Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

It’s The Taxes Stupid…

Monday, July 9th, 2007

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Prior to his appearance at the Daytona Speedway to be the grand marshal for the Pepsi 400, the presidential campaign for Republican hopeful RUDOLPH GIULIANI hit a major speedbump (pun always intended). During a town hall meeting this weekend that the former NYC mayor presided over he was loudly jeered. RUDY said all the right things to this crowd of bible belt NASCAR fans when he was questioned about whether or not more people should die in the desert, but he stumbled over himself after saying that he opposed the implementation of a ‘flat tax’ system as a way of overhauling the federal income tax system.

Even though I am a registered Republican voter I also oppose the ‘flat tax’ rate system as proposed by several Congressional legislators because it still allows the rich and corporations to shelter their earnings while the middle class (read: working class) shoulders the brunt of the responsibility for funding governmental services like the war in the Middle East.

Here is the new DALLAS PENN Dot Com buzzword phrase for the next decade in the American economy – COMPASSIONATE CAPITALISM. This is the idea that corporations and big business must be held accountable for their uncontrolled profiteering. With so many sectors in the private industry consolidating and merging there are companies returning to their original monolithic monopoly-like hold on our economy. Bell Telephone which had been split into many pieces is transforming into a tele-communications Leviathan under the name of Verizon.

No presidential candidate has spoken to America’s biggest problem which isn’t terrorism, but a lack of opportunity for living wage employment. This speaks directly to all the companies that have outsourced entire divisions of their manufacturing, processing and customer service overseas. Guess what GIULIANI, CLINTON, McCAIN, OBAAMA, et al? It’s STILL the economy stupid!

Your’e In The Army Now…

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

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What would an Independence Day holiday weekend be like without some military propaganda to rally the people around? I just went ‘plexing with CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE last night and we saw the latest ‘Die Hard’ installment as well as the ‘Transformers’ movie. The feeling I got after leaving the theatre is that even in a time of war our military has plenty of time and resources to film two and a half hour commercials.

The ‘Transformers’ wasn’t just a commercial for joining the Air Force either, but an advertising tour de force featuring Coca-Cola (who else?), Nokia telecom products and heralding the possible resurrection of General Motors. Further proof that the AutoBots were actually idiots is that they transform into Chevys, Dodges and Pontiacs. Ferrari, Maserati? Not so much. These weren’t just robots here to save humankind, they were here to protect the American way of life. And trust me, there is nothing more patriotic than buying shit.

The new ‘Die Hard’ movie was also themed at defending our way of life and the product placement was a little more subtle, but you still received your fill of Nokia PDA closeups as well as high speed car chases in GM vehicles. Fuck the fact that gas prices are out of this world, go out and copp yourself the 08 Yukon XL. It’s an FBI/Homeland Security favorite. Despite all the commercialism contained in both of these movies they are still worth a watch. BRUCE WILLIS has pretty much run the schtick of hard-boiled NYC detective John McClane into the ground, but he still has the timing left to deliver an expletive laced punchline that all of us moviegoers love. Think of ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER with a way better accent.

‘Transformers’ was actually a kiddie movie when it all washed out. There were a few lines interspersed throughout the film that harkened back to the O.G. cartoon series, but in the end it lacked the bang as a new story. An interesting sub-subplot is that Optimus Prime and Megatron were brothers. In my opinion, that would have been a way iller storyline to have them dudes on some Cain & Abel type shit, traveling through the galaxy kicking each other’s asses for no money down. As a sidenote, I think they enlisted DARIUS McCRARY to perform as the negro AutoBot called Jazz. It was the great SCATMAN CROTHERS who voiced this character back in day. Disappoinments aside, I’ll still copp the DVD when it drops and therefore complete my part in the patriotic process.

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‘Live Free Or Die Hard’
I give this movie three (3) Lutherburgers with extra cheese, replacing the beef with jive turkey John McClane.

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‘Transformers’
I would rate this movie two and a half (2.5) retahd kids because you know that they’ll love all the explosions and shit.

Hammer, Don’t Hurt The iNternets Celebrities…

Friday, July 6th, 2007

i.C.

One of the best moments that the i.C. had up in the mountains of Utah was when we got to sit down and chat things up with the legendary MC Hammer.

What we found out was that Hammer was totally down to Earth and personable. Dude was actually quite chill and in the classic style of ‘Each One, Teach One’ he gave the iNternets Celebrities a few lessons about the music business and the internets.

Real Talk With MC Hammer

USING YOUTUBE TO SCHOOL THE EFFIN’ POLICE…

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

eff the popo

image: TKC

Peep this dastardly story out of Raleigh, North Carolina. A local high school has a vocational program that is teaching its students how to produce movies and the school project was an assignment to create an actual police recruiting video. What the fuck is this shit?!?

More high school + police news…
Dallas police have arrested this dude named LETORIAN TUBBS in connection with a double shooting at an area high school. Now we have discussed shit like this previously, but when your momma names you LETORIAN and your daddy’s last name is TUBBS, your fate in this world has been pre-ordained. There is nothing good coming from LETORIAN TUBBS. This dude should have been put in jail when he was five years old.

Don’t mix the police with politricks…
AL GORE’s son was busted by the jakes with a car full of weed and pills. Dude is now ready to be a rapper, or our next president. My hope is the former, and then his mother TIPPER can rally the Senate to have a PMRC sticker placed on his album. Here’s how I know this story was bullshit. The police said GORE was driving over a hundred miles an hour in a fuckin’ Toyota Prius. That little bullshit whip couldn’t even go that fast if you dropped it from the Sears Tower.

Memo To Stanley Crouch: It’s Still Not Rap Music’s Fault…

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

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STANLEY CROUCH is one of the mainstream media’s favorite supremacy apologist curmudgeons. To let him tell it, poor Black folks can’t kill themselves quick enough to unburden white people with their presence. CROUCH has been an incessant critic of Hip-Hop and rap music from it’s inception. He often times combines valid points and statements with the outrageous drivel that only a disconnected neo-conservative could imagine.

I remember an article of his from last year where he claimed that his daughter could find no suitable Black males to date because the Hip-Hop generation only produced males afraid to grow up and assume responsibility. No STANLEY, your daughter is having a problem getting dates because she looks like you. And you sir, sure are ugly.