 35% of ground beef. Here’s a list of all the other shit in their ‘beef’ products…

Beef, water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate

Taco Bell = 35% beef and 65% bullshit!

The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Friday, January 21st, 2011

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Deep inside a cave in the New Hampshire mountains the Timberland scientists have been doing gene splicing with some of their boots in order to create some of the most rough and rugged styles known to man.

It is deep within these mountains that Timberland extracts the raw materials with which they use for making all of their boots. The magnificent ‘Boot’ molecule.

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Using their weird science and passion for making the longest lasting shoes know to man Timberland has developed the Furious Fusion series of boots. These are field boots and day hikers that might just be the last pair of boots you ever need to buy.

The designs are reminiscent of styles from back in the day but the materials are totally futuristic and eco-minded. The Fusion Field boot is my favorite style. DrJays.com has dropped the price down to $65 from $140. Whoa! I might have to copp myself another pair to keep on ice.

Haha. Do you see what I just said?

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