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Where There’s Heat, There’s Smoke…

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

beasley chalmers

When two of my favorite friends leave comments on my drops that they don’t fux with sports unless I am writing about it I am tempted to only write about sports. So let’s stay on our basketball grizzly why don’t we?

The NBA was finally feeling itself again with the alleged victory of the Redeem Team at the Beijing Olympiad. I say alleged victory because I never saw any on the games on television. Were they even broadcast? At what time? For all we know that shit was some CGI hype by the Chinese, who have a vested interest in KOBE, LeBRON and everyone else who wears NIKE shoes since China produces them shits like children.

Finally the Association could put the sordid truth behind them that their games are ultimately rigged.

Then we get this story about Miami Heat rookies going in on the Mary Jane cigars. What?!? NBA players smoke marijuana?! Sorry mainstream media, but who the fuck cares?

Seriously, do you know how much money we are going to have to shoulder for this banking system meltdown bailout? And you want me to get upset because NBA kids are getting high? Sorry, but I am bereft emotionally right now from working two fucking full time jobs to keep my lights on.

The only thing I’m upset about is NOT having a pull or two of that PAT RILEY purple. [pause]

Here’s the big NBA story of the past week. Dallas Mav forward JOSH HOWARD is in a YouTube video where he exclaims that he doesn’t “celebrate the star-spangled banner because he is a Black.

What JOSH could have said is that everytime he hears the star spangled banner it makes him want to give away blankets laden with small pox to Native Americans. I’m sure some of his detractors can relate to that. I haven’t really considered this story as much as I should have because my mind is trying to wrap itself around the notion of a TEN TRILLION DOLLAR debt. FreeDarko.com nailed this tempest in a teacup like a BRYANT 15-footer…

A High-Tech Lynching, Or An Exercise in Verbal Disenfranchisement

For some historical perspective on America and the concerns of the mainstream media take a look at the Good Housekeeping article that has struck this traveling man’s attention.

jim crow

‘Nuff said.

Zo And Tigallo Be On They 80’s Ish…

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

stoney

I am loving the Zo and Tigallo album as much as I rocked that Kirb and Chris joint ‘Niggaz & White Girlz‘. With all the 1980’s retro movements hitting their zenith it was time for brothers to admit their devotion to overly synthesized music.

2DopeBoyz has made sure that I get my Stoney Jackson right by providing the kid with the preview copy of Zo & Tigallo ‘Love The 80’s‘. At first I thought this was a heelarious side project from the rap group Lil’ Brother’s Phonte, but after listening to the album (several times) I realize how dead serious these dudes are. They are really singing, and really playing instruments. I fucks with this album a lot.


Take On Me


Something About You


Steppin’ Out 2008


Africa

Phonte is also killing the internets right now with his podcasts called the Gordon Gartrelle Radio Show.

We Are Respectable Negroes stand up!

Happy Belated Bornday Black Moses!

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

black moses

I was so shocked by ISAAC HAYES passing that I forgot to acknowledge his bornday which was actually ten days later. I just wanted to leave another track with y’all to celebrate life.

Step ‘Ya Game Up!

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

skateboarders

When it comes to skateboarding culture NYC kids only have the drug use part on smash.

The part where you actually get on the board and skate? Not so much.

Let the pros show you how to do this sonn.


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Shirts vs. Skins [ll]…

Friday, September 5th, 2008

skins

Free MICHAEL VICK!

JASON CAMPBELL isn’t the answer in D.C. The Washington Redskins are picked every season to go to the playoffs – in the preseason. By time the halfway point rolls around in November these dudes are already packed up to fly to the Caribbean. Get a football team DAN SNYDER. Start by getting MICHAEL VICK’s ass out of jail. Since VICK is a product of Virginia you will have the locals in your corner, at least those of them who like dogfighting (read: all of Virginia).

The Giants – Redskins game was more boring than watching a snail orgy. I couldn’t help but think that somewhere in the country someone was playing MADDEN and the Cowboys were beating the Broncos 54-48 on some Tecmo Bowl shit. I don’t like pro football games with baseball game scores just like I don’t like pro basketball games with college football game scores, unless of course the Knicks are winning. I’m a fucking American and I like being plastered drunk by 3pm in the afternoon.

Football is the last American sport. I don’t mean ghey ass futbol which has motherfucking players from places like Rio de Janeiro and Barcelona. I’m talking about down home domestic violence American football. I’m talking O.J. SIMPSON, LAWRENCE PHILLIPS and motherfucking RAE CARRUTH football. None of that wack as Serbian shit like they are doing in the Association. Definitely none of that Japanese Dominican Mexican shit they are doing in baseball. I’m talking about that Kansas City middle-America methhead buttfuck meat-packing shitstain beer junkie football.

Cowboys all the way.