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Killing ‘Em Softly…

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

slaughter house

I’ve been waiting for some rappers to form Voltron and smash the rap game. Look who we have here in the group Slaughterhouse – Royce da 5’9, Crooked I, Joe Buddens and Joell Ortiz. Who would dare try to fuck with these cats pen game? This shit is crazy to me too especially since they come from all over the country.

Barack Obama can’t bring the country together as much as these dudes will. You got every region represented that loves to spit lyrics. Soulja Boy is holding down the South now, but he couldn’t hold a candle to these rappers. How crazy is that? Soulja Boy is approaching stadium status for spitting da-dunn da-dunt music.

Slaughterhouse is what us old head rap fans want to fucks with. Some head nodding beats and rhymes that make you hit rewind. All these emcees are individually considered microphone beasts so I hope that their collaboration unleashes a leviathan on the rap scene. Joe Buddens is over due, Royce is long over due, Crooked I and Joell Ortiz are so serious.

I’m excited for what Slaughterhouse looks like on paper. This is a championship team like when the Raiders had Lyle Alzado, Lester Hayes, Rod Martin and Matt Millen. Okay, that was some old head shit right there. Shouts to Young Lip Gloss and all the old head haters everywhere.


Slaughterhouse (Royce da’ 5-9, Joe Buddens, Crooked I and Joell Ortiz) – Onslaught

FIRST SATURDAY STAYS ON TARGET…

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

bma

The Brooklyn Museum of Art has a new exhibition on feminist art titled ‘Burning Down the Master’s House‘. The idea being that the master’s house is the museum as a male dominated province and the house also as the metaphor for the only place that a woman belongs.

If you are trying to get closer to a progressive chick my advice would be to bring her to this exhibition on 12.06.08 because that is the date for the next First Saturday at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. Trust me in that bagging up chicks at the museum works. I met my progressive broad there.

Target stores sponsors these joints and they pop hard with action almost every time. This past Saturday was a little off because they had a wack ass DJ set playing techmo crap, but that means that the December party will be great since they never eff up twice in a row.

I brought out the handycam this Saturday in the hopes of chopping it up with some of the folks that come to the First Saturday events. The crowd is as diverse as you might imagine and the party usually spills into the Prospect Heights neighborhood’s local bars and restaurants. Take a look for yourself…

Draft Daze…

Friday, October 31st, 2008

spizzike

Now that the Association’s season has finally tipped off almost everything is right with the world. The fact that the Knicks are currently undefeated is simply just gravy on top of the frosted icing.

As every season begins filled with promise and potential I scan the team rosters to see if my homey DONTREVIUS WENTERS has been picked up by any of the clubs.

DONTREVIUS WENTERS has held on to his hoop dreams for the last eighteen years hoping to be drafted by a team in need of the special skills he brings to the game. When I say special skills I should clarify that as Special Education.

DONTREVIUS loves the game of basketball, but his skillset to basketball is equal to Lil’ Wayne’s rapping. Actually, DONTREVIUS is worse. I can listen to Lil’ Wayne. I close my eyes when DON steps on the court.

Still and all DONTREVIUS maintains his hoop dreams through his annual draft day disappointment. Maybe someone will give this kid a shot. Let him at least get the water or wipe the sweat from the floor with a towel. Let him work his way up the ladder. The one thing he has for the game is love.

Just don’t let him hold your basketball.


Draft Daze pt.1:
Conceived / Directed / Edited – Terrence Q. Elenteny
Writers – Dallas Penn, Terrence Q. Elenteny
Original Score – Jon Davis

Cast:
Dontrevius Wenters – Dallas Penn
Fatima Wenters – Terri Ballard
Coach – Murray Adams

World Series ’08: Philadelphia Is Burning…

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

rollins

So I have to wait until next year to see if JIMMY ROLLINS gets beaned.

Philadelphia housewives rejoice. You’ve been given a reprieve from your annual ritual domestic abuse sessions that usually followed the Phillies late season collapses. Just in time for the end of Domestic Violence Awareness month also.

The ass whuppings will commence again beginning during Thanksgiving as the Eagles fall to last place in the NFC East division.

The only Philly I fucks with is Philly’s Most Wanted…

‘Please Don’t Mind’

NYC Monday Is The New Friday…

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

vee nyc

I fux with Mondays.

Hardbody.

Shouts to iFux’ iCandy

Mondays is the shit because after you kick Monday’s ass they can’t give you another one until next week.

Fridays is the scam homies.

When can you really taste Friday? When does that shit become your own? 6pm? So now you only got .25 left of Friday for yourself?!?

F for fail otherwise known as uLose.

Thank GOD for Mondays in NYC. The new Friday. The first part of Friday. Friday in NYC is really Monday and Tuesday. You need Tuesday to get on your after hours steez. Paradise Garage from 4am until noontime. Or Bassline, or Lovelite, or Choices, or (gasp!) Robots.

If I went to Robots then GOD would be the only way back to Earth.

Sonn be tripping hard. Body. Body and Soul.

Last night the spaceship was on some sexy vote shit. Everybody is trending out for voting like that shit is skinny jeans tapered to zero. Niggas don’t know that my vote was to come and enjoy that free ass wine. My #1 neggar on the $1 dumpling trigger, Freedom’s DJ Herbert, and my homey DJ Scribe were on the sound system. Haven’t been to a Scribe joint in a minute. I forgot how much soul these dudes got.

The crowd was on some beautiful Black bullshit with pretty motherfuckers like Maxwell just maxin’ and relaxin’. I knew I wasn’t sexy enough to be up in that party, but I stayed anyhoo and I drunk my free wine.

Fuck that wineglass bullshit. Got myself a plastic cup so I could go in @ 100mph with no brakes.

Never smiling.

Shouts to flameproof Flamboyant Productions

They screened that video clip from the BBC’s bootleg MICHAEL MOORE about voting shenanigans. Nobody that promotes this voting shit ever gets it right. There’s always a fear factor to entice you to vote. Nobody ever talks about the positivity of communities coming together to struggle and survive.

Niggas in Ohio will wait on a five hour line because there is only one broke ass machine at the polling station. That is the glory you fucking faggots. How powerful is the dream of having a voice. I won’t even sit in no hotdamned church for longer than three hours.

Voting is realer than GOD in some communities. It is a connection to the motherfuckers across the railroad tracks. Everybody wants their garbage picked up three times a week. Not just now that the ‘hood is being gentrified.

I wish Abdul had always stocked organic vine tomatoes instead of Lil’ Debbies. Awww sheeeeeeeeit, who am I kidding? Lil’ Debbie grew up to be a whore. And I loved her sweet, creamy goodness.

VOTE AND LIVE is the grand idea. A Diddy swagger jack or another Diddy community organizing program? You be the judge. The correct answer however would be the latter.

Who else could make voting this sexy?

In New York city.

Where Mondays are the new Fridays.

vee nyc

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