Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

Gattaca And The U.S. Government…

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

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If you haven’t seen the movie ‘Gattaca’ I suggest you do so if only to peep UMA THURMAN when she was undoubtedly the sexiest chick on this here planet Earth. ‘Gattaca’ was so futuristic I decided to invest heavily in biotech engineering stocks. I was so fucking sure we would have cloned humans by now. That was 10 years ago and those stocks plummeted when G Dubbz first took office. I do use the word “took” in the literal pejorative sense of course.

Just a little over two years ago Congress passed a law allowing law enforcement agencies to collect DNA samples for ANYONE that was detained. I agreed with DNA collection from convicted felons, but this shit is a bit excessive now. The problem with all of these centralized databases is that they are established and monitored by private firms who share their information with not just the government, but anyone asking for it. Not if I asked for it, or of you asked for it, but let’s say Blue Cross asked for it because they were reviewing my application to be a client of their insurance plan.

BAM!

My DNA speaks of my predisposition to diabetes, heart disease and whatever shit these fucks don’t want to pay health insurance for. You better believe that Blue Cross or whomever is going to use this information for that purpose since they stand to save billions in expenses. I was asleep at the fucking wheel when this passed through Congress, or actually, I was at my day job concerned with paying my mortgage and keeping my lights on. These fucktards from Congress are steadily mailing our asses to the highest bidder like this shit is fucking eBay.

Speaking of eBay…

Just got my copy of ‘Ninja Scroll‘ on DVD. Snail mail list be on the lookout for your DVD.

Eff Tibet In The A!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

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No disrespect is meant to my good friend ERNIE PANICCIOLI but I will have to dissent from the rest of you folks when it comes to boycotting the Beijing Olympiad.

What exactly has China done to you anyhoo? I don’t know too much about China, but I love going to Chinatown. I love being able to afford well-crafted counterfeit luxury items and I definitely love Chinese food.

I’m pretty sure I get to enjoy these things because China keeps their foot in Tibet’s ass. As a matter of fact, China is bankrolling our efforts to bail out the U.S. banking industry after they fucked up the money again.. Do you know what kind of lifestyle we would live if it weren’t for those friendly Chinese investors? I think it would make Hurricane Katrina look like a summer resort.

How crazy is it that we enjoy the American way of life on the backsweat of China’s poorest workers? I say eff Tibet in the ‘A’ if it keeps my gas under $4 a gallon and allows me to watch quality television programming like Miss Rap Supreme (premiering this Monday @ 10pm on Vh-1).

Plus, the main reason I don’t give a fuck about Tibet is because this looks like some of that stuff white people like.

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White is always on some shit like they give a greater fuck. The animal zoo in Nuremberg(yeah, THAT Nuremberg) took this baby polar bear away from the mommy because they said they could raise it better. Meanwhile the zookeeper appears to be giving the bear a handjob.. This is the same exact reason why we are in a war in Iraq. White said we could do a better job for the Iraqis than their existing government. How many millions are dead and displaced and how many trillions have been wasted and misspent at this point?

And how the fuck do you know that Tibet doesn’t deserve an ass kicking anyhoo? I mean that for all we know Tibet could have brought this shit on itself. We all know how religions have gotten people’s asses kicked over the years. I’m not so sure those monks didn’t get out of pocket with the Chinese government by talking that ying yang. Literally. Someone prah’lee said “Ying Yang”. Y’all don’t here me though.

Lastly, I am leery to find moral indignation with any country especially since we are the ones that put more people in prison than any other industrialized nation. We have our jails filled to the gills with political prisoners and innocent people. With all of this commotion going on in San Franciso how come no one gave the San Francisco 8 a shout out? I think there used to be 9 of those fools but one died in jail. Free Tibet? Nahh my peoples, Free Mumia.

Check out your boy getting his moral indignation on by screaming on an Olympic supporter. This is the same coward that doesn’t say a peep when police brutality throws fifty bullets at a groom to be. Nahh man, y’all can keep that bullshit facade if you want. I say eff Tibet in the ‘A’.

Twice.

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REAL ESTATE RACISM…

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

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DP Real Estate Advice: Wherever you see shoes hanging buy some property.

I grew up in one of New York City’s typical outer borough communities. Detached one family houses that were big enough to keep all of your cousins on one floor. A nice little backyard that couldn’t hold more than a rose bush and a crab apple tree. This was the typical working class ‘hood. Fuck what you heard about the urban blight. The sun would still rise every day at 6:30am and that meant you had a chance to do something with your life.

I can’t say enough about how the drug trade changed my neighborhood. Fuck that, it changed the entire city. It made neighborhoods even more segregated than they already were. Not just on some Black and white type shit, but on some haves and have nots type ish. From running through my next door neighbors open kitchen doors when we played manhunt to everyone becoming shut ins and friendly homes becoming locked away castles. Veritable jail cells for those that lived inside.

When I walked through the neighborhood the other day I was amazed to see the final results of the crack epidemic. Instead of seeing my old friends and neighbors emaciated and pale like zombies what I saw was more stark and depressing. The city has changed the zoning and construction codes for the community. The generation old texture of one family homes has been supplanted by multi-story multiple dwelling that have no regard or respect for the scale of the community.

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This is my boy JUMA’s family home. It looks like they are some of the few holdouts still left. You don’t get an accurate feel for the bastardization of scale that has been allowed when you look at JUMA’s house from the front door elevation.

From the side view you can see how truly monstrous these construction code changes really are. The new building on the property adjoining JUMA’s family house is more than twice the bulk (overall square footage) of the existing homes.

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These multiple dwellings are filled to the gills with round the clock renters who tax all the neighborhoods resources especially the infrastructure (roads, water and sewer services). This becomes especially pronounced since their isn’t enough mass transportation to move people in and out of this community efficiently. This is real estate racism.

This shit went down in Corona Queens because we were a predominantly working class Black neighborhood and we were ravaged by illegal drugs.

There are still a few holdouts, but they will eventually be overcome by this unbridled development. This is TASHA COX’ family crib. TASHA was the prettiest girl in the park. Her cousin played for the Mets and nobody effed with her. Her grandfolks still live in the house. They are too old and too proud to leave their home.

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There goes TODD HAGINS’ family home and BARRY BROOKS(R.I.P.) mother’s crib. When your children are dead or in jail you don’t even have someone to continue the legacy of home ownership. When developers pounce on a community like a pack of ravenous jackals you can’t fight them all off.

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My parents left Corona two decades ago, but we maintained our old neighborhood ties through the church on Northern Boulevard, the little league at the Louis Armstrong school, and the fact that I moved into the upstairs of my uncle’s crib on 100th Street when I was 17. My folks went to Long Island to save my younger brother from the sirene call of the streets that I could not resist. Most of the other folks in Corona weren’t as fortunate as my parents. The sunlight is once again being taken from these peoples’ eyes.

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You know when a developer is godless? When he builds his multiple dwelling, his own personal cathedral to commerce right alongside a church and he dwarfs the church by comparison. Would developers be able to run roughshod over residents of a more politically wealthy community. I don’t think so.

GOTHAMist: Chinatown Residents Object to Rezoning Exclusion

POLITRICKS 2008: Votar Por Hilarious…

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

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The Latino voting bloc is that new, new sexy. Someone in the DNC needs to give TKC their super-delegado status.

While everyone is talking about the Mexican governor BILL RICHARDSON’s support for OBAAMA no one is paying attention to the real reason that HILLARY CLINTON has the espanol voters on smash.

DALLASPENN.COM: Creepin’ While You Sleep

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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In the middle of the night while most of you were sleeping the crack staff over here at DP dot com (read: me and my Blackberry) were checking for some of the heat on the internets. We have a lot of fun hollering at you on the daily and there are some friends of ours that fuel and frame our thoughts while we do our thang. Peep the game of some of these sites and bookmark as needed…

911 @ The Cynic Life

Check out Encyclopedia Black’s review of The Roots crew single ‘Birthay Girl’. Sonn gets it [ll].

Here’s some shit that crossed my mind. I’ll insert the links when I get back to H.Q. Or maybe not…

  • Hillary should just quit already
  • Y’all need to respect the gangster of big pharma. Niggas like Merck ain’t get their corporate name for no reason.
  • Iraq. Still so very fucked the fuck up.
  • I’m considering declaring bankruptcy in order to get some of the Federal bailout for “upside down” homeowners.
  • G Dubbz attached his economic revitilization proposal to the wiretap legislation.
  • Should companies like AT & T be let off the hook for illegally distributing the private information of their subscribers, which is contrary to their user agreements?
  • Did you see the news report that said cellphone usage is more problematic for cancer than even smoking or obesity?
  • *fat boy kisses his ass goodbye as he lights blunt while typing blogs on Blackberry*