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AverageBro = NOBITCHASSNESS…

Monday, July 28th, 2008

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Editor’s note: AverageBro takes a look into the latest LCD (lowest common denominator) trend.

I don’t get out much, so I prA’li missed the memo on these NOBITCHASSNESS shirts. But in the past week alone I have seen these shirts worn by:

  • A preteen standing at the bus stop.
  • A mother walking her three kids in the park.
  • A dude congregating in the parking lot of my church. I’m not sure whether he went in or not. I’m kinda hoping he did.
  • I’m assuming this is Diddy’s new line of shirts, right? Seriously, are you telling me dude has gone from those silly, but sorta substantive VOTE OR DIE! shirts to this kinda drivel in just four years?

    Seriously, is this what’s hot on the streets right now? Where’s the sense of common decency? I’m assuming this shirt doesn’t proclaim your inner BITCHASSNESS, but rather your lack thereof. Still, what’s the sense in making a public announcement of such a gesture? Aren’t there more worthy topics to trumpet to the world? If you’re proud enough about something to wear it on a t-shirt, shouldn’t it actually be something worth being proud of?

    I’ve got some ideas of my own. Peep these designs!

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    Do better, Diddy. Or whatever you’re calling yourself this month. MLK is cryin’ inside.

    ATL Rap Nerd Roundtable…

    Saturday, July 26th, 2008

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    If every visit to Atlanta allowed me to break bread with these brothers I might consider relocating down here. Atlanta’s Hip-Hop scene, ne, music scene is filled with people who are passionate about the arts. Success isn’t determined simply by making a living, but making a living on your own terms. If I ever accused every southern artist of being a fan of snap, crackle and pop music then I have to eat my words.

    Last night I sat with four dudes who each occupy their own respective lanes within the entertainment industry. Some are musicians, some are bloggers, and all are critics. Having an opinion and being unafraid to express it allows for a high level of discourse.

    The conversations last night revolved around Hip-Hop and rap music. We discussed and debated its past, present and future. In some cases we agreed to disagree, but at the end of the night after we shut Taco Max d-d-d-d-down we all shook hands like brothers. Hip-Hop would live to see another day in our minds.

    Here’s the group of brothers who chopped it up…

    BXS BXS (moderator)
    Since I was the old head in this group I got a chance to pose questions and listen to the voices of young America.

    twerkolater Twerkolater
    Twerkolater produces music through his company Fine Aural Delights and he follows more blogs than even the lineup listed on my sidebar. Props to Twerk for using the classic Latarian Milton quote for his site.

    maestro Maestro
    Super producer deluxe living in the A. Maestro is also running one of the most unique blogs on the internets right now. It gives you the first hand perspective of making music from the vantage of someone succeeding in the music industry. Similar to KanYe’s blog, but also intensely more technical and more personal. Check him out over at Searching 4 The Perfect Beat.

    underwriter The Underwriter
    The Underwriter is a take no prisoners blogger whose pointed observations on Hip-Hop and politics make me laugh out loud. I can find him all over the internets throwing fire on the unworthy. I can always find him at his site – The Underwriter. Give him a shout.

    g Chico
    Chico flew in on the second half of our discussion. He def came through with some great points.

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    Producing Records And The Game In General…

    Maestro: “Protools x Logic gives me infinite possibilities on track production.”

    Sitting down with Maestro and Twerkolater was interesting and fun. Maestro has begun to put his name brand into the upper echelon of music producers not just because of his success with Lil’ Wayne, but from the diversity of his catalog. What I enjoyed learning is that Maestro doesn’t stockpile beats, but instead creates tracks on demand.

    This is a far different approach from producers who are typically holding tracks on a hard drive already made and already programmed with a specific signature sound. Maestro is also a throwback producer since he doesn’t tag his music (Neptunes, anyone?)

    The truth of the business now is that lawyers have changed the landscape of Hip-Hop and rap music as much as the artists have. Litigation fees from the use of samples has stymied so much creativity and held back so much new (and old)music. When tracks are sampled for a hit record this brings life into the original music. It allows the original artists to become relevant again and gets them off the shelf.

    Could all this litigation really be a way of keeping old artists from gaining new acceptance and a younger audience to present their music to? I say yes. Since record companies don’t have a solid system in place yet to draw regular revenue from artists tour dates these companies could care less if say a ConFunkShun goes back out on tour.

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    SOULJA BOY…

    Maestro: “Fifty years from now we might look at Soulja Boy the same way we look at NaS.”

    Nahh, I don’t believe that. But I do agree that Soulja Boy deserves all the credit for creating a lane for himself in the entertainment industry.

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    RICK ROSS…

    Twerkolater: “Rawwss should’a told the truth.”

    The consensus among everyone is that Rick Ross would still be winning if he had put together a better strategy to challenge the leaks of his real life information. Correctional officers are NOT actually police. They spend more time in direct contact with criminals. Ross should have used this fact to increase his street cred which ultimately matters to rap fans in between the ages of 14 and 40yrs old.

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    WEEZY…

    Maestro: “Lil’ Wayne is the king of rap right now. Period, point blank.”

    I’m not a fan of Lil’ Wayne because I don’t feel like he has the lyrical ability to warrant his popularity. As a group we all acknowledge his current dominance in rap music. Maestro produced the hit song ‘3-Peat’ from the Carter III album. One of the few songs on the album worth listening to in my opinion.

    What Wayne needs is a career defining album. Something that the consensus agrees is a total classic. Wayne has his pick from the best producers in the game today. What he needs is to place the best verses on those beats. Carter III wasn’t it. Does he have the ability to reach that milsetone on Carter 4?

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    NaS…

    Twerkolater: “The greatest rapper of our generation.”

    ‘Nuff said.

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    FONZWORTH BENTLEY and hipster rappers…

    Chico: “I respect a rapper who can just be himself. If he know he ain’t shooting up the club and bodying niggas then I don’t want him to spit that.”

    The Underwriter: “Fuck Puffy’s fuckboy!”

    Whether it’s the Cool Kids or some other version of rap music’s lite FM programming there is a strong reaction. People either love it or hate it with very few folks in between. Only in the heart of Atlanta would one of the roundtable actually say that Andre 3stacks seems to unnaturally force his persona out.

    Twerkolater is allowed to say this amongst our group since he is born and bred in Atlanta. He is also the first person from Atlanta to say that the ‘Love Below’ in not an unadulterated classic. That is some scandalous shit to utter in Cobb County (imho).

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    5 Albums For The Spaceship…

    Chico: “I’m bringing Duran Duran’s greatest hits.”

    Everybody fucks with Stevie, P-Funk and Prince, but if you told me that there were other Black folks besides myself that fucked with Duran Duran I would have never believed you. Here at our roundtable we all agreed that Duran Duran’s greatest hits was the shit.

    You have to take their great hits compilation album because their discography is sprinkled with albums that each have one or two megahits and twelve more pieces of Europop trash. Peep the greatest hits tracklisting on Rhapsody.

    F.Y.I. None of the roundtable selected NaS’ Illmatic

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    The Joker…

    The enire group: “That nigga’s crazy!”

    A-Town Bound…

    Thursday, July 24th, 2008

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    I’m somewhere between NYC and ATL, literally and figuratively.

    Gonna see mom dukes and the fam for a week.

    Back to blogging from the basement.

    Making Cents From The Senseless…

    Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

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    Today’s drop is sponsored (but not really) by Victoria’s Secrets steel underwire bras for men and women and Patron Reposada. The orange fuckin’ box.

    What if Foxy Brown and Rick Ross hooking up is an arranged marriage by the t.I.’s at Universal Music Group? And why not? The t.I.’s realize that the game needs a female rapper to step up and get some shine. Foxy Brown could be a hot commodity with her provacative looks (read: really bulbous breats) and her street cred at an all time high. The only problem is that Foxy has become somewhat institutionalized. If she is free to roam in the public sector then he is likely to throw a brick at someone who crosses her. Real talk is that homegirl needs supervision.

    Step in another one of UMG’s properties , er, artists, Rick Ross. His background as a correctional officer might just provide the stablility that Foxy Brown needs to complete her next album. The correctional system in Florida is one of the most hardbody detention systems here in America. They are a privately owned corporation that can legally beat kids to death. Rick Ross hopefully won’t have to do that to keep Foxy in line, but if he did, he would get off all charges.

    Rick Ross might be mad at Trick Daddy for exposing him as an federal agant but Trick Daddy has been on the other end of that coin as well, literally the wrong end. Peep his history with Detroit’s Trick Trick. It makes sense to me that a syndicate of corporations that own stock in the prison industrial complex would consign their employees to portray characters that would ultimately drive business upwards by helping to maintain the flow of inmates. It’s the hustle of the flow.

    “The number of women in prison, a third of whom are incarcerated for drug offenses, is increasing at nearly double the rate for men. – The Sentencing Project

    I’m certainly not going to blame rap music for this shit either, but it isn’t helping solve the problem. America puts too many people in jail. Period. Of course, there are the unsociable motherfuckers more 7:30 than the Joker, but the overwhelming majority of inmates are being held for non-violent crimes. And most of that is related to narcotics in some way. Why else do we continue to build jails if they aren’t profitable? Gas prices continue to escalate and car manufacturers don’t stop building automobiles either. I always wondered if Sunoco or Shell owned stakes (stocks) in Daimler-Benz?

    This is what I mean by making sense of the senseless. If profit is the motivating force of capitalism then who stands to gain the most at the end of the day. Those are the dudes that run this rap shit.

    ** BONUS BULLSHIT **

    The top 10 jail movies of all time…

    Penitentiary

    Coonskin

    48 Hours

    Escape From Alcatraz

    Papillion

    The Running Man

    Fortress

    The Shawshank Redemption

    The Green Mile

    And what was that movie with Niggerlas Cage?

    POLITRICKS 2008: Life Imitating Reality Imitating Politics…

    Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

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    I don’t dare say shit sideways about Brother KEVIN POWELL, lest I have an army of women in the entertainment industry blackball me for life and block all my forthcoming projects.

    I’m not even going to push back on KEVIN POWELL’s candidacy for U.S. Congress. He is correct when he says that EDOLPHUS TOWNS should vacate his Congressional seat because of the lack of improvement of the lives of his longtime Brooklyn constituents, but doesn’t CHARLES RANGEL also need to retire from his post since the area in Manhattan that he presides over still has all the ills of poverty for the longtime residents living there?

    KEVIN POWELL just doesn’t go deep enough. He can quote rap lyrics when he delivers his speeches and for some people that represents an authenticity and street credibility. To me that just says that he has listened to a few rap songs.

    *shrugs shoulders*

    If being able to rap was a qualifier for the African American politician of the future I have a candidate in mind that would serve New York better than KEVIN POWELL…

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    HEATHER B.

    And why not?

    HEATHER B. has the same ‘Real World’ pedigree as KEVIN POWELL. Sheeeeeit, they were both in the same season.

    As for rap music, HEATHER B. was also affiliated with Boogie Down Productions. She released music that was about community building and anti-gun violence. Plus, she is a woman.

    I would trust a Black woman politician way before I trust a Black man. I will even go so far as to say that if OPRAH were to become a politician then I would start watching her show. As it stands, OPRAH makes far too much money to get her hands dirty as a public servant, but if OPRAH’s husband GAYLE KING was to go into politics I would support her too.

    KEVIN POWELL is part of the new politicos who know well enough to NOT get married. I have been to POWELL fundraisers and coat drives and parties and all I have to say is that he brings out more grey-green eyed lightskint ladies than a little bit. Lightskinded women that be so fine that you almost want to put them up there with a white woman. Almost. I’m just so tired of male politicians who fall from grace chasing the kooty cat. KEVIN POWELL’s constituency is way too fine for him to avoid getting caught up in a scandal.

    I haven’t been to any HEATHER B. parties and frankly I don’t care to go to any since they might be populated with carpet munchers who wear lipstick. Honestly, I could care less who HEATHER B. schtups on her free time. Women that are about their political business don’t let sex get in the way. HEATHER B. may not go platinum but at least she keeps her pickle in her pants. That gets my vote.