Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

POLITRICKS 2008: The Empire Strikes Barack…

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

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I already told y’all way back that BILL CLINTON is a spy for the dark side…

POLITRICKS 2008: Digging For Delegates…

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

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HRC goes in deep for superdelegates…

I don’t like to do too much math nowadays outside of managing my perpetual personal debt ratio, but am I mistaken when I think that HILLARY CLINTON has no chance of winning the Democratic party’s nomination outright with pledged delegates?

Then why is she still campaigning?

In the larger scheme of things I think the Democratic party should lose some of their longtime liberal voters. The system the Democrats have in place with their superdelegates has the party sitting on the fence of respectability and of transparency. With the knowledge that you can ultimately be disenfranchised from your vote should make most people reconsider their party affiliation.

Not that things get any better on the Republican side of the game either. KARL ROVE is responsible for so much vote-rigging and other clandestine bullshit by himself he should have his own prison wing. National elections have so much money at stake that it doesn’t surprise me the length that politician will go to to disenfranchise voters. Look how fucked the fuck up our economy became in the only the first four years of the G DUBBZ administration.

That was a sign that BUSH’s acolytes were raiding the treasury, just like how the CLINTON’s looted the White House on their way out the front door. These folks are so brazen with their criminality because they know they can’t be prosecuted. Between the BUSH and CLINTON families penchant for stealing from Americans I wouldn’t be surprised if a poll tax were enacted if HRC was “elected” to the presidency. How else are we going to afford the flatware that she absconds with when she leaves office?

POLITRICKS 2008: Scorched Earth Campaigning…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

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Mama said knock YOUUUU out…

If you ask me, the campaign of HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON has tarnished BILL CLINTON’s legacy as president. It has forced me to re-examine his corporate malfeasance acceptance. His handshakes and winked eyes towards trade abroad and his insane record for sending Black men to prison like it was band camp.

BILL CLINTON never seemed as slick or dishonest when he was in office. Now its more obvious how grimey he can get. Didn’t he and HRC boost some of the furnishings from the White House? Prah’lee for BILL to put on eBay so that he could put funds into his escort hooker PayPal account.

HRC sure could use that money now as her campaign sets the political landscape on fire like southern California.

On one hand HRC says that OBAAMA ain’t hardbody enough to be president because here she is putting her hands in his face and he hasn’t even slapped her yet. You already know that BILL would have been slapped HRC by now. Whenever HRC trotted out a social program and the Rethug congress threw that shit on the wall she would get a ‘Ho Sit Down’ from her husband.

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Instead of simply just brushing the dirt off his shoulders, a ‘HO SIT DOWN‘ is what OBAAMA needs to give HILLARY CLINTON.

He needs to say, “Ho Sit Down! You is fucking up the Democratic party, and you know Black peoples love to get they leftwing party right”

Man. I wish OBAAMA talked like that all he time.

Although it would prah’lee mean that I was the only person that understood what he was saying.

And its not just a silly blogger like myself telling HRC that the time has come to fold up the tent. The CLINTON campaigns biggest financiers are starting to tighten their purses because she seems so desperate to win. Then HRC gets even more desperate and sullies the party even further. Girlboy TINA FEY can do only so much for HRC against the mulatto juggernaut named OBAAMA.

If HILLARY is determined to take this fight to the middle of August then she had better enlist a liteskin dynamo of her very own to combat OBAAMA’s audacity of optimism.

I’ve seen BeYONCE doing DirecTV commercials so she can’t be too expensive for the cash strapped CLINTON campaign.

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POLITRICKS 2008: Poll Dancing Fatigue…

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

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Remember when the early polls gave New Hampshire to CLINTON?

If I hear the results of another poll I will kill my television. I am so campaigned out that I don’t know if my brain will survive the trip to November. These fools have been in the news since the G Dubbz administrations mid-term elections of 2006.

The real problem for me, the average American voter, is that I know all this bullshit about these candidates that is wholly irrelevant to the job of being the president of the United States. The mainstream media outlets parade countless talking heads in front of the camera who know absolutely nothing. What are these fucks talking about? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

The NYTimes stopped being a reliable source of information for truth to my eyes when they helped the district attorney railroad those teenagers falsely accused in the Central Park jogger rape case. The NYTimes is putting BARACK OBAAMA’s candidacy on those same railroad tracks. I can’t help but read the New York Times even though I know it is all about stuffwhitepeoplelike, but that is ultimately why I can’t put it down either. I too want to speak the cultural language of supremacy. At least I want a heads up for when chattel slavery is re-enacted.

MAUREEN DOWD’s NYTimes Op-Ed: Wilting Over Waffles

You have to read her writing to really understand how she speaks when she isn’t feigning her airs of gentility. DOWD certainly uses the ‘ger’ spelling of the ‘N’ word. Maybe she thinks she is entitled to that since her father was an immigrant from Ireland? Maybe her acerbic N-word entitlement comes from her being a lipstick lesbian? For whatever reason that she thinks HILLARY CLINTON has shown BARACK OBAAMA unworthy of the democratic party nomination she is still part of the problem.

The problem is that mainstream media is a celebration of the cult of personality, and BARACK OBAAMA is the only presidential candidate WITH a personality. It has become impossible to deny him, and at the same time he is making every other candidate look as hypocritical as they truly are. OBAAMA has found a way to appear even more sincere than BILL CLINTON did. For that reason alone you are going to have to elect him as a president. Eff HILLARY, and her minions, and their subtle politricks of supremacy.

Keeping It Montreal…

Monday, April 21st, 2008

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Big up to the Habs’ center SAKU KOIVU who returned to the ice after suffering a broken foot.

Hockey players >>hardbody>> everyone other living mammal.

You have to show love to the Habs when you blow through Quebec and that is what I am doing right now. Chocolate Snowflake decided to treat me to a long weekend at this city along the St.Lawrence River. Montreal is an old school port city like New York, or Philly or even Boston of course. I need to make a run to Boston to see what the lifestyle is like over there.

I already told y’all dudes to get yourself a C.S. in your lifestyle. Go to a museum or an off-Broadway play or some shit. Wear a nice button down shirt and maybe a sweater vest. Take the toothpick and gold fronts out of your mouth. While you have been busy fucking up your whole life she has been reading books that will help you learn shit that you thought you already knew. Impress your friends with your newfound intelligence.

So as I was saying, C.S. brought me to Montreal to catch a breather and experience something fresh and new. I always had love for Montreal ever since JACKIE ROBINSON came here to play for the Dodgers AA affiliate. When Montreal finally got their own team they weren’t too shabby either, word to the Hawk and the Raines man. The 1990’s Expo squad was one of the best teams ever in baseball. Word to that player’s strike in 1995.

Montreal reminded me a lot of Brooklyn. The residences are primarily low rise townhouses and the city itself is built for walking. I found Canada to be a little expensive too, but that is because I am living off my eBay sales right now. Still and all, I blame the Clintons for fucking me over with that NAFTA bullshit. There’s now way Canadien money should be on par with U.S. currency. Their shit looks wild fake.

I thought I would get my D-Nice on and photoblog some of the sights and sites I encountered up north.

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I stay repping my lifestyle. Yes, the socks are Ralph Lauren.

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C.S. and I traveled the city east, west, north and south with these magic tickets. Montreal has massively swagger jacked Paris and named their subway system the Metro.

True story is that the buses in Montreal run on time though.

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Some futuristic alien Logan’s Run shit. You don’t really get the scale of these buildings from these pictures, but my ass was totally impressed[ll]. This complex was built for the Olympics in 1972. Public architecture has been moving backwards ever since every where else. I give credit to Montreal for having the referendums and the resolve to maintain all of this shit. They do tax you in Canada like a motherfucker, but then you have the chance to avail yourself of all this shit if you are a resident.

I have never had a problem with paying for shit as long as I was represented fairly and equally for my taxation.

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The former Olympic Centre is now a state managed public fitness complex. I may have lost a few pounds just walking the grounds of this sprawling campus.

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More public architecture that inspires people to be proud and proactive. A government building with a multi-colored glass facade, evoking the principles of inclusion and transparency. What a novel idea for a government?

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The biggest difference between the French Catholics and the Roman Catholics is the fact that the French keep their winged goddesses covered up.

The Italians always seem to have a loose titty or two on a statue.

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Good for Giorgio Armani that he switched up the name of that godawful cologne. I know some Black folks that weren’t having any parts of that ‘Black Code’ bullshit.

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Option#2 public bathrooms are totally deucable.

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Shame on a nigga!
For coming into town on the day I am leaving.

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Mount Royal kept it real, but the city I belong to bears the name on my crown.