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Generally Speaking, Totally Out Of Pocket…

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

mchrystal

^ Unfortunately for Gen. McChrystal its too late for the buttoned lip strategy…

Some military leaders are totally the movie. They are uncomfortable around people who don’t wear their uniform. I used to think it was because there was some ghey oath they all take. You know, ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’? That may be only part of the reason. The main reason is that these people are generally anti-social pricks. I mean, if your business model is essentially to kill, maim and capitalize people’s lives you’re clock is off a few clicks. I suppose the world turns with everyone having their own personal moral compass for direction and mental clock to let them know what time it really is.

Maybe that is the real reason that U.S. General Stanley McChrystal spazzed out at length in front of a Rolling Stone reporter about the administration in D.C., the war in Afghanistan, and just everything in general. Life is far too short to remain as wound up as he was and not have some epic calamitous spin out. Speaking of the war in Afghanistan… It sux. Thank God for British Petroleum’s Gulf debacle of the microscope would have been deeper into the ass of the failed strategy in Afghanistan. Recently the Pentagon informed us that there was trillions of dollars of mineral resources in Afghan soil. And they weren’t even talking about heroin.

The President relieves General McChrystal of his post in Afghanistan. The general can now return to his wife of 33 years and take her on dates to White Castke or Jack In The Box or wherever rich people go to appear normal. In the meantime and in between time more American lives are being committed to the mountains of Kabul and Khandahar with no end in sight. Maybe that will be the subject of the general’s upcoming speaking engagements alongside Sarah Palin no doubt.

Going ‘rogue’ is the new Black.

The Runaway General

One Day It Will All Make Sense…

Monday, June 14th, 2010

elemental

Just prA’li not in our lifetime tho’…

While the Gulf of Mexico will be fucked the fuck up for a long ass time there is some other shit we have been fucking up since the G Dubbz administration. Namely, Afghanistan.

Afghanistan seemed like a shithole to me. Especially when you looked at all those pics from the days of their war with the Russians. I mean yeah, they have hell’a poppy fields and that helps the heroin dealers move horse like a mother, but do we need to keep losing American lives so the Amy Winehouses and Lindsay Lohans can stay lifted? My problem was that I wasn’t using the molecular microscopes that the Pentagon has in effect.

Afghanistan looks like a land filled with deserts of sheepherders when in reality they might be one of the richest nations on the planet. All that bombing we have done to the Afghan terrain in search of, er, yeah, has uncovered a vast wealth of mineral resources that were previously unaccounted for. Something to the tune of trillions of dollars in mineral wealth. Iron, copper, gold, cobalt and LITHIUM. Wait until the Energizer bunny hears about all the lithium they have in Afghanistan. And you know that dude doesn’t stop beating his war drum for nothing.

He just keeps going, and going, and going…

The Gulf of Mexico? That shit will be clean enough to drink from in a few years and life will return to that region.

Afghanistan? Not so much.

WEED >>> COKE…

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

jamaica

Jamaica has one single avenue for feeding its people and that is being taken away from them.

It’s not like the Jamaicans are being conscripted to traffick cocaine, the Mexicans are doing that shit hardbody.

Jamaicans have weed and Christy’s of Flatbush Ave beef patties and that is it. So it’s no small wonder that civilians are willing to die for their weed owners. No one else is putting bread on their tables. Certainly not the government which has been hamstrung by the International Monetary Fund.

Someone better tall these rich folks to come up off of some of their stacks so that these poor people can get a meal. Jamaica isn’t much different from Camden, New Orleans, Detroit, or Brooklyn.

Capitalism Needs Some Compassion…

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

gulf oil

The similarity between the two ecological disasters in the Gulf coast region was that the government entrusted the well being of its citizens to private corporations: the company that was supposed to monitor the structural stability of the levees and the company that was supposed to ensure the safety of the oil drilling apparatus.

The problem with public safety is when it doesn’t add into the bottom line.

Capitalism is a machine that is bigger than my understanding. The whirring parts that distract me are there to diffuse accountability. The thing we know for sure is that the machine makes money, but who gets it? And isn’t the responsibility of protecting the people ultimately the obligation of the dude getting all the cake?

Capitalism needs compassion for it to remain sustainable.

Otherwise it has to devour everything. Naturally.

The Boondocks Are All The Way Back…

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

boondocks

Aaron MacGruder didn’t waste anytime during the return of his animated television show to barbecue some sacred Black African American Negro cows.

Let’s see if the Boondocks makes it thru the full season. #iHipHop