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POLITRICKS 2008: By The Time I Get To Arizona…
Friday, October 3rd, 2008
I have this dream about relocating to Phoenix.
Sometimes my memory is dangerously short though.
Alamo from the Brand Nubians reminded me tonight about JOHN McCAIN’s opposition to the MLK Jr. federal holiday.
Damn, this meatball McCAIN is extra chump status.
He supported the supremacist governor EVAN MEACHAM in overturning the holiday only to have to become an adversary with him after MEACHAM had been impeached.
*makes mental note to urinate on MEACHAM’s gravesite by the time I get to Arizona*
BACK IN A NEW YORK GROOVE…
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
Ace Frehley (KISS) – ‘New York Groove’*
*DP Fun Fact is that I got this album for my birthday thirty years ago
**DP Dot Com Free Shit goes out to anyone NOT named Dart Adams that can tell me Ace Frehley’s stage name with KISS.
There is so much shit we have to discuss this week. First off, let me say thank you to everyone who sent me their love this week. Your thoughts and prayers brought me and C.S. home safely. NHJIC.
Okay, so my Mets really did shitbag the season didn’t they? If OMAR MINAYA wants to keep his job he better start finding some players that speak english. No more of this latin bullshit. There ain’t nothing good going down in Latin America so these ballplayers better learn to speak some English and real fuckin’ quick. Let’s see how much CARLOS DELGADO likes playing for the San Juan Rooster Legs.
New York City is on hype overload right now. There are too many parties going down with obamas included. The VH-1 Hip-Hop Honors are also taping live tomorrow night. I don’t have RAFI available to help me beauregarde the red carpet press area this year so I am going in a different direction altogether. Stay tuned for what transpires. I promise that it will be funny if nothing else.
The BUSCHE administration bailout plan records a massive fail and we are all still alive. Who knew?
We need to discuss some of this shit…
DP = Dividends Panic…
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Here’s why I am shitting briks after the JPMorgan Chase takeover of Washington Mutual…
I still owe JPMorgan Chase a grip from a defaulted credit card. These fucks shut me down back and April and garnished my entire grip. I had seven stacks in my account and several checks in the mail for big amounts. That garnishment put me in the worst effing hole in my life. Too bad I couldn’t have Congress erase my debts like they are doing for the screwups on Wall Street.
Now that I have my paycheck coming directly to Washington Mutual I better shut this account down and take my ass back to the check cashing spot on Junction Boulevard. In another few years there will only be one bank left in America. I bet its gonna be Chase too. They are so ruthless with their credit card interest fees. That is the heart of capitalism too. The idea is to straight up capitalize on motherfuckers. To kick niggas in the teeth when they are down on the ground.
This is why I don’t think we should be giving welfare to capitalists. Let those fags burn in the fiscal ether they created. Okay, I know nothing is that simple, but how the hell do the CEO’s of Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, AIG and all these other bankrupted corporation get to keep their scrilla but my ass gets garnished for some shit I bought back in 2002? Garnishing some of these fuckers golden parachutes will certainly allay some of the money that we taxpayers are laying out.
Say no to less regulation of our banking system.
Say hell no to executive packages paid for with our money.
Say HELL FUCKING NO to a suspension of the capital gains tax.
POLITRICKS 2008: The Great Debaters…
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Even though I am down here in Barbados I am still a junkie for politricks so before C.S. and I hit the town on last night for the famous Friday night fish fry in Oistins we watched the presidential nominees debate. I called JOHN McCAIN the winner just on the fact that he kept repeating his mantra that BARACK OBAAMA wasn’t experienced enough to be commander in chief. BARACK also lost points for NOT jabbing McCAIN when he was obviously weak.
McCAIN also provided more theater than OBAAMA did which is the key to winning these types of debates. Real facts are the last thing that you want to use in this forum. Sketchy lies and innuendo are supreme and JOHN McCAIN has mastered at least that much for his career. The fact that OBAAMA still hasn’t addressed McCAIN’s censure for the Keating 5 scandal, especially during the current fiscal crisis in Washington says to me that the Democratic party still isn’t ready to get back into the White House.
Do you think that OBAAMA could have that mark on his record without the Republican press machine reminding the American voter about it on some ‘swift boat’ type shit? Step your game up Dems or shut the eff up and sit the eff down. SARAH SILVERMAN also has some advice…