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AMERICA’s FAUX AFRICAN GODDESS…

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

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“I can’t possibly be racist, I watch the Oprah Winfrey show.”

I must be losing my rabbit-eating mind by putting this drop on my site. Who the fuck do I think I am talking bad about OPRAH WINFREY?!? I’ll tell you who I am. WILLIAM XAVIER SUNDAY, a homeless, uneducated and diabetic Black male. A veritable nobody. The only thing that I have in my life is my faith in the one true, most exalted ruler over heaven and Earth. By most accounts I should be on my knees praising the anointed goddess of American morality. Instead I have come here today to tell you that she is the golden heifer that GOD did warn your ancestors to turn away from. I only pray that my message to you is not in vain and too late for you to act.

OPRAH WINFREY has ascended to prominence via the powerful medium of broadcast television. Her appearance is reminiscent of the classic imagery of the antebellum au pair. OPRAH has even forsaken her own maternal opportunity to assume the mantle of a national caregiver. She allows her audiences to nestle their muzzles at her teet and she scolds those that would pose a challenge to her eternally childlike charges. She is the fairy godmother, literally and figuratively, like when she contracts American automakers to promote their products on her forum via donations to her studio audience. Just don’t expect her to pay the taxes on those “gifts”. You don’t become America’s only Black billionaire by giving away YOUR money.

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Especially when there are multi-national corporations(read: T.I.’s) that will stand to profit exponentially from the exposure that the OPRAH WINFREY show platform provides. I have asked myself several times who underwrites this broadcast because mainstream media in America makes a concerted effort at all times to describe the African American condition as that of constant perdition. How does OPRAH ascend to her position while other prominent women, especially white women must suffer duress before success? Who protects OPRAH? I think I have an idea. I notice that the OPRAH WINFREY show features several commercials daily for pharmaceuticals that treat ambiguous afflictions.

Are you tired?

Are you overweight?

Do you suffer from stress?

The companies that sell the medications that deal with these everyday problems are all big supporters of the OPRAH WINFREY telecast. Who could blame them either since more Americans tune in to this well respected, highly influential, non-church affiliated spiritual icon? I see a definite connection between OPRAH and the multi-national pharmaceutical giant Abbott Laboratories.

Head-quartered in Chicago Illinois, Abbott Laboratories has a laundry list of controversial developments within the pharma-industrial complex. They were the first corporation to develop a licensed blood test for HIV detection. This, despite the fact that HIV still does not have an established cellular designation like every other human virus on the planet. Abbott Labs also controls the patent for HIV drug Norvir and Kalestra, both of which have weathered numerous claims of price gouging from African countries.

Make no mistake. Abbott Labs is bad news for sure. Actually Ensure, which is another Abbott Labs product as well as Similac. With the rise of infant diabetes over the last two decades the call should be renewed to examine these instant milk formulas. At least if your Similac formula gives your child diabetes you can always contract Abbott Labs for their diabetes maintenance solutions.

Do yourself a favor. Stay away from Abbott Labs, and by association, stay away from OPRAH WINFREY.

t.i.

Whites Were The Original Niggers…

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

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BILLY X. SUNDAY school everyday at XXL Mag Dot Com

Instead of trying to stop people from using the word nigger we should be trying to have as many people use the word as possible. That is how you put the word in its proper place. For generations it has been a term of derision for African Americans and no Black people have been courageous enough to study the roots of the word. Not the Alex Haley ‘Roots’ which are powerful for sure, but the etymology roots, the beginnings, the genesis, the O.G. usage. It wasn’t a bad word in the beginning because it described someone’s occupation.

In America we have done such a good job of reconfiguring language that most of us don’t recognize what we are describing when we talk. That’s why your cousin Billy Sunday comes here to XXL Mag Dot Com. I come to bring the light to the dark. Not that Dark, because I don’t think he has the mental capacity to go in too deep. The dark in the figurative obfuscated sense. I imagine that’s why most of you come to these threads in the first place. You want someone to make some semblance of sense out of this fucked the fuck up American pie. Since you came through, let’s go in…

The roots of the word nigger are northern European. The Dutch settlers that came to America to find their fortune were land owners back in their old country. Who else would have the scrilla to contract a ship to bring them across the Atlantic? These wealthy land owners were enticed at the idea of the Americas being a land of gold and riches. In order to build their settlements and their communities over here similar to the establishments they held in Europe they had to bring their entire staff as well.

You don’t think they made their sons and daughters build their houses do you? That back breaking manual labor was the job for their indentured servants. The settlers charged their servants money to come over here. The idea was that the settler would grant their servants a plot of land to live and which to farm just as they did in the Netherlands or whatever they called that shit they came from. What the settlers realized was that there was a shitload of land here in the Americas and to settle all of it, because let’s be honest, when is white ever gonna be happy with just owning half of everything, they would need more laborers.

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The Indians were bad laborers. Now when I say Indians I am referring to the ancestors of the dudes that drink too much and own all the fucking casinos. Not the dudes that can’t hold down their liquor and own all the Qwik-E-Marts. Those are hindudes. We’ll get to them in a minute. The Indians were lousy servants because they had this funky attitude like “Why should we work for y’all motherfuckers when we was living here, eating deer, and minding our own business?” The settlers then decided to merc’k the Indians something like how the Red Sox are gonna kick Cleveland’s ass. Except the settlers did that shit more fly than the Red Sox. The settlers handed out blankets filled with smallpox.

Back to the issue at hand… Where would the settlers get more of the laborers and farmers that they need to capitalize on all the open space that the Indians were giving them? The key industry that made the Americas so valuable wasn’t so much precious metals or minerals, but agricultural products. Unlike Europe, which was mostly craggy and cold, the Americas were a fertile, healthy landscape where all types of plants, fruits and vegetables prospered in. You know how much cake you could make in Europe selling agricultural products? Wild amounts. The settlers needed bodies to help them stack that guap, ya’ dig?!? But even better than bodies, the settlers needed specialized farmers.

In the old country farmers were the backbone of the community. You could trust the man that spent his waking hours digging in the dirt or driving the team. The plowman was literally the salt of the Earth. This motherfucker walked behind the team of animals and by the end of the day he was up to his knees in shit and animal piss, because you can’t tell an ox or a mule when or where to shit and piss. They do that shit and it becomes fertilizer for the crops. That’s why the plowman can’t come into the house to eat. Mom dukes ain’t having that fool track animal shit all around the house. The plowman sits out back and gets his meals sent through the kitchen window. In Germany, or Deutschland, or whatever the fuck they called that shit, the plowman was called the negger. That described his job. That’s what the people called him. No big deal either, and keep in mind this is whites calling other whites this shit.

At that point in time the human condition didn’t separate themselves by skin complexion, but by language and respective nationality. The idea of using skintone as a system for separating people was adopted by the Europeans from the hindudes who had a setup that divided their priests from their farmers and manual laborers. The hindudes caste system appeared to the Europeans as social stratification according to skintone since the priests were essentially lighter skinned than the farmers. No big surprise to me though since the farmers were outdoors all of the time. Anyhoo, the Europeans never really bother to ask questions about shit they don’t understand, they shoot first and let God do all the sorting and paperwork. The Europeans needed farmers in the Americas and there were some damn good farmers in Africa, or Nubia, or whatever the fuck they called that shit back then. The Europeans had found their neggers.

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At that time the Europeans from the north called dark skinned people Schwarz. That’s the Deutschland word for black. The Europeans struck a deal with the a-rabs from the Mediterraenean region to deliver them some of the best farmers and laborers from the fertile regions inside central Africa, or Nubia, or… You know where the fuck I’m talking about. The a-rabs have been doing this slave ship since the Code of Hammurabi days so that was nothing for them. The a-rabs were slick and they played the Africans against one another. They basically had the Hebrew farmers in the central region stuck up by the gentile Africans. Most of you so-called Black people here in America are actually Jews, but that is a whole ‘nother Sunday school drop.

Check this foxy shit out… White don’t play that shit when it comes to keeping his stacks in order. Why you think he labeled an area of Africa the ivory coast? Or the gold coast? Because that is where he steals that shit from. That dude is so hardbody that he labels the map to tell him where to go to get the natural resource he wants. He labeled a whole region in central Africa NEGGER because that was the shit he was mining from that region. Negger eventually begets Niger just like tomatoe begets tomato. They are the same things no matter how they are spelled now. Shitloads of schwarze neggers are brought to the Americas from Africa.

FYI, Billy X. Sunday Fun Fact: Schwarze Negger = Black Plowman

Back to the lesson… The schwarze naggers aren’t just brought to America for their agricultural skills and their labor. They are brought here under a systemic organized platform of terror. Families are purposely separated. People from the same ‘hood are also divided and deposited in different areas. There was never a system of slavery on this planet that treated the human with such an utter lack of humanity. Being a plowman was never this bad. America’s neggers were the beasts of burden and not the oxen. Let’s face it though. If you are gonna do some shit that is fucked the fuck up you might as well do it like you’re doing it for t.v. Despite all the bullshit these neggers perservered. I call that God’s sense of grace, because there were millions of people that didn’t survive the four months at sea in the cramped hull of a boat while they slept in their shit, piss, vomit and blood. If you ended up in America you were meant to be here.

Fast forward past all that Civil War shit to the time in America when manufacturing and industrialization supplanted agriculture as the steam machine that powered our GDP/GNP. America began to develop a class of people that were not land owners nor farmers. The people that still worked in agriculture typically did not own the lands that they labored upon. There were African Americans that were becoming educated and even land owners themselves. This is when the word nigger becomes a slur. It no longer describes the persons occupation, but in a manner it assigns a caste to the person. To tell someone that no matter how straight their hair is, or how fancy their clothes are they will always be subservient is a statement of social mobility.

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The word nigger was used mostly by the transplanted immigrants from Germany and Ireland. They escaped famine and disease in their former homelands only to find that America was not so much the land of wealth as it was the land where you maintained a racial hegemony. If you didn’t maintain this color line you jeopardized your possibility at achieving the ultimate cultural lottery ticket which was to step into the ruling class. This is how supremacy works and it is the obligation of white to keep this shit rocking or else we could have a chink as the president one day. Yeah racism sucks wild balls, but what other choices do we have? I don’t care who your favorite rapper is, racism, and the word nigger is here to stay.

The reason I give you this drop today is to support NaSir Jones and the projected title of his latest album. White created the word nigger and they used to call each other the word too. Most likely as a term of affection I might add. I can see some old European land owner standing on his porch and looking over his land as Johann or Bernhard or whatever the fuck his name was worked in the field. That’s when the land owner would say to his fellow land owner, “Johann is my nigger.” I don’t think it’s right to forbid white from using the word nigger, especially not from forbidding him to call other white nigger either. How else are white going to be able to request the title track from NaS’ new album on the radio? You know white is going to be buying that shit too.

Now that we have agreed on the name for NaS’ new album can we help my nigga select some beats?

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, October 19th, 2007

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I am about to lose my rabbit eating mind up in this piece. 40 D’s kicks were crazy bananas. I almost don’t know how to come behind that drop[ll]. I was working on some shit with the Air Max 360 so I thought I’d throw these up on the wall. It’s fun to iD a pair of retro kicks like the Air max 97’s or the Air Max 90’s because of the optional colorways that each shoe can adopt.

NIKE also makes some of their current models available for customization too. When you get freaky with a pair of new shoes you really get the prolonged stares and the occasional question, “Where’d you copp those?!?” As a sneaker fiend those are the moments that you live for.

I decided to go away from using a pair of the retro Air max styles and instead I create a pair in the new 360 platform. NIKE often uses the year of issuance as part of the description for their Air max offerings. They went away from that pattern once before with the creation of the Air max 180 back in 1991. Fifteen years later they developed an air sole unit so totally evolutionary they called it the Air Max 360.

It is the ultimate shoe in comfort and functionality. The air sole now encompasses the entire footbed. The shoes upper is made with breatable mesh and contains several areas and stripes of 3M material. 3M material reflects light at night and is a safety measure perfect for running around the park or recklessly styling on motherfuckers. Guess which one I’ll be doing?

They shootin’! Made you look.

DP Dot Com Shoeterz Air Max 360

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Gay Priests And The Price Of Real Estate…

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

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The Vatican was just socked with another scandal of a fruitbag priest trying to put his healing hands on another man. These dudes are gonna give Jesus a bad name before too long. I’m almost sure that the man who could turn water into wine wasn’t a freak that way despite spending an inordinate amount of time with the fellas [ll]. The bigger story that these scandals uncover is the diminishing prestige of the Catholic church. People used to really fucks with the Catholic movement, but not so much anymore. Even the popularity of the ‘DaVinci Code’ storyline hasn’t brought in enough followers to stem the tide of defectors.

Could it be a disbelief of religion in general, or a direct indication of the mistrust in how the priesthood has been getting down since like forever?

Who knows, and more importantly, who the fuck cares!? The thing I have noticed is that the Catholic church is no longer the largest real estate owner here in New York City. Columbia University has that distinction. The Archdiocese has been literally uprooted from the settlements of numerous scandals involving deception and faggotry. Mostly faggotry. So in turn they have not just been cutting off the outreach programs like soup kitchens and bingo nights, but they are selling off their land assets one at a time. I’m talking about some of New York City’s most valuable land in the central midtown area of Manhattan island. Pretty soon they are going to have to come up off some of that Egyptian shit they stole thousands of years ago.

After that the Vatican is going to have to rent out the Pope to attend state fairs to sit in the dunk tank and kiss peoples’ bunions for a fee.

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Maine Is For The Children…

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

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What the fuck is this peanut butter and jelly shit popping off in Maine!?!

Maine middle school to offer birth control

The Portland, Maine school board voted in favor of distributing birth control to middle school students.

*ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY moves to Portland, Maine.*