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The Mets Stay Losing…

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

randolph

The problem inside of the Mets’ clubhouse is the collective bitchazzness of their most prominent players.

That and the fact they only like to speak spanish wasn’t helping.

And BILLY WAGNER is washed up

Taking the advice from our good friends at Nerditry we are now campaigning for Dominican Lou to finish the year as Mets’ skipper for the final season at Shea Stadium.

At least Dominican Lou knows how to speak that shit.

My only problem with Lou is that he is a Cubs’ fan.

You know who would be even better?

The return to the Metropolitans of my homey, Chico Escuela…

chico escuela

Posted in Fanboy Ish, Ghetto Celebs, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, T.O.N.Y. | 3 Comments »

POLITRICKS 2008: Tall Tee For President…

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

mariah

After the ROFLCopters flew off during his last video I did some research on this Tall Tee character [ll]. Apparently there is another candidate running for president who is Blacker than OBAAMA. Here’s a look at the G-Span feed from his press conference.

Tall Tee also recognizes the importance of making the American public more familiar with his platform through the use of what he calls “Camptain Ads”.

Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Politricks, Social Upheaval | No Comments »

Gifted And Young Rappers…

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

atlanta pride

Lil’ Wayne better watch his back(side), when Tall Tee is in the building…

Gifted
And
Young
Records

Is running this rap shit.


linked from DJ Rayz Blizzogg

Posted in Billy Sunday @ XXL, Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali | 4 Comments »

The Association: Hail To The Chief!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

champs

Let’s just get this out of the way off top. Big up to the Celtics for copping their ‘chip in manly fashion. GARNETT is one of the great ones and PAUL PIERCE is definitely nice with his. Even if he picks up chicks that need a ride home like how EDDIE MURPHY does. No hate here from DP Dot Com.

And to prove that I am a Black man on some magnanimous shit almost as much as Jesus of Nazareth I am gifting my big homey Dart my unopened DVD copy ‘The Life Of LEN BIAS’.

R.I.P. LEN BIAS. Who passed away 22 years ago.

R.I.P. REGGIE LEWIS. Sonn was nice with his.

R.I.P. DENNIS JOHNSON, who would have been part of the DP Dot Com lightskint resurgence movement.

Big Rils, I know you ride for the C’s too. I got some shit for you I’ma mail out as well.

I’m drunk now too. So remind me about this shit tomorrow.

Posted in Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Sports are Gay, When I Reminisce... | 9 Comments »

POLITRICKS 2008: Back In The Days…

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

b.o.

A young B.O. getting his learn on…


ERYKAH BADU featuring PHAROAHE MONCH – ‘The Healer’

Posted in Black Bullshit, HUFF YOU!, Ninjas, Politricks, Talking Shit, Wig Owners | 1 Comment »

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