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POLITRICKS 2008: Eight Is Enough…

Friday, August 29th, 2008

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I went to a dinner party at my boy MALIK’s crib to watch the nomination speech from BARACK OBAAMA. In terms of political speak it was one of the best speeches I have ever heard. BARACK OBAAMA did a fantastic job of connecting JOHN McCAIN with the current presidential administration. I remember when the G.O.P. connected AL GORE to the CLINTON administration. That shit stuck like a motherfucker too.

What’s funny to me is that OBAAMA seems to be more BUSH-like policywise than JOHN McCAIN. Didn’t OBAAMA just co-sign the FISA bill that exempted the telecom providers from criminal prosecution? That single piece of legislation was one of the most damaging documents to the civil liberties of Americans. If the government isn’t going to protect our rights then no one will. I guess this is that own-ership that OBAAMA was referring to. The other G DUBBZ similarities are the two daughters and the reported past affinity for the “white girl” (no Alice Blackwell).

There isn’t much I gleaned from OBAAMA’s speech as to exactly how we are going to accomplish the goals that he has set out for us like returning industry back to America and educating the children. I shouldn’t have expected too much in the way of substantive methodology since the Republicans are backpedaling as we speak. The G.O.P. convention organizers are considering pushing back their shindig because of the hurricane now threatening the Gulf Coast.

Memo to the White House: (not like they read these damn things anyhoo)
You are already three years too fucking late.

My favorite part of OBAAMA’s speech was his reference to the droll 1980’s sitcom that starred DICK Van PATTEN called ‘Eight Is Enough’. Eight years of the G DUBBZ administration has certainly been enough for my viewing pleasure. It’s been high time to cancel this series. What I’m worried about is OBAAMA and BIDEN being the cast for the reruns.

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Detroit = Hardbody WTF?!?

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

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Detroit, the world’s most hardbody city is going through one of their worst summers evar. The Pistons suck, the Tigers suck and the Lions are about to be a shit turd of a football team.

Plus the mayor is going to jail for effing broads and the best job you can have in Detroit right now is collecting random dead bodies for the morgue.

But if we could trade Detroit to Canada for say a faggy city like Montreal then maybe the deal might work itself out. Detroit will give Canada what it sorely lacks; street credibility vis e vis random senseless homicides and crime.

It’s not like the U.S. needs Montreal anyhoo since we already have asshat havens like Boston and San Francisco, but we’ll put that town on our backup roster just in case we lose San Fran to an earthquake or Boston implodes due to its collective stupidity (Aqua Teen Hunger Force scare anyone?)

Hell, to sweeten the deal we will throw in the entire state of Ohio.

Plus Yung Berg’s Autobot chain.

POLITRICKS 2008: The Losers Get The Spoilers…

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

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The Democratic party is notorious for a centrism that has lost and won elections for them. This is a political party that tries to be everything to everyone. They change colors (puns always intended) depending on the demographic they are wooing. Did you know that there is a group of conservative voting Democrat congressmen from the South? These dudes vote in favor of pro-life and anti-immigration legislation among other things.

What I have witnessed in the last several months are the conservative leanings of HILLARY CLINTON as well. In front of her N.O.W. constituency she talks that pro-choice hoopla, but in front of the Blue Dog delegates she gets all on that R.F.K. “lynch a nigger” ish. At the end of the day this is how politricks are played. I’m just always surprised that people can’t see, or aren’t willing to see all the different sides. And ultimately shades.

Will HILLARY CLINTON supporters pull a NADER on the OBAAMA campaign and swing their votes to McCAIN? Possibly so. I think this has more to do with the prevailing mindset that OBAAMA is not trustworthy. No politician is trustworthy, but I think that “trust” has become a coded buzzword in politricks the same way “urban” is a coded buzzword in marketing. I wonder who these same people would have voted for if JOHN McCAIN were running against HILLARY CLINTON? I guess I will have to wait for 2012 to find that one out?

WHOOTY?!? I’M LOVIN’ IT…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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Here’s some of that YouTube nonsense to tide you over whilst I create some drops for tomorrow,

At 1:28 homegirl shows out.

Sistas, step your booty pop game up.

White has been coming out with the Black girl seat for a minute, but up until this point they could never twerk it for real. This video is a watershed moment in racial understanding. Like BARACK OBAAMA at the D.N.C.

Coincidence?

I think not.

POLITRICKS 2008: Isn’t She Lovely…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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I was never comfortable with BARACK OBAAMA’s smoothness. This dude is too fucking cool. I think about my dad who wore a shirt and tie and every single day and he could still have a nigga moment where he cursed someone upside down until next Tuesday. OBAAMA never has any nigga moments. At least not anymore. I’m not comfortable with that.

HILLARY CLINTON deserved at least a ‘Ho Sit Down’. I wish it wasn’t just the blogs that gave it to her.

MICHELLE OBAMA is even smoother than BARACK OBAAMA. I can’t stand these people. They are too damn perfect. You are a fool if you don’t vote fort BARACK because he is Black, but after watching his wife spit her game you become a fool to the squared root power.

This Democratic campaign just became the juggernaut JOHN McCAIN and the G.O.P. were afraid of.

And MICHELLE’s wig was tee-ight! JANET JACKSON status.