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The Last Real Nigga Alive…

Monday, July 21st, 2008

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In the music industry…

There’s gonna be some noise tomorrow about how many units that NaS did, or did not sell in the first week of his latest CD’s release. There’s certainly no way that he will have sold the billion albums that Lil’ Wang pushed out. This is by no means indicative of NaS’ greatness. I consider NaS the greatest rapper of our generation because of the content (and controversy) that he can put on a mainstream musical platform. There are certainly rappers out there that project even more reflection on socio-political problems, but those rappers exist well under the mainstream media radar. NaS is out front and he still uses his platform for stirring debate and discussion.

I find NaS to embody all the aspirations of the African American. From attempting to achieve status and wealth to reflecting on what these things mean in the grandest scheme of life. Is this why NaS has been so difficult for the masses to ingest? Do the masses want their entertainers to exist in only one sphere of thinking? Why can’t people describe the materials they have accrued and still describe the struggle that remains for freedom? Some critics of NaS complain that he only pays lip service to the latter, but honestly, why isn’t the story of conspicuous consumption only a dream as well? We assume that NaS owns the Maybachs and helicopters he rhymes about, yet we don’t allow him the fantasies of revolution or social change.

Why can’t we have it both ways? Why can’t we have economic access and socio-political change? I understand why white fears this. White thinks that they will be subjected to the same genocidal tendencies they have promoted for centuries if they ever retracted their supremacist idealogy. The universe will have to balance itself one of these days but the truth is that the overwhelming majority of the oppressed just want the foot off their neck without seeking to return the disservice. NaS represents that.

For my mind, NaS greatest achievement was breathing life back into his father’s career. Our parent’s give us birth and they infuse us with our hopes and dreams. How church must that be to be able to return that gift to the ones that first gave it to us? It’s even bigger than buying your moms a mansion or a car or anything with money. It’s about giving them a chance to pursue life on their own terms. NaS has been doing that ever since he first released ‘Illmatic’. That album was the looking glass for Hip-Hop and rap music. He hasn’t changed who he is in all this time. NaS still dreams of living life lavish and turning tragedy into triumph.

‘Untitled’ is a collection of ideas that cover race, and class as well. It won’t end poverty or racism if the listener is someone that only wants to nod their head. For some people however it will change the way they see the world and themselves in it. At the end of the day that is really all you could want from art. The rest is up to us to secure. What do you value for your life? Let that be your goal.

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NaS York City…

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

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BILLY X. SUNDAY reviews the album release party from the sidewalk outside of the club.

The album release party for NaS’ latest CD reminded me of NYC years past, when spots like NV, The Tunnel and the Red Zone were packed to capacity. Chicks would be wearing their highest heels and dudes would be rocking their crispiest I.T.’s. NaS’ parties were always some ghetto fabulous shit. Just like Biggie’s and Jay’s and Puffy’s events, but NaS’ joints would be more filled with regular people looking their best, not just dressed up entertainment industry people.

Last night was one of those events where a chickenhead becomes cordon bleu and a duckmouth turns into foie gras, but only for a night. Tomorrow everyone becomes themselves again. I love sidewalk pimping at these events. Frankly, I think you are losing by going inside the club unless there is an open bar, and even then who needs that if you brought your own booze, which I did. I’ve spent the last twenty five years of my life getting into some ridiculous parties and standing outside of some banana head joints. At the end of the day I have a good time since I bring my own fun.

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Women are getting sluttier now that I am getting older. Even though we are in a recession there seems to be no shortage of groupies at the high profile events. At the live rap show I went to the other night there were ladies all around but they weren’t heavily made up and most of them had on sneakers. At the NaS party I thought I was peeping Kelis clones all around me. The difference between NaS and Kelis, and say Jay and BeYonce, or even J.D. and Janet is that NaS and Kelis are accessible. That and the fact that NaS actually HAS sex with Kelis as opposed to simply being photographed in her vicinity.

The question of whether NaS album is any good has already been answered. He won’t outsell Wayne but he will have a modest sales total by the end of the summer. At the end of the day one good NaS track pwns Lil’ Wayne’s entire catalog. Most other rapper’s catalog for that matter. I haven’t been that impressed with the album tracks that I have heard while the Nigger mixtape was exciting and filled with potential. NaS is such an enigma as a recoding artist. He is clearly a genius on several levels, but then he becomes an idiot savant during interviews.

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If Tupac were concerned more about being a provacative lyricist than simply being provacative he would have been NaS. There aren’t too many rappers left that can express all the facets of the ghetto experience. Not just our desire to have luxury, but the humanity that the most enlightened ghetto dwellers seek to achieve. How to be one with the planet and one with yourself was stripped from the Native Americans via systemic genocide and it was removed from the Africans that arrived in the Americas via the whip and those who cracked it, white and Black. My father told me that there were some Blacks that couldn’t wait to get their hands on the whip. They would be the most forceful crackers of all time.

We still have Blacks that can’t wait to get their hands on the whip. Testify to the killers of Sean Bell. We still have Blacks that can’t wait to get their hands on a new whip, because the ’07 joints are a year old now. I know I was talking about that NaS album release party that I couldn’t get into and I know I should be talking about his new album, but I am still drunk from all the rum that I snuck into the premiere of The Dark Knight. Yooooooooo, that was some hardbody shit. Definitely go see that shit like right now. It’s 3am party people, do you know where your children are?

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ThugPazzion = Rap’s Next Supergroup

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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What up to the big homey K.C. who was in Cuba or some Caribbean country hanging out with Fisty Scent and your boy Tupac.

Fuck G-Unit. Them niggas been washed the fuck up. Way back when Fisty threatened to cut niggas allowances from the clothing line I knew that shit was a wrap. Fisty told niggas if they keep walking around in public wearing Sean John he was gonna clip they wings. Did Young Buck listen? Apparently not. It’s hard to run a label filled with your homies. Especially with niggas that remember when you didn’t have any paper. These are the types of cats to think that they MADE you and not the vice versa.

That’s why Fisty is about to splash off on all you haters with a new supergroup of rappers that shuts down the entire game. Shuts down the Game too. These niggas will go platinum in twenty different countries. Abu Dhabi, Turkmenistan, Puerto Rico, the Galapogos, Easter Island. Fuck it niggas, Antartica too. The penguins will be buying this shit. Picture this…

Fisty Scent
Eminem
Tupac Shakur

and Bobby Brown on the auto-tune hooks

These niggas is calling themselves ThugPazzion, because you know how niggas love to use ‘Z’s instead of ‘S’s. Actually, that was TuPac’s idea. That fool been away too long. Tupac is gonna shit himself. He don’t even believe that niggas ain’t wearing bandanas no more. Motherfuckers in the game now are running around with the grandmother’s scarves on and motherfucking eyeliner. Ha.

ThugPazzion sonn.

Go copp that shit right now sonn!

How crazy would that be? This is the shit that Dre has been waiting for to start making beats again. That’s where the passion comes from. When fifty year old niggas is excited to make pop music again. Look how productive Quincy Jones was in his fifties and sixties. Quincy Jones started Vibe magazine in his eighties. No niggas not the 1980’s. Quincy Jones was fucking 80 years old.

I’m laughing that Eminem is gonna be the fat guy in the group. That nigga is still the sickest white dude to ever hold a microphone, other than George Carlin. But George Carlin didn’t hardly ever really rap too much. Not really. So Eminem is sicker. This album is already shaping up to be the best Hip-Hop pop music record evar. It’s gonna make ‘Illmatic’ and ‘Only Built For Cuban Links’ sound like that last Clipse album.

I wonder who will feature on the album? Maybe Diddy. And definitely Jermaine Dupri. Those are the two greatest rapping producers of all time. And Timbaland. Thank God they left off all them bum azz niggaz from D-12, G-Unit and the Outlawz. Nobody wants to hear those azzholes anyhoo. Niggaz want to hear that real pop music rap. That gangster lollipop rap. You already know that Lil’ Wang will feature on this album. How you not gonna feature the hottest rapper, with the whitest rapper, along with the gheyest rapper and the rapper that people thought was dead for the longest?

I think we gotta get Hu$tle Simmons to A & R this project. Shit is too big for the industry right now.

Yo sonn, this album is crazy. I’m ordering my joint on Amazon today.

DP Dot Com Does The Running Man…

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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Where the hell is Dart at? He would be that dude to say he knew ‘The Running Man’ was originally written by STEPHEN KING. I did not know that for real. It makes sense in hindsight with all the sadistic themes and the lack of faith in society to rise above its own depravity. I just never pictured KING books to translate so perfectly into classic action movies.

Let’s also agree that ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’s star power also made this movie a classic. Sonn pwned the 1980’s as far as blockbuster films were concerned. I will bet you any amount of money that he will run for president one day on the strength of his filmography. I will be voting for his anti-christ ass too. Did any of you em-effs see ‘Total Recall‘? Thank you.

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The Running Man is another movie where we see that corrupt profit driven corporations clearly administer the duties of the government. In this case we have a single broadcast network that acts as the government’s press secretary. Kind of like how Fox News does right now. Complete with video editors and graphic artists to make sure that the government’s message is properly filtered to keep the populace uninformed. These movies are hilarious timecapsules in the sense that they forecasted how politricks would be played in the future. Guess what party people? Now IS the future.

SCHWARZENEGGER plays the role of a police officer who is framed for the deaths of innocent, unarmed protesters. He manages to escape from the prison he is sent to with the help of my main man YAPHET KOTTO who wears this ridonkulous JAMES BROWN wig. Blacks in the future have it as bad as Blacks do now. Look at blind ass Jordi from Star Trek, or that Black dude from Star Trek with the turtle shell on his forehead. I should be happy about YAPHET KOTTO’s busted wig since there were virtually no Black men in ‘Firefly’ and none whatsoever in ‘BattleStar Galactica’. My bad sonn, there was that jig Cylon.

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SCHWARZENEGGER gets re-apprehended when he returns to the quote unquote civilization. This is when the corrupt television broadcasting corporation places him on their sadistic prime time show which has convicts attempt to escape termination from various armed “hunters”. This is classic SCHWARZENEGGER good shit as he fills the arena with testosterone and witty punchlines (literally) in his trademark butchered english accent. He delivers lines from his previous films as he terminates the hunters one by one. I enjoy his exchanges with co-star MARIA CONCHITA-ALONSO who manages to have as bad an accent as ARNOLD. You almost need subtitles when they are on screen together.

There is so much ass-kicking that you wouldn’t believe it and there is a bevy of top-shelf B-list action movie stars. JESSE VENTURA finds a wig worse than YAPHET KOTTO’s and JIM BROWN sports a frosted flattop. Incidentally, JIM BROWN hasn’t run for governor of any state yet. I just wanted to mention that. He gets his shit blowed the fuck up at the end. Just so you know this movie gets bloody and violent. The bloodlust belongs to the movie viewers as much as the characters on the screen. The society described in ‘The Running Man’ is where we exist now. The future is now and you better get ready to run.

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The Amy Winehouse Of This Rap Shit…

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

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BILLY X. won’t be flying through LAX.

And just like that I decided that I won’t be fucking with the Game’s next album. Even if that shit is the banger that brings West coast rap back to the forefront. This is because Jayceon Taylor has opted to participate in the nigger trend of fucking up a funeral. There’s a rising epidemic all across this country of niggers going to funerals to start shit (or continue shit, as it were) with other funeralgoers. It’s a damn shame that a motherfucker can’t be buried now with dignity or respect because some clowns look at that moment as their chance to shine.

Only niggers would see a motherfucker’s last rites as their own Star Search opportunity. Are people that impoverished, or that misguided? What are the chances that the motherfucker they went to the funeral to lock up with won’t bring his ass back the same fucking corner the following day? This is all motherfuckers know anyhoo. So instead of waiting the once customary 24 hours before resuming all squabbles, niggers have decided to perpetuate the massacre by endangering mourning relatives and innocent bystanders. I wish I could tell these dumb niggers to stop watching mafia depictions from Hollywood.

Unfortunately, the majority of dumb ass poverty stricken people that would find it okay to make a funeral an even more shitty event don’t have internets connections. Getting into your MySpace account from a Sidekick phone notwithstanding. I mean that these people don’t access the internets for information. I bet the Game does have an internets connection though, and I bet he or his weedcarriers check the web frequently to see what other people think of him. When they come to see this drop they will learn that I am not purchasing nor reviewing his latest album LAX.

The reason being that I won’t support his bullshit antics any longer. People like the Game do dumb shit because they are talented artists with little or no self-discipline and more importantly self-editing skills. This is the same problem that Amy Winehouse has. Because of her supposed talent which is really just the ability to vocally impersonate a Black woman, she is allowed to literally O.D. in public with no repercussions. For the last several years the Game has been the same way in tahe he does incredibly dumb shit yet faces none of the consequences (no Cons 2 the Quence) that regular people would suffer.

But poor DMX doesn’t hurt anyone, not even a dog, allegedly, and his ass gets arrested three times in one day. DMX was arrested in Miami at 9am one morning, posted bond, flew to Arizona and was arrested when the plane touched down at noon. While in the lockup he was extradited to New Mexico to serve a warrant for some other shit. If you ask me, DMX should fire his lawyers. They are obviously having him set up to increase their invoices to him. If DMX gets out of jail long enough to release another album I will buy that shit to help him defer some of his legal costs. The Game, not so much.

I’m not sure why Jayceon attended his cousin’s funeral knowing that he was short on the funds he had promised to donate for the burial. It costs a small grip to put someone in the dirt in an honorable manner. Most people in the ghetto end up taking out loans to do this from the funeral homes. Don’t even try to imagine the interest and fees that are attached to these loans. If Game was short on cash, and who isn’t in this fucked the fuck up economy, he should have told his auntie or the grandmother that he was short. As usual in urban areas nowadays, the grandmothers are the people that pick up these expenses. Too bad they don’t have any money left to inter themselves.

It would be difficult to convince granny that he didn’t have any cash since his face is on a few magazine covers lately, but it is what it is. Since The Game doesn’t have the good sense that GOD gave an empty red Solo cup I am going to boycott supporting his music until he can get his mind right and his agenda straightened out.