Do y’all fools notice that everytime the federalies go crazy and arrest immigrants we get a touch of the cooties in our food supply?
There may not be any respect for the plowmen in precincts like Washington D.C., but I fully respect the folks that put their hands on my food. Agriculture is backbreaking work, especially in this hot ass heat.
That’s why I will not say a gotdamn thing sideways about a Mexican until at least the autumn harvest.
I’ll be the first person to rail against profiling when it comes to accusing people of terrorist behavior, but the police need to tape Hindurabic peoples arms to their waists when these fools come on the subway after a full day of work.
This nigger had the rice-picking-nerve to have BOTH of his arms raised. Imagine coming from the hot ass humidity of a subway platform into downwind range of this dude…
You know that we have pretty much left the Earth in some fucked the fuck up condition when NASA starts going in hard to get motherfuckers off the planet. Mars, the moon, fuck it, anywhere but here. There’s only one little problem with prolonged space travel…
Number one.
Yep, numero uno in grade school parlance, or you could call it urine like most grown ups do. Pissing in space is a problem because the pee water contains all kinds of particulates that accumulate inside of the waste containment system. The acidity of urine is also highly corrosive. To test the waste systems of a new capsule being prepared for lunar travel NASA’s contractors are looking for a veritable shitload of piss.
If ever there was an assignment tailor-made for the iNternets Celebrities, this would be it.
The i.C.’s are the future party people, and the future is now.
Okay the future was then, but you missed it. Here comes the future again right now.
Damn, there it went.
You have to be on time if you want to be part of the future. In the following movie Rafi and I will travel to the future in order to de-segregate breakfast and lunch. Can’t we all sit together at the table of low nutritional value fastfood brotherhood? Hells Chea! But that requires that you get to McDonald’s by 10:55am. Right before the menu board is irrevocably switched from breakfast to lunch. Order your breakfast as you would like it. While you stand at the counter in the moments that will be required for your order to be completed, let’s call that the time-space continuum, place your lunch order.
You have just traveled to the future. It is a place where eggs come together with premium LUNCH chicken meat as well as Swiss cheese, Canadian bacon, French fries and a marvel of American engineering… Syrup-injected bread. This my friends is how you travel on an international spaceship. Don’t forget to add the premium honey mustard sauce to keep all the parts well lubricated and don’t you dare let anyone ever tell you how to eat your food.
You are from the future…
Whenever I think of the summertime my mind turns to thoughts of breasts. Large ones, small ones, areolas and nipples. Most women are pretty self conscious about their breasts too no matter how they look. I can only imagine the feeling that women who have had surgery from breast cancer must feel. Not only is the treatment invasive and life threatening, but there is the psychological damage that cripples some women when they see themselves post-op.
The Lord knows how us men feel about our ballsachs.
I caught a nice little article on my commute today inside of the Wall Street Journal. It describes how doctors are now incorporating the procedures of cosmetic surgeons into the operation for women who are being treated for breast cancer. It is no longer simply enough to remove the cancerous tissue. Doctors are considering the mental well being of the women being treated by making sure that their breasts look healthy and normal.
New Surgery Eases the Toll Of Breast Cancer
Now while I thought this was a great initiative by surgeons who wanted to provide better service to the patients suffering from cancer I realized what was at the root of this trend. Breast augmentation has overtaken nose reconstruction and even liposuction as the most popular procedure choice for cosmetic surgery. I remarked to C.S. that I saw a few high school grads in St. Maarten with their “new boobs from Daddy” graduation present. Not that I was even looking like that.
Cancer surgeons are trying to come up on some of that 90210 cosmetic surgery scrilla. I ain’t mad at them either. If it ultimately means that someone only goes under the knife once for a removal and reconstruction operation then so be it. We have all seen the dangers posed by cosmetic surgery. From Dr. DONDA WEST to MICHAEL JACKSON. This combination surgery doesn’t just save lives it restores dignity and that helps the mamas and the gra’mas get their sex appeal right.
It’s the summertime party people but don’t forget about National Breast Cancer Awareness month in October. As a matter of fact, I suggest you use the summer time to perform as many breast examinations as possible.